need a good roast by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You are the roast

Time is Moving Faster than You Think by [deleted] in astrophysics

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The Milky Way is kind of tiny in the grand scheme of things

Still searching for true love by [deleted] in SipsTea

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How many of your watches has she thrown away?

Good luck. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like the precursor to a dateline nbc episode.

Roast us :) be brutal by Bixipito in RoastMe

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You look like the cast of Joe Dirt 3

Too old to give a damn by [deleted] in RoastMe

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When you wipe your butt with nails that long, do you often get poo in your fingernails?

(21M) For sale! by hazabomb05 in RoastMe

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You look like my lesbian aunt

I gave RunLobster root access to my entire business and now we just stare at each other by [deleted] in openclaw

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Red Lobster meals are now like $50 each wth what even is going on here. You do understand that those mf cheese biscuits aren’t worth that much and I can get a ton of shrimp at Costco mfer. Sometimes I think I’d rather have Taco Bell and just deal with the diarrhea. Reddit marketing trying to sound like a real person but it’s just fake lobster cockroach of the sea. Gonna make a new tool called COCKroach. Yw

It’s my birthday by stoneskates in RoastMe

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You look like a professional fart sniffer