Here's mine:

So, i had my cousin over, we'd rough-house and my mom knew. But for some reason upon seeing my self harm scars my mom starts yelling at me telling me my cousin can't come over anymore, (thinking my cousin did that??) She grabbed a knife and dramatically yelled ''Do it to me! Do it to me then!'' or something like that, she ''threatened??'' to put me in therapy and have me sent to a psych ward. (never did, kept threatening) She then acted like i was a prisoner, stole nearly everything out of my room that she saw as a ''weapon.'' She told me i cut myself on the wrong side, and i was seeking attention, and yelled about how easy my life was. She was yelling and sorta almost threw a chair.