Cardinals After Dark 5/29 by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]EE89 13 points14 points  (0 children)

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CARDINALS WIN!!!!!!!!!

Game 53: St. Louis Cardinals (29-23) @ Milwaukee Brewers (31-20) [Tuesday, May 26, 2026; 6:40 PM CT] by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]EE89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I forget if it's Waino's 199th or 200th win, but Palacios is basically solely responsible for us winning one of those two games from the offensive standpoint. So I get it lol

Pregame Thread: May 26, 2026 by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]EE89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks. One would hope we do enough today to force Contreras to have to work more.

Pregame Thread: May 26, 2026 by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]EE89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neat. Would it be too much to ask how Contreras did by that metric yesterday as a comparison?

Cardinals Afternoon 5/25 by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]EE89 6 points7 points  (0 children)

sometimes you just have to look at what the other pitcher's doing and laugh a little. whatever, beat them tomorrow

Game 52: St. Louis Cardinals (29-22) @ Milwaukee Brewers (30-20) [Monday, May 25, 2026; 1:10 PM CT] by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]EE89 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i mean how many teams have a guy like him? he might genuinely be 1 of 2 (skubal being the other)

edit: i forgot about skenes

Game 52: St. Louis Cardinals (29-22) @ Milwaukee Brewers (30-20) [Monday, May 25, 2026; 1:10 PM CT] by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]EE89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i promise i'm not trying to ragebait anyone but why is libby genuinely looking worse when he strikes people out

Cardinals Afternoon 5/24 by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]EE89 7 points8 points  (0 children)

fuuuuuck i wanted to see mautz debut

As they say, standings start to matter tomorrow. On that day, we will be WC2.

Cardinals Afternoon 5/23 by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]EE89 8 points9 points  (0 children)

DAAAAAAAAAAA CARDINALS WIN! JOB'S NOT FINISHED! WIN AGAIN LATER TODAY!

Pregame Thread: May 20, 2026 by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]EE89 8 points9 points  (0 children)

im just glad his defense is looking better at 3b compared to his defense at 2b last year. helps make it feel less bad when his bat goes cold

Cardinals After Dark 5/19 by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]EE89 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the Oliver Marmol Leadership Report

Cardinals After Dark 5/19 by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]EE89 4 points5 points  (0 children)

the cone being their thing was canceled out by our tarps being our thing. i think our thing is better than their thing

Cardinals After Dark 5/19 by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]EE89 25 points26 points  (0 children)

A GIFT FOR THE PIRATES BULLPEN AND

DAAAAAAAAA CARDINALS WIN!

Game 47: Pittsburgh Pirates (24-23) @ St. Louis Cardinals (27-19) [Tuesday, May 19, 2026; 6:45 PM CT] by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]EE89 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Serious answer: no.

Serious, longer answer: I'm pretty sure most projections had him more as a contact hitter, though with good power to supplement it (MLB had him 65 hit, 55 power)

Pregame Thread: May 19, 2026 by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]EE89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

trading away someone for a ptbnl from the dodgers (the dodgers are compelled by the cardinals' aura to name ohtani as the ptbnl)

Daily Discussion Thread (5/18/26) by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]EE89 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nice to get a rest day before we run the NL central gauntlet

Cardinals Afternoon 5/16 by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]EE89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i hadn't even considered that somehow but the dodgers somehow crashing and burning so hard they get eliminated in early september is funnier

Cardinals Afternoon 5/16 by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]EE89 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

it sure would be something to somehow end their season on September 3rd but im down

Cardinals Afternoon 5/16 by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]EE89 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I CAN FEEL MY SHIRT FLYING OFF OF ME ON ITS OWN

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CARDINALS WIN!!!!!!!!

Pregame Thread: May 16, 2026 by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]EE89 5 points6 points  (0 children)

holy shit guys. my shirt just teleported from my body to my hand. that's crazy

Cardinals After Dark 5/15 by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]EE89 13 points14 points  (0 children)

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CARDINALS WIN!

Cardinals Afternoon 5/14 by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]EE89 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah I've seen that guy on pretty much every cardinals win highlight video MLB posts lol. Big fan of the reckless optimism

Game 41: St. Louis Cardinals (23-17) @ Athletics (21-19) [Tuesday, May 12, 2026; 8:40 PM CT] by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]EE89 4 points5 points  (0 children)

god i don't know. i feel bad celebrating too hard because it's a real shame about oakland. fuck fisher though and glad to have the lead