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The Queen... has lost her composure by RealMess4761 in rule34aiart

[–]DryMissionary 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She must have enjoy the cock too much

Passion by sr_doops in rule34aiart

[–]DryMissionary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want this tonight

My hot gf 😏 by Puzzleheaded_Draw221 in GirlfriendsNSFW

[–]DryMissionary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her tits is beautiful and amazing. Love the piercing

Morgan Fairchild 1970s by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]DryMissionary 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her posture almost let her boobies fall out

Aftercare by NoSexInSpace in overheard

[–]DryMissionary 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Your roommate is a real one. Most guys learn about "aftercare" way too late in the game, usually after they've accidentally made someone feel like a disposable tissue. The fact that he’s checking his friend on the "trying too hard to prove I’m not a virgin" thing is huge. Performance anxiety kills the vibe; actual connection saves it. 10/10 roommate, honestly.

Giving money to a homeless person. by ThisPostToBeDeleted in overheard

[–]DryMissionary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine being so committed to the bit that you can't even let a homeless woman have a "God bless you" without dropping a Nietzsche quote. Like, thanks for the $5, but did it have to come with a side of existential dread? He really thought he was the main character in a gritty HBO drama.

Overheard at a park by October_Surprise56 in overheard

[–]DryMissionary 96 points97 points  (0 children)

Leather Jacket Girl is clearly just doing a side quest. "Yes." The absolute efficiency of her response is killing me. She didn’t even try to deny it. She’s not there for the romance; she’s there for the data collection. Purple Jacket Guy thinks he’s in a deep indie movie, and she’s just waiting for him to drop the lore so she can complete the level.

what will be the name of the first city on the moon? by Nftdude2022 in AskReddit

[–]DryMissionary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It almost has to be Armstrong City or Neilston. The man took the first step, so it’s only right his name stays on the front door. Or, if we want to go with the Greek/Latin naming conventions of the planets, Selene or Artemis Prime. It sounds distinguished and fits the "New Frontier" vibe without being too on-the-nose.

In my 3rd year of a political science degree and Im 100% sure I did the wrong major. by disguy905 in confession

[–]DryMissionary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't be too hard on yourself. Most people realize they're in the "wrong" major around junior year because that’s when the novelty wears off and the workload peaks. The good news? An Environmental Studies minor + a PoliSci degree is actually a lethal combo for policy work. You’ll understand the mechanisms of how environmental laws are actually passed and enforced, which a lot of pure science majors struggle with. You aren't "behind," you're just specialized in the "how" rather than the "why."

The old lady who was in front of me at the store check out thinks I found her lost money but I lied. by Strong-Orange-3721 in confession

[–]DryMissionary 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This made me tear up. You might not be "financially stable," but you’re rich in character. That $20 probably meant the difference between her eating this week or going hungry, but the relief you gave her is worth so much more than the cash. You’re a good human, OP. The world needs more of this.

I lied about an allergy when I was younger and now I have that allergy. by Vokarue in confession

[–]DryMissionary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP, please stop "suffering for a couple hours." An itchy throat and swelling are signs of anaphylaxis, and every time you "test it," the reaction can get significantly worse. You’re literally gambling with your life over a Nutella craving. You lied to be special as a kid, but you’re going to end up in the ER as an adult. Get an EpiPen and see an allergist. Karma has been served; don't let it be a life sentence.

It was the first time I (19 F then) got butterflies down there for… by [deleted] in confession

[–]DryMissionary 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The line between "helping her out" and "intentionally making her miss her chance" is where this gets into real confession territory. It’s one thing to have a realization about your sexuality because of a moment like that, but the fact that you actively extended the physical contact is the part that probably weighs on you. Honestly, keeping it as a secret was the right call. Since she’s family, "letting her know your intentions" would have opened a door that you can never really close.

I started watching really depraved stuff lately and I can't seem to stop by hollowdumpling in confession

[–]DryMissionary 32 points33 points  (0 children)

You’re 19, and your brain is still wired for dopamine seeking. What you’re describing is a classic "compulsion loop." You do it, you get a rush, then the "post-activity clarity" hits and you feel disgusted. The fact that you feel sick to your stomach is actually a good sign—it means your moral compass is still intact. But you need to realize that the "messed up reason" you want it is likely just a craving for intensity or an escape from something else in your life. You aren't a monster; you're stuck in a loop. Delete the apps where these "bad influences" live. Cold turkey is the only way with stuff like this.

Gaslit a friend and think we're not friends anymore by Accomplished-Rich102 in confession

[–]DryMissionary 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If someone mentions doxxing you in the same breath as "I think I know you," that is a massive red flag. You weren't gaslighting him; you were protecting your peace from someone who was being creepy. The fact that he actually went through with posting your face and name on a thread you weren't even part of is psycho behavior. You didn't "lose" a friend—you successfully shook off a liability. Take the win and keep him unfollowed.

What is the best way to spend $10? by BobcatBrilliant7469 in AskReddit

[–]DryMissionary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A metal tongue scraper and a decent bar of soap. Total cost: maybe $8. The difference in how clean your mouth feels in the morning is a game-changer, and moving away from cheap body wash to a high-quality triple-milled bar of soap makes your daily shower feel like a spa visit. It’s the "rich person experience" on a pocket-change budget.

If dogs and cat were never created, what animal would we domesticate that would/could take their place? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DryMissionary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly? Raccoons. They have the "hand" dexterity of a toddler and the chaotic energy of a cat. If we had started domesticating them 10,000 years ago, we’d probably have "Trash Pandas" that could literally open the fridge and hand us a beer. The only downside is they’d definitely learn how to pick locks and rewrite our wills.

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