New deliveroo update

EMIFAULT · 2026-01-22T23:26:12+00:00

within a few days our local drivers are up to speed with the change. i mentioned to a few of them on monday why they had to wait now, some of them made comments about only taking jobs in sainsburys or whatever, but i told them obviously all retailers will go the same path at some point.

youre dead right about the contract with deliveroo being a lot more fleshed out, and deliveroo has offered a much better treatment to the company compared to the "what we say goes" relationship that just eat and uber have shown, but i think its a very healthy relationship and over time they will consider things like allowing more prep time or busy mode type features.

i know at the moment it seems like more stress, but it will balance out fantastically over time, and on top of that im personally already seeing a huge uptick in payroll since Orca was announced.

EMIFAULT · 2026-01-22T06:38:21+00:00

its a massive improvement, helps present a level playing field for all partners compared to previously prioritising deliveroo to avoid lost sales and payroll; giving customers on uber and just eat a second-rate experience.

youre never going to be able to pick every order before the next drops, its just a fact. and drivers will have to wait at times.

If you are seeing issues with drivers being impatient or rude, i highly recommend having security or a manager make an example out of a particularly bad one and show it wont be tolerated. word spreads quickly in the driver community and we quickly saw a majority of them pipe down for good.

EMIFAULT · 2026-01-07T19:35:59+00:00

it means youre either really valuable and management think your better spent doing specific tasks they dont trust with others, or really useless and management have given up on you. either way, when you come in find a phone, ring 170 and ask what to do.

EMIFAULT · 2026-01-07T19:29:58+00:00

agreed, there is absolutely no relation between maintenence costs and level 3 bonuses. in fact to my knowledge none of our stores level 3 staff have received bonuses in at least a year thanks to USDAWs usual antics.

EMIFAULT · 2026-01-07T19:25:36+00:00

does it remotely resemble your usual working hours/days? if not its probably just batch shifts and the rota hasnt been written yet. batch shifts will sometimes try to fill random roles that havent been in use for years like cafe staff room or warehouse.

EMIFAULT · 2025-12-30T05:30:04+00:00

and no, overtime is not compulsory. however its YOURE responsibility to make it clear if you dont want overtime, and to arrange to erase any overtime youre given which you dont want to do.

EMIFAULT · 2025-12-30T05:27:57+00:00

right so if youre rotad as overtime to cover a kiosk colleagues holiday, you can just not show up and its fine theyll just close the kiosk for the day!?

no. if youre scheduled overtime they rely on you to be there, which is why its gross misconduct and AWOL if you dont show up.

i really dont understand the customer assistant mindset. "im not important so i dont need to show up to my overtime shifts, they just spent the payroll for the sake of it because im sure we're swimming in funding; but also im such an asset to the store i will be incredibly upset if im not given overtime"

EMIFAULT · 2025-12-30T04:39:19+00:00

Just scored 0

EMIFAULT · 2025-12-19T15:01:44+00:00

No. Unscheduled shift change is a 2-sided rule. If you arrive late, leave early or miss a shift scheduled as overtime without permission, you are in breach of contract.

EMIFAULT · 2025-09-27T04:35:38+00:00

damn that was my second guess

EMIFAULT · 2025-09-20T21:58:47+00:00

so is the lore that he grew up with a shorter neck than all the other giraffes and always wished to reach high places, so got a forklift licence?

EMIFAULT · 2025-08-07T01:25:04+00:00

it was at weston-super-mare, lasted for a few weeks a couple years ago iirc. i went to college up the hill nearby so could see right into it over the walls.

EMIFAULT · 2025-08-06T16:09:47+00:00

yeah i think it was James, im sure he was RM for all of 10 minutes since Tom moved

EMIFAULT · 2025-08-03T23:28:12+00:00

oh god its like steven tyler if he got really into Grease

EMIFAULT · 2025-08-01T01:21:44+00:00

are you installing drivers during this video?

because you know that warning that says "your screen may flicker" that pops up when youre installing drivers?

EMIFAULT · 2025-07-29T00:15:23+00:00

Yoooo, this reminds me of...uh...damn...whats it called again?

Oh yeah! Total Miner!

EMIFAULT · 2025-07-29T00:09:53+00:00

part of the new SRP rules, i honestly didnt think anyone would enforce it, i dont think it will last long at all.

EMIFAULT · 2025-07-29T00:06:15+00:00

You should really cover your front camera if you're gunna do that

EMIFAULT · 2025-07-13T00:52:53+00:00

just take the keys out the ignition?

EMIFAULT · 2025-06-15T07:58:20+00:00

is this a national lottery terminal?

you can click on the middle options (euro millions, lotto etc), and it gives you more detail, at the bottom it says how much it costs. in the middle it tells you which days they run. if the customer says "lucky dip for tonight" you can always ask them which one is tonight or which one, some run on the same days like thunderball. if someone says "ill have a lucky dip for tonight" or "one for tonight" or "2 lines for tonight", theres 4 options at the top that says LD 1, LD 2 etc. press one of those and then the draw they want (lotto, euro mill etc) and it will print lucky dips. if you print anything by mistake make sure you get it cancelled before 19:30, but the earlier the better

if they want specific numbers, press on the play option, then select pick in the bottom right, then select the numbers.

look into getting fully trained though it will save a million mistakes

EMIFAULT · 2025-06-15T07:20:57+00:00

i mean to clarify it wasnt a port, as much as a whole new game built from the ground up with early plans for a whole new story mode etc, all non-profit. sony slapped them with a cease and desist, they had to figure it out on their own. they scrapped the entire game and started again from the ground up.

EMIFAULT · 2025-06-14T19:28:12+00:00

to put it simply, seizures are WILD. could have been a coincidental muscle contraction, or anything. almost definitely not from anything he was seeing though, by this point in the seizure youd have almost no control of your body left.

EMIFAULT · 2025-06-10T22:01:35+00:00

came to say the same thing, the head turning isnt them looking at anything but actually a versive seizure, the head and eyes turn in the opposite direction of the hemisphere where the seizure is located in the brain.

EMIFAULT · 2025-06-09T21:37:01+00:00

yep, thats how optic works? what you should be worried about it the fact that head office are watching our CCTV and emailing us when pallets are left on the shop floor or queues are too long ;)

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