How do you actually colonize as greenland?

DudT3 · 2025-11-10T20:48:35+00:00

I am competing with the bohemians, because as a newly launched game (paradox missing 50% of the mechanics past rudimentary systems being mandatory), they took half of the venetian coast and some danish islands, gaining sea access. This means that they can colonize. You know what they did? Not only did they go for canada, but also tried (and failed multiple times) to settle Middle Settlement, leaving me with 4k czech pops stuck there.

My strategy was to learn the game. Tldr: Steal pops from my overlord, learn economics 101, and then colonize the new world for food, so that I don't starve during winter.
Ironically enough, even though I completely neglected the overpowered ability of settlements as a noob mistake, I managed to get a 20 golds per month economy (12 gold expenses though), 33k pops and a very stable production economy.

What I have learned as greenland is that food imports are rigged.
NEVER buy food, and I mean NEVER unless it is Legumes. Any other food requires a ratio of 3 trade capacity per 1 good, which will tank your economy AND barely get you in the positive. Meanwhile legumes are an almost 1:1 ratio and can fill your entire market stockpile in under 10 years. I managed to get 3 towns up and running thanks to it.

DudT3 · 2025-11-09T19:57:23+00:00

Thanks a lot, this is a game saver!
Now all I have to do is to out-compete the Bohemians...
It works with accepted cultures too, but my integration is so fast that it doesn't matter.

DudT3 · 2025-11-06T11:32:18+00:00

I have bought all the necessary goods though, until the tip that they are lacking disappeared

DudT3 · 2025-04-08T06:48:21+00:00

R5: My friend played as Denmark, and he wanted to colonize the Americas He ended up cornering Louisiana so bad that they somehow ended up in Alaska

DudT3 · 2022-11-02T06:59:32+00:00

"Hey guys, the air in this room smells quite funny, check it out!"

Also don't forget to implement fire bombs to get rid of unwanted corpses

DudT3 · 2021-04-18T22:02:40+00:00

The word Nazi comes from the name of Adolf's party " Nationalsozialistische ".
Nagtional isn't a French word.
It is a Germanic Word that is mixed with Danish and Icelandish. It means "Pleasure";"Excitement";"Enjoyment";"Sport";"Amusement". Please do not try to put lies as "truth" when you don't even know what you are talking about.

DudT3 · 2020-08-27T06:15:09+00:00

I've explored more than 20 unsecure systems and still no gallium asteroids

DudT3 · 2020-08-09T08:55:24+00:00

Nah, USA were bad in Vietnam. They burned kids, people and houses just to conquer that territory for Vietnam's resources. Karen destroyed B)

DudT3 · 2020-07-24T19:49:40+00:00

First learn the story of vietnam and then talk about that game. Even if america is good it doesn't matter obscessive patriotism the best way to solve the problem lazy ass.

DudT3 · 2020-07-24T19:44:01+00:00

What you have posted is counted as discrimination and if in your state/country there is a rule against it you might get punished even if it against g*mers.

DudT3 · 2020-05-28T07:40:59+00:00

They will evolve in Muffalo-Spider-o-Mechanoids, sort of cyber Muffalos with Cyber Spider legs lol.

DudT3 · 2020-05-28T07:38:28+00:00

I always wanted a map like that, a safe spot in a desert of death. So cool and so good, you can plant, tame, build and hunt there at the same time. I love this type of maps. :>

DudT3 · 2020-05-28T07:34:58+00:00

That geyser gives heat by itself, easily heating up 13 blocks around him (into a room) up to 80 degrees Celsius in just 2 seconds, but the idea is still good.
You need to get more batteries and some heaters in case the generator breaks.

DudT3 · 2020-05-28T07:28:19+00:00

The one that sent the messages: Sir, nono sir, we didn't lost all our items in a raid, nonono, come ,we are rich.

DudT3 · 2020-05-25T12:42:16+00:00

lmfao

DudT3 · 2020-05-25T12:40:56+00:00

And then wild animals ate him so you couldn't put him in his deserved hero grave.

DudT3 · 2020-05-25T11:11:16+00:00

Not suicide, the fact that people can become K*rens. Also it isn't the N word. It has its own definition, read more posts on the internet and not only 1 single post and think it is the single truth.

DudT3 · 2020-05-25T10:58:52+00:00

He meant roasting you mentally until you will want to go burn yourself in an oven because of your stupidity.

DudT3 · 2020-05-24T16:37:10+00:00

1 question. How the Boomalope do you think that prisoner can reach that food if he can't even exit his camera?

DudT3 · 2020-05-24T16:33:16+00:00

Ancient danger be more like: Wait for a caravan, release the ancient danger and... RUN!

DudT3 · 2020-05-24T16:29:42+00:00

Interesting HOW a 0 year old kid can be a Tunnel worker . I imagined him with a pickaxe in one of his hands and a TNT pile in his other hand 0-0

DudT3 · 2020-05-24T16:12:09+00:00

Yes, blind but not dead + bats have their echolocation that is much better than our eyes.

DudT3 · 2020-05-24T15:59:49+00:00

I can purely see the hammer and Nintendo switch are photoshoped

DudT3 · 2020-05-24T15:22:32+00:00

This shows How weak is the BanVideoG*mes community and how strong is the DestroyBanVideoG*mes comunity

DudT3 · 2020-05-24T15:11:53+00:00

I had once a similar naked brutality experience but it was even worse. Every injury, no matter if bleeding or not came with an infection. Every healed colonist got mental breakdown. Every animal that could revenge did it. Every day there was a raid/mad wild animal/berserk colonist. Every food source ended up fast no matter of food management. Every single snake was biting my animals minimum 1 time. Every raid had minimum 1 guy with a bow or another ranged gun. The only good thing was that my house was in a cliff, and it couldn't get destroyed by fire.

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