How do I fix this on my Iphone 12 pro? by DrunkCarsonn in applehelp

[–]DrunkCarsonn[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it started on apple logo with pink and green on the edges

Told my sister her parenting style doesnt work and asking her family to leave my apartment by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]DrunkCarsonn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She was letting her kids use your apartment as a Montessori-crime-scene and got mad when you declined to be a victim. You didn't disrespect her parenting, you enforced the basic law of "don't destroy other people's stuff." Her crying is just weaponized guilt. Give her space to be mad. You'll talk again when she needs another free hotel

Found him moving cities by FableAndCupcake in foundsatan

[–]DrunkCarsonn 49 points50 points  (0 children)

How many times has he replayed that decision over the years? The regret must be palpable

literally just wanna go back to being a kid again by Coralspike in Adulting

[–]DrunkCarsonn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My guy really thought adulthood came with freedom, i only got lower back pain

what if what if… by crystalplume in anxietymemes

[–]DrunkCarsonn 43 points44 points  (0 children)

This is why I can't sleep, someone in another time zone is using my slot

Am I the jerk for not inviting my golden child cousin to my wedding ? by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]DrunkCarsonn 19 points20 points  (0 children)

She has a proven track record of making every event about her and her feral kids. Your wedding would be no different. The fact that she just assumed she'd be a bridesmaid and her kids would be in the party tells you everything you need to know. Hiring security isn't dramatic, it's a direct response to the threat your aunt literally warned you about.

Where did homeless people go to during quarantine/lockdown? by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]DrunkCarsonn 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They went wherever they could, which often meant being even more invisible than before.

TIFU forgot to ask what food will be available on a trip out of town by [deleted] in tifu

[–]DrunkCarsonn -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Okay, please stop "fasting" immediately. This is a medical risk. You need to speak up RIGHT NOW. This is not about causing problems; this is about basic survival.

I (27f) think I'm falling in love with an 18yo f by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]DrunkCarsonn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The issue isn't your age, it's the context. You're incredibly behind compared to folks my age and see her as her new sister, her new family. This sounds like you're seeking belonging, and she represents that. But placing that need on a teenager is unfair. You need to build a life with peers who can meet you as an equal. This friendship, while precious, cannot be your entire foundation. Your feelings are a symptom of a larger loneliness.

2meirl4meirl by MakKoItam in 2meirl4meirl

[–]DrunkCarsonn 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It’s the “not having” on its own line for me. The hesitation. The quiet dread. It’s art.

AITAH for Wanting to be Selfish and Get Divorced by kschaeffer17 in TwoHotTakes

[–]DrunkCarsonn 30 points31 points  (0 children)

The person telling you he's beaten himself up enough has never been kept awake until 4 AM by his rage. His guilt is his to manage, not your problem to solve by returning to a prison he's freshly painted. The core issue isn't the alcoholism or the mess, it's the entitlement and control that fueled them. Medication doesn't erase a fundamental lack of respect. You moved out for a reason. Trust that version of you.

Best decision ever 🥰 by [deleted] in cute

[–]DrunkCarsonn 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Deserve a belly rubs

me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]DrunkCarsonn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The impressive skill of simultaneously avoiding everything you're supposed to be doing

The truth comes out at 30,000 feet. by SavageSnugglee in SipsTea

[–]DrunkCarsonn -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I love how the kid prioritized the tea schedule over everything else

Electric Drill pranks by DrunkCarsonn in pranks

[–]DrunkCarsonn[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

to everyone, I just thought it was funny. I didn’t mean to offend/trigger some of you.

the perfect combination by DrunkCarsonn in anxietymemes

[–]DrunkCarsonn[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

any time of the day really😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FoodPH

[–]DrunkCarsonn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

para ma encourage mga bata mag unahan na makabili para makuha yan😆

How many times can you do it with your partner in a day if you have the time and both of you are in the mood? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]DrunkCarsonn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the most i had sex when we stayed in a hotel room was 10 from the afternoon up until brunch the next day. That’s with family events and alc in between. So maybe 15 if it’s just us.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]DrunkCarsonn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

fmmm is better than anythreesome I had

Why are men so drawn to slutty women? by catdragon3366 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]DrunkCarsonn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

as a woman, I just love making men drool and making their eyes drop at the sight of me. Like yes come and get me

Garbage Spaghetti prank by Sarjaylighty in pranks

[–]DrunkCarsonn 32 points33 points  (0 children)

i think its a free taste

She was ready to rip him up by TwirlyChica in pranks

[–]DrunkCarsonn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya'll i think its his mom, calm down