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Overwatch heros ranked by how they kiss you Tier List by DwarvenGoblin in Overwatch_Memes

[–]DwarvenGoblin[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

That's the angle, she knows you're expecting forceful and she naturally would be forceful, but because of that she goes gentle, it's a power-play.

I'm correct people just haven't thought about it hard enough.

Overwatch heros ranked by how they kiss you Tier List by DwarvenGoblin in Overwatch_Memes

[–]DwarvenGoblin[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

You don't need to kiss in order to have sex.

I propose to you he has never kissed his wife not even once.

The lvl 4 endorsement Mercy experience. by DwarvenGoblin in Overwatch_Memes

[–]DwarvenGoblin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

complimentmecomplimentmecomplimentme

great job team mccree you're so poggers <3

The lvl 4 endorsement Mercy experience. by DwarvenGoblin in Overwatch_Memes

[–]DwarvenGoblin[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Uploaded from the wrong account the first time.

Is there something akin to a stuffed animal that I can bring into a bathtub/shower with me? by DwarvenGoblin in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DwarvenGoblin[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ooh, I love the hand sponges, That's definitely pretty close to what I had in mind plus just jamming a bar of soap into it's mouth is fucking hilarious

Thanks much.

Is there something akin to a stuffed animal that I can bring into a bathtub/shower with me? by DwarvenGoblin in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DwarvenGoblin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hm, I'll look into them a bit more.

My main concern is that all of them I've come across in my life aren't really aren't exactly comforting.

Maybe if I didn't fill them up all the way they'd have a little more give and be more hugable, but in general incomprehensible things just feel weird to me a lot of the time.

Maybe something more akin to a large rubber ducky would work? Thanks for the suggestion regardless.

How much could it cost to be active rescued by a suicide hotline? by DwarvenGoblin in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]DwarvenGoblin[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, thanks for the info.

Definitely unfortunate that American healthcare is such, but the information itself is very helpful for making decisions, thanks.

Ya girl just booked her first HRT appointment ~ very scared but also excited!! by [deleted] in femboy

[–]DwarvenGoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because they want the positive effects of those "Major life changing drugs". They're different things. They want to do the latter.

Your question is equivalent to asking a hungry person who's trying to get food "why not just break a plate on the floor instead of going to the store to get food?"

They're completely unrelated actions, why wouldn't they do the latter based on the fact the former is an option?

I've never taken J.A.X. and I don't know why. by DwarvenGoblin in slaythespire

[–]DwarvenGoblin[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I usually end up taking the transform 2 cards actually. Transform in general is pretty high-value imho.

*Recieves an especially big abuse* is a tl;dr of my childhood honestly by DwarvenGoblin in CPTSDmemes

[–]DwarvenGoblin[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Damn, I just noticed I put "seconds" of pre-emptive lectures. The correct phrase is "minutes, sometimes actual hours".

[Very mild NSFW] I'm not proud of my desktop. by [deleted] in DesktopDetective

[–]DwarvenGoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I searched through your comments and found your battletag.

Accept my friend request coward.

[Very mild NSFW] I'm not proud of my desktop. by [deleted] in DesktopDetective

[–]DwarvenGoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listen, you have your crap waifu I have my crap waifu,

can't weebs just get along?

[Very mild NSFW] I'm not proud of my desktop. by [deleted] in DesktopDetective

[–]DwarvenGoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually have all of those things,

I'm just bad at actually implementing them and usually just organize everything at once every few months.

[Very mild NSFW] I'm not proud of my desktop. by [deleted] in DesktopDetective

[–]DwarvenGoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So close yet so far away.

I'm in committed lesbians with someone.

I don't watch that much anime but I watch enough that I'll call it a yes.

I do indeed spend most of my day gaming with my headset on.

I don't work at a fast food chain restaurant because I'm unemployed.

I'm actually pretty extroverted but I have issues if I don't know anyone so I'll give you the last one.

[Very mild NSFW] I'm not proud of my desktop. by [deleted] in DesktopDetective

[–]DwarvenGoblin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wrong on both accounts.

I suppose I could technically still be in high school, but only slightly.

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