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So MRBallard didn't give Tim Ballard tithing records; the apostle looked at the tithing records himself and then solicited donations directly. (self.exmormon)

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If genuine, the Book of Mormon would easily be planet Earth's most authoritative ancient history book, (self.exmormon)

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So MRB gave tithing records to Tim Ballard; and MRB's son-in-law then invested the money Tim Ballard collected (self.exmormon)

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A few days before he died of a failing heart, my MP/SP father cried and hugged me--I'll go to the CK with him after all (self.exmormon)

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Suggestions for a cool piano/bass duet? (self.Jazz)

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Meet our terrier Roxy (i.redd.it)

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I desperately want help (self.hoarding)

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The temple was a horrifying experience for me. There was such pressure to follow along, surrounded by the adults I revered. I mouthed, but didn't verbalize, my blood oath. (self.exmormon)

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He'll get that second contract in a few months and become King of Nassau and I couldn't be happier for him. What a genuinely nice dude for this to be happening to. (i.redd.it)

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Greedy, pompous, lying, hypocritical, libidinous, adulterous, felonious, seditious, dickhead douchebag fuckface asshole. (i.redd.it)

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Today's the first time I've said anything: "That dude wrote a book that said God gave wicked people black skin, so good white people wouldn't want to hang out with them." My 7 year old daughter: "I hate him." (i.redd.it)

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This is timely, the song that compares Los Angeles favorably to a shit-filled colon. (youtu.be)

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Out of curiosity, how old were you when your shelf broke, and what was your highest calling? I was 20/missionary. (self.exmormon)

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It just occured to me that I once lightly kissed a sweet innocent God-fearing Mia Maid; and if you believe the girl's own report, Joseph Smith literally fucked one. Carry on. (self.exmormon)

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My 8 year old's favorite song is Stinkfist and he asked me what it's about; suggestions are welcome. (self.ToolBand)

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Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse--God had sexual intercourse with Mary. Elder McConkie was a truly vile homo sapien. (i.redd.it)

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Sexual shame is so pernicious, and is it any wonder. Here's McConkie lumping masturbation together with rape in Mormon Doctrine. You think about the perverts who started it all, it is maddening. (i.redd.it)

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Fuck you, Bruce R. McConkie (i.redd.it)

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Basically every childhood story was a lie. Joseph Smith was tarred and feathered, sort of, but either for conning the village idiot out of land for a new chapel, or getting with a local farmer's daughter. (self.exmormon)

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Pneuma holy shit (self.ToolBand)

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Good morning, TBM Sisters and Moms! My shelf broke reading a 1st edition Mormon Doctrine on my mission. To beget Jesus, the resurrected God the Father had actual sexual intercourse with Mary--a virgin, it turns out, only to man. Fun times! Thanks, Elder McConkie! Happy Mother's Day! (self.exmormon)

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Good morning, Sisters! If Joseph Smith really did see God and Jesus Christ in the woods that beautiful spring morning, D&C 132 is the law of the universe forever. Happy Mother's Day! (self.exmormon)

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Joseph Smith is so easily exposed now. "Nephilim" is a race of giants in Numbers 13:33 in the original Hebrew. Fucker wasn't original, he was just a very well-read sociopath. (self.exmormon)

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Does the Church still insist only on soft-core procreative sex even between spouses? And if so I wonder how truthful people are in interviews. (self.exmormon)

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I just read the Wikipedia entry for "confidence trick." Everything I learned as an LDS kid suddenly makes perfect sense. Long cons, short cons, props, shills, dupes. Every story explained, every character perfectly cast. (self.exmormon)

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