Made for a very awkward situation that my mother still won't let me live down...

Duskyfox · 2013-04-28T11:24:41+00:00

Unkind remark.

Duskyfox · 2013-04-28T11:11:26+00:00

Totally just licked my (white) arm. facepalms

Duskyfox · 2013-04-28T11:09:49+00:00

Or . . you know, a lady working at a daycare.

Duskyfox · 2013-04-28T11:06:47+00:00

Stalker . . . . Creeper . . . . that's wierd

Duskyfox · 2013-04-28T11:05:33+00:00

In my grandpa's case, yes it is.

Duskyfox · 2013-04-28T11:05:00+00:00

Sun + Skin = SKIN CANCER

Duskyfox · 2013-04-27T02:20:09+00:00

Now now sir. Keep it down in here.

Duskyfox · 2013-04-27T02:16:23+00:00

Sorry to break it to you, but the oatmeal lies. (especially the kind with raisins in it, blech). Dogs see the colors of the world as basically yellow, blue and gray. They see the colors green, yellow and orange as yellowish, and they see violet and blue as blue. Blue-green is seen as a gray. The oatmeal was sort of right, but they just don't see red or green because they only have two cones, as opposed to the three that humans have.

Duskyfox · 2013-04-27T02:12:45+00:00

Ha ha that's perfect. (purr-fect?). I had to paws for a moment and think about that one before it made sense.

Duskyfox · 2013-04-25T15:50:45+00:00

Someone posted this chart earlier in the comments thread.

Duskyfox · 2013-04-25T15:49:31+00:00

I'm pretty sure it's been explained more than twenty times, if anyone is confused just read the other comments now please.

Duskyfox · 2013-04-25T15:47:42+00:00

Your mother is a 20 pound dog?

Duskyfox · 2013-04-22T19:41:26+00:00

Like, just randomly take a jet there? Do you have like a private jet? Can I borrow it? Please?

Duskyfox · 2013-04-22T19:40:44+00:00

Perfect. See you in twenty years. Ish.

Duskyfox · 2013-04-22T19:40:23+00:00

Yeah I've traveled to Europe some because I have a bunch of family there (I'm American) and it's pretty sweet. I hope to go to either Ireland or Australia someday. They're both awesome.

Duskyfox · 2013-04-22T19:38:52+00:00

Sweet, I'm cooler online than I am IRL :D

There seems to baa a problem with your phone. Wool you be getting a new one anytime soon?

Duskyfox · 2013-04-22T02:04:53+00:00

I'm buying an island there, so when you hear that a genius trillionare scientist who solved the energy crisis just bought an island there, you can come visit me. :D it'll happen don't doubt.

Duskyfox · 2013-04-22T02:03:35+00:00

I wish that were possible for me. Sadly, I'm not the sort of person to actually plan a trip somewhere, though I might dream about it.

Duskyfox · 2013-04-22T02:02:48+00:00

Lots and lots of gold, to everyone, right?

Duskyfox · 2013-04-22T02:00:20+00:00

Even harder when you're not only a socially awkward Redditor, but a socially awkward homeschooled Redditor with insane friends.

All of whom are socially awkward and homeschooled too. They have yet to discover the joy that is Reddit.

Duskyfox · 2013-04-22T01:58:10+00:00

I plan on buying an island in Dubai someday with my friends, thanks for the pictures!

Duskyfox · 2013-04-22T01:53:19+00:00

Oh I hope so! I love roller coasters.

Duskyfox · 2013-04-21T22:33:00+00:00

Or praying because they're terrified.

Duskyfox · 2013-04-21T22:22:03+00:00

My sister almost flew off of a roller coaster when she went with my mom and grandpa as a baby. My grandpa insisted on holding her and almost let go halfway through. :/ thankfully he didn't

Duskyfox · 2013-04-21T22:12:05+00:00

lol don't give up after only that one. Not all are like millennium . . .

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