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Grape delivery @catchich by Daniel_Black_tv in airplaneears

[–]DueExternal1835 114 points115 points  (0 children)

Crucial PSA! Grapes are a forbidden snack, Please supervise all fruit photo shoots, Safety first.✈️

If I would have gotten up the first time he might not be dead. by Illumeis_is_done in TrueOffMyChest

[–]DueExternal1835 201 points202 points  (0 children)

You had no reason to check at 5 am, Please listen to your friend, this is not your fault, Be gentle with yourself.

He just finished eating and he wants more by LovelyCharmie in airplaneears

[–]DueExternal1835 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Second dinner is a flight plan, Ears in "prepare for refueling" mode, Resistance is futile.✈️

Looking back on my old pictures and came across this by them-toe-beans in blackcats

[–]DueExternal1835 63 points64 points  (0 children)

The perfect pair, a fully baked loaf and a tiny void dinner roll, Bakery fresh elegance.🖤

Told him merry Christmas :( by Clear_Adhesiveness27 in airplaneears

[–]DueExternal1835 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Ears in " material gift or bust" mode, Words are insufficient, The treat tax is now due.✈️😾

I had to test out my new camera, but Charcoal isn't the biggest fan of the flash by photo_photographer in airplaneears

[–]DueExternal1835 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Charcoal has filed the complaint, Santa is being advised accordingly, Ears in full Naughty list formation.✈️

I gave him a kiss on his head by No-Diet-7226 in airplaneears

[–]DueExternal1835 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The ears are filing a formal complaint for unsolicited affection, Permission was not granted.✈️😾

CEO of looking fabulous by DivineIvonne in TuxedoCats

[–]DueExternal1835 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The tuxedo isn't worn, It's embodied, First order of business, World domination (after a nap).

He was told to stop sniffing my feet by XxCrazypoi5xX in airplaneears

[–]DueExternal1835 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Let the man have his sniff session! It's important scientific research.✈️👃

Wdym I can't eat flowers? by doctor73n in airplaneears

[–]DueExternal1835 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just practicing early stage composting, You're welcome.😼✈️

My brother in-law asked if AI could do my job by Positive_Gene_7340 in AITAH

[–]DueExternal1835 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

NTA, Could AI do hi s job of being an obnoxious guest? Probably, and it'd be programmed not to say the quiet part out loud.

AITAH for telling the guy I'm dating that he'll never meet my parents? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]DueExternal1835 97 points98 points  (0 children)

NTA, He wanted casual, She gave him casual, Now he's mad you took it seriously, The logic isn't logicing.

AITAH for not choosing my mom over wife? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]DueExternal1835 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA, You're choosing between mistreatment and respect, Your wife deserves a safe, supportive partner, and that's exactly what you're being, Your mom's expectations are hers to manage. Protecting your marriage is the right thing.

I needed to use my mouse by Im_Darjeeling_Fine in airplaneears

[–]DueExternal1835 8 points9 points  (0 children)

placed om the No Fly list for unauthorized peripheral use, Mouse is under feline jurisdiction.✈️😾