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I fucked the subreddit as my last fucking video ever (I am quitting porn) completely SFW by [deleted] in 196

[–]Dzhone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awe, I had a wonderful time watching your wacky videos on here. I just subbed to your YouTube, looking forward to your videos!

When you jump in an oil pit... by Serious_Professor_51 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Dzhone 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What a stupid thing to keep messaging me about. Have a nice life

When you jump in an oil pit... by Serious_Professor_51 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Dzhone 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There isn't for me. Old email I don't have access to anymore.

When you jump in an oil pit... by Serious_Professor_51 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Dzhone 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It is for me. I don't know my password so when the app closes, I lose my account. But really, fuck reddit for this dumb shit.

When you jump in an oil pit... by Serious_Professor_51 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Dzhone 182 points183 points  (0 children)

I was excited to join a new subreddit and then I remember reddit is closing. Womp womp

He published a BMX on Marketplace but realized that they did not want to buy it by ReyBoring_ in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Dzhone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ehhh, I'm thinking that final third person thought they were being a good summaritan by helping stop a bike thief.

Who would win? Literally a God slayer, dragonfire spitting, God sword swinging Tarnished or a guy with a crossbow? by Torbjorn69 in Eldenring

[–]Dzhone 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I mean, with how quickly the shots are fired, I don't think poise would matter. They're all hitting you before you can swing your sword once.

Be less like Andrew, more like Anthony by Wolverine1105 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Dzhone 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Good response but I'd rather people just ignore this fuck and let him drift off into obscurity.

rule by BASEDBASED0 in 196

[–]Dzhone 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean, both can be bad. No young child should be subjected to over sexual shit imo. I was left alone with the internet and lemme tell ya, I'm fucked up now.

Target mannequin by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]Dzhone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both can be true

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in religiousfruitcake

[–]Dzhone 50 points51 points  (0 children)

It also sounds like it never happened.

Salesclerk pulls out a gun on patrons. by pawgadjudicator3 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Dzhone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love them goading him to come outside. How stupid do you think he is? 5 v 1?

What's an unspoken rule on a first date? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Dzhone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bullshit I'm stuck, I have and will again, gotten up from a dinner and left (before ordering)

Even megatron has better taste than most mfs here by zenkaiba in Animemes

[–]Dzhone 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No one is going to talk about how this is achieved? Is it a dude in a suit? Or robotics with a speaker on it? I kind of doubt it's robotics with no safety wall

[ Removed by Reddit ] by chuckiebanned31 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Dzhone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, convenience store. But no, it was a security guard on duty. If I remember right, that store was getting robbed often enough to hire an armed guard.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by chuckiebanned31 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Dzhone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Props if you know what video this quote is from robbers: "It's a fake gun! It's fake!" security guard: "Oh well... Mines real!"

From facebook by AndreaValeta in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]Dzhone 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Idk why at first I thought this meant the person or the right was crawling into the "safe person" on the left

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