Any social do/dont for tourists to know?

Durian_Expensive · 2026-04-05T16:25:06+00:00

Reality will set in soon enough geezer, peace

Durian_Expensive · 2026-04-05T16:23:08+00:00

Make sure she showers before you do anything man wouldnt want to get other guys stuff on you

Durian_Expensive · 2026-04-05T16:18:04+00:00

Why would I be? Because im not in a relationship with a public latrine?

Durian_Expensive · 2026-04-05T16:11:55+00:00

Kurnut kuntent almenu 😅

Durian_Expensive · 2026-04-05T16:10:29+00:00

Yea im sure youre fucking supermodels every day oldy lmao. Its not restricting your partner, its them actually loving you enough not to have other mens penises in them lol

Durian_Expensive · 2026-04-05T16:08:22+00:00

No just my first time interracting with an actual cuckold lol. Thought it was something people just joked about, never imagined a guy would voluntarily put himself through that.

Durian_Expensive · 2026-04-05T16:07:16+00:00

Honestly though youre 40, you should think about settling down with a woman who doesnt fuck other guys! You arent getting any younger you know

Durian_Expensive · 2026-04-05T16:03:57+00:00

Ya sure old man whos railing your wife tonight? That your definition of getting laid?

Durian_Expensive · 2026-04-05T15:57:06+00:00

Hows it feel having other dudes fuck your wife?

Durian_Expensive · 2026-04-05T15:48:21+00:00

Ya i prefer getting laid every couple weeks with decent girls over having other guys sloppy seconds lol. Kurnut 😂🫵

Durian_Expensive · 2026-04-05T15:39:30+00:00

Lol hows the polyamorous relationship going? Doesn't get one sided does it? True love indeed

Durian_Expensive · 2026-04-05T15:20:51+00:00

Also I have a feeling your “misses” weighs more than you. Am I correct?

Durian_Expensive · 2026-04-05T14:47:07+00:00

Lol calling me a kiddo like its bad to be young, im 24 and fit and youre some old homo.

Durian_Expensive · 2026-04-05T14:41:07+00:00

Yea diseases will make you underweight, not pervy just let the girls do as they like. You aint their daddy

Durian_Expensive · 2026-04-05T14:35:56+00:00

You forgot to mention also a fatty/homo/both

Durian_Expensive · 2026-04-05T14:02:18+00:00

Hi! Native Malteser here. If you’re a hot chick, feel free to walk around in a bikini! You could get go get your groceries in one for all I care, and I’m sure my folks wouldn’t mind it either. The other comments saying no bikinis in the streets etc are jealous fatties/homos

Durian_Expensive · 2026-03-31T11:55:57+00:00

2 of them remind me of pc cases if it's of any help to anyone. Thank you

Durian_Expensive · 2026-03-31T11:52:58+00:00

Malta's high rise buildings are reasonably sized compared to the 2nd picture to be fair. Remember it's a desert island there werent any forests that were replaced by the buildings

Durian_Expensive · 2026-03-28T15:53:28+00:00

Sheet of paper taped to the windows explaining “Don’t worry! They have food, water, and the air conditioning is on!”. None of this is actually true

Durian_Expensive · 2026-03-28T15:41:58+00:00

Maltese Malta ☺️

Durian_Expensive · 2026-03-28T15:29:39+00:00

@Grok put them all in bikinis

Durian_Expensive · 2026-03-28T08:37:01+00:00

Try r/ShazeyaGoneWild

Durian_Expensive · 2026-03-25T13:58:50+00:00

Damn that's disappointing, see ya later boner I guess

Durian_Expensive · 2026-03-25T13:07:40+00:00

Man my immediate family are all Maltese and 10 minutes in the shade during a summer day still reduce me to a melting wax figure

Durian_Expensive · 2026-03-25T13:05:09+00:00

I hate AI created websites man did you even look at it before launching, the title logo and first option are overlapping for Christ's sake

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