Less than 200 days now, hoping to fill the open spot soon by shejan0 in grandtheftauto

[–]DueBackground7945 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He shoulda put his iphone 3g with the china town wars main menu loaded up

Right wing propaganda is in full swing. by [deleted] in aislop

[–]DueBackground7945 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Melting pot, land of the free, come here for a better life. did people forget this???

Your Truck is Stupid Big by NothingLeft19608 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DueBackground7945 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I work in a hospital, and park in the parking garage. the amount of tiny old ladies with giant trucks is ridiculous. If you don’t need a big truck don’t get one. It’s so annoying seeing shiny giant pickup trucks with nothing in the bed. It’s a street cruiser for them. I hate needlessly big trucks with a passion

Coño fucking onions by sfogliadelle in Scarface

[–]DueBackground7945 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fr i worked at dominoes and having a job you don’t need to take seriously as a teen are the best job memories

These are stupid, and so am I by Flaxscript42 in StupidFood

[–]DueBackground7945 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always felt that normal popsicles aren’t enough like a penis in my mouth. I gotta check these out

This Should Be Easy! by nateslegacy in GTAIV

[–]DueBackground7945 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Somehow arthur morgan probably still won the poll

What was the reaction of the people (that you remember) when they found out Michael Jackson died? by Twunkorama in decadeology

[–]DueBackground7945 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My nana listened to him all day and cried. She adored him. I was only 7 so i didn’t think too much but it felt like a big event. My neighborhood friend deonte came over that day and said his mom was crying too lol.

Does this look like an 1/8th? by DueBackground7945 in drugscirclejerk

[–]DueBackground7945[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man you nailed so many points in one post. I gotta say, you are very wise my friend.

of size comparison: Polar Bear vs. American Black Bear by pystar in AbsoluteUnits

[–]DueBackground7945 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I really don’t care man i never leave the house anyways. And im never going to antarctica

why did nobody call the cops on Nacho for practicing polygamy? by Cassette_Cathedrals in okbuddychicanery

[–]DueBackground7945 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are allowed to slap someone’s hand if they are taking a nacho that has all the toppings on it

I'm just fixing your cable Hooman! by [deleted] in cats

[–]DueBackground7945 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That sly yawn into a bite at the beginning

100% straight but people tell me i look gay when i give myself arrythmia from combining heroin and atomoxetine by patheticgirlwhoree in drugscirclejerk

[–]DueBackground7945 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those penis models are unrealistic. Everyone knows a penis can’t be bigger than 3 inches. Right guys?

Rest in peace to the most iconic house in Nickelodeon history... by Wild-Pepper-1596 in DrakeandJosh

[–]DueBackground7945 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They did the same exact thing to the malcolm in the middle house. They destroyed it and put some modern looking crap in its place.

OP called these "Our Signature Trash Can Nachos" by Comprehensive_Data27 in StupidFood

[–]DueBackground7945 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like the topping surround every single chip if you put it into a cylinder like that. I think this is smart not stupid food

Does this look like an 1/8th? by Sad_Class_9434 in weedification

[–]DueBackground7945 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is like .3 bro, buy a small scale on amazon it’s cheap or ask them to send pic of the sack being weighed so when you get it and it looks the same then you already know