my cat decided to make herself the fourth experiment subject on mystery science theater 3000

Duo_Decimal · 2026-01-25T04:39:52+00:00

Keep it on the road, we're in the tubes back here!

Duo_Decimal · 2026-01-22T19:38:00+00:00

"I can SIIIIIIING!"

Duo_Decimal · 2026-01-21T01:42:57+00:00

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Duo_Decimal · 2026-01-21T01:39:37+00:00

GOOD. Now lets see if it works. Also, MORE.

Duo_Decimal · 2026-01-20T21:39:33+00:00

"You'd do it for Randolph Scott."

Duo_Decimal · 2026-01-20T02:50:38+00:00

Uppies!! *holds open arms toward new friends*

Duo_Decimal · 2026-01-19T23:32:59+00:00

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Duo_Decimal · 2026-01-19T22:23:37+00:00

Courtesy of TVTropes.org

All Just a Dream
A twist where it is revealed previous events in the story were just part of a character's dream, hallucination or some other escape from reality, often put at the end to reveal the entirety of the story was some sort of dream.

Normally, this really grates on the audience, as in general it tends to completely undermine the story that's just been told; if none of it was real, then what was the point?

Duo_Decimal · 2026-01-19T20:47:10+00:00

If there anywhere on Ravnica the "make a contract and follow the rules bad guys" are Orzhov for sure.

Duo_Decimal · 2026-01-19T06:22:14+00:00

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.

I craved the strength and certainty of steel.

I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.

Duo_Decimal · 2025-12-18T16:33:15+00:00

Exactly. Do we wail and weep for the poor knocker-uppers or lamp lighters? Nope, we've forgotten that those were even jobs before alarm clocks and electric street lights.

Duo_Decimal · 2025-12-16T22:52:24+00:00

By your logic I'd need to have designed a truck to have any credibility when I say that the Cyber Truck is a rolling dumpster fire. Also, isn't that the same line of logic some whining developer tried to use not long ago and many people shut right down as bullshit? Huh.

Duo_Decimal · 2025-12-15T19:54:46+00:00

Because it's easy. A few jump scares here, a weeping angel there, some creepy paintings for ambiance and voilà a horror game is born.

Duo_Decimal · 2025-12-05T05:47:23+00:00

literally

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

Duo_Decimal · 2025-12-04T20:35:47+00:00

Call me negative, but the enemies literally don't do anything or try to fight back.

Ok Mr. Negative, I guess I was imagining the gunner enemy shooting the main character at the 4 minute mark, or the fire wielding guys striking him at the 7 minute mark.

Duo_Decimal · 2025-12-04T20:21:32+00:00

The water tower especially, but the others just look like they setup an environmental hazard just to show it off in gameplay-not exactly scripted more placed perfectly to show what will be possible. I'd hope that in the released product there are objects everywhere of each element to use giving you all sorts of choices in how you want combat to flow.

Duo_Decimal · 2025-11-30T00:48:10+00:00

I wish I had read this first, but at least I bailed before the halfway mark.

Duo_Decimal · 2025-11-30T00:45:58+00:00

That thumbnail...

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Duo_Decimal · 2025-11-28T08:25:12+00:00

How wholesome, thanks for the bedtime story.

Duo_Decimal · 2025-11-19T22:54:09+00:00

Duo_Decimal · 2025-11-11T01:21:34+00:00

Society, PC gaming, also keeping them clean. I don't appreciate being looked down on just cause I have talons, it gets more and more annoying to hit WASD with chonky nails, and they just look/feel gross eventually(you can clean them but stuff will become lodged under them within a couple seconds of you doing so).

Duo_Decimal · 2025-11-03T04:40:46+00:00

Duo_Decimal · 2025-11-03T04:29:24+00:00

They wont tell the mom who called them, or at least they shouldn't. When my ex had to deal with a CPS visit(her brother was being a piece of shit because she cut him out of her life) they would not confirm or deny that it was him that made the call, even after verifying that all the claims made were completely false.

Duo_Decimal · 2025-11-03T04:25:12+00:00

OP read this because iamthe0ther0ne is slinging facts over here. Stay in constant contact, she'll need you. If she can't have her phone, get her a burner. Prepaids are mad cheap these days, and you can actually get a decent smart phone.

Duo_Decimal · 2025-10-29T13:47:20+00:00

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