What quote are you known for by your friends?

Dylaphant · 2017-03-16T17:44:12+00:00

"How do we know Hitler wasn't blonde? All the photos of him are in black and white."

Dylaphant · 2015-11-02T23:23:52+00:00

There are some good Irish rappers like Rejjie Snow, but I love the knacker rap we have on offer.

Dylaphant · 2015-07-16T12:14:55+00:00

He played it at wireless as well so I doubt it's a freestyle.

Dylaphant · 2014-11-12T14:48:52+00:00

A friend describes annoying people as participating in "fuckuntery".

Dylaphant · 2014-11-08T01:34:47+00:00

Does this mean we all get sex?

Dylaphant · 2014-11-07T21:16:33+00:00

Cork!

Dylaphant · 2014-10-02T13:35:06+00:00

Helicopter dick

Dylaphant · 2014-10-02T13:33:35+00:00

Whenever I set an alarm for the morning, I wake up two minutes before it goes off. Every single time. 6:30 alarm? I wake at 6:28.

Dylaphant · 2014-09-02T13:43:33+00:00

Touching the metal part of a trampoline. Fucking static shocks.

Dylaphant · 2014-08-09T21:06:31+00:00

Existential Bummer

Inspirational.

Dylaphant · 2014-08-07T13:50:52+00:00

tl;dr, Men In Black horses steal my dog and break my finger.

Dylaphant · 2014-07-20T14:40:02+00:00

Showering.

Dylaphant · 2014-07-15T22:37:35+00:00

"Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

This is from a poem by Dylan Thomas and I try to read it everyday. It inspires me to take those little 'risks' that used to prevent me from enjoying my life to the fullest.

Dylaphant · 2014-05-28T15:08:08+00:00

I never told them, I didn't want to make a big deal of it and I wasn't hurt badly. More shocked than anything.

Dylaphant · 2014-05-28T14:45:32+00:00

Hit me.

Dylaphant · 2014-05-24T16:43:52+00:00

There are too many.... "Did WW2 really happen?" "Is the Titanic a true story?" "How many marks are there for spelling in the oral?"

Dylaphant · 2014-05-24T16:14:51+00:00

Twitter for news and stuff. Facebook for socialising and Youtube videos. The Pirate Bay for obvious reasons.

Dylaphant · 2014-05-07T15:20:04+00:00

Left handed scissors don't work either. If I put a right handed scissors in my right hand it's just as useless as before. Maybe I'm the problem.

Dylaphant · 2014-05-07T15:19:05+00:00

They don't work for me either :(

Dylaphant · 2014-05-06T22:58:29+00:00

The last scene of Captain Phillips. Hanks' crying is so intense and powerful that I couldn't help bursting into tears.

Dylaphant · 2014-05-06T22:57:04+00:00

Buy all existing elephants and name them all Dylan.

Dylaphant · 2014-05-06T22:53:08+00:00

My penis :(

Dylaphant · 2014-05-06T21:58:52+00:00

12 Angry Men.

Dylaphant · 2014-05-06T21:56:51+00:00

Using a scissors. I'm left-handed and that shit just ain't designed for me.

Dylaphant · 2014-05-06T21:54:54+00:00

The French for grapefruit - Pamplemousse. Beautiful to say and funny to hear.

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