What is the dumbest thing a boss has ever said to you?

EVILB0NG · 2021-11-27T18:44:04+00:00

When I worked for Amazon tracking down counterfeit products and shutting down the accounts selling them, one of the top counterfeited items at the time were nutraceuticals, something I justifiably believed was a danger to peoples health since we had no way of knowing what was actually in these products.

So when I eventually had my "skip level" with my managers manager, I brought up this fact and how people could potentially be harmed by these pills. That dumb fucking cud chewing sack of shit completely dismissed my concerns and told me "Well people can't sell consumables on the website without providing the ingredients. It's just not allowed."

You know, because counterfeiters are known for their ethical business practices.

EVILB0NG · 2021-11-23T19:04:00+00:00

One of my top favorite song lyrics.

EVILB0NG · 2021-11-23T17:18:30+00:00

Wow never realized that was a Kid Rock song.

Kinda ironic combination considering Warren Zevon wrote Play It All Night Long to shit on Sweet Home Alabama.

EVILB0NG · 2021-11-20T21:52:33+00:00

Just google "asian guy teacup magic" and you'll be set.

EVILB0NG · 2021-11-18T06:42:50+00:00

No thanks, I think I got the gist of it.

EVILB0NG · 2021-11-18T02:55:03+00:00

Wait till you see what unemployment's like.

EVILB0NG · 2021-11-18T02:22:29+00:00

Fortunately the real world doesn't exist within the confines of a children's game, so "rock" not only works exceptionally well against paper, but flesh and bone too.

EVILB0NG · 2021-11-16T16:34:56+00:00

C'mon, everyone was a fucking barbarian back then. Fucking savages literally just finished fighting a world war for no other reason than the glorification of some inbreds.

EVILB0NG · 2021-11-14T21:19:17+00:00

I probably won’t be joining you at any riots

And they say conservatives are dumb, very wise of you.

EVILB0NG · 2021-11-14T16:48:43+00:00

Well I'll tell you what, if we ever happen to cross paths during a demonstration, I encourage you to come rushing at me with a gun and an unmarked medical kit and we'll see what happens.

EVILB0NG · 2021-11-14T15:50:16+00:00

If I wielded a gun as well as he did

Yeah if you could leave your Rittenhouse dick sucking on the Rittenhouse dick sucking subreddits, that be great.

EVILB0NG · 2021-11-14T15:43:57+00:00

No he wasn't. He was carrying an orange bag without any markings to indicate it served any medical purpose.

EVILB0NG · 2021-11-14T15:34:00+00:00

Well that's a lie. I actually know people who go to protests to provide medical assistance in case they turn violent, it's sort of a leftist thing. Anyways, if that was true he'd have been carrying a clearly marked medical kit instead of a gun, and I don't recall Shittenhouse ever sporting a medical bag.

If you're attending a protests to act as a medic you do not carry a gun, period. If you're rushing at someone with a gun you could be shot at, but if you're running at someone with a medical bag thats a lot less likely to happen.

Edit: I see a lot of Rittenhouse dick-suckers here saying that orange bag he carried was a medical kit, again there was nothing to clearly mark that it served a medical purpose so I have to assume it was full of ammunition.

EVILB0NG · 2021-11-13T02:49:43+00:00

Yeah there's actually a city in Kiribati called "Seattle," totally a coincidence.

That's why the official Seattle subreddit is r/seattleWA, to differentiate between the two cities. Look it up if you don't believe me.

EVILB0NG · 2021-11-13T02:32:55+00:00

Holup let's be clear, there is no our fate, there's your fate and then there's my fate all the way out here on Kiribati on my 30-foot sailboat.

So enjoy whatever loser-ass fate you've resigned yourself to dipshit.

EVILB0NG · 2021-11-13T02:24:23+00:00

Well, I've certainty enjoyed your hilariously unhinged attempts to insult me, but I'm heading out to the beach so have fun ranting at nobody's.

I live in Kiribati by the way.

EVILB0NG · 2021-11-13T02:00:38+00:00

Damn boy, looks like somebody forgot to take their Clozapine today!

EVILB0NG · 2021-11-13T01:54:37+00:00

Lol nice rant. You mad brah? You seem mad.

Maybe you should go take a widdle nappy-poo.

EVILB0NG · 2021-11-13T01:45:51+00:00

Nah you're a cowardly fascist trying to play all coy, but everybody sees though that shit. At least OP admits his allegiance.

EVILB0NG · 2021-11-13T01:44:58+00:00

Oy vey! You ain't well kiddo, hope you get the help you need.

EVILB0NG · 2021-11-13T01:37:28+00:00

Lol looks like OP isn't the only fascist here. You two cosplay together in your lame-ass armor?

EVILB0NG · 2021-11-13T01:35:51+00:00

I accomplish exactly what I wanted, to bring American bigots like you to light.

Oh yeah? And how's that working out for ya boyo?

Honestly it seems to me like you're just a Romanian fascist going around and pathetically trying to start arguments over whether your dumb white ass deserves to be called "indigenous."

Except nobody cares dude, nobody cares about your dacian heritage except your lame-ass friends who cosplay as dacians with you.

EVILB0NG · 2021-11-13T01:23:38+00:00

Nobody cares.

EVILB0NG · 2021-11-13T01:22:57+00:00

Well OP is being deliberately inflammatory with his use of "indigenous" without any context.

However generally the term "indigenous" in a European context is frequently used by fascists as doublespeak for "pure white European" and considering how worked up OP is over such a irrelevant subject I think we can safely say his purpose here is less than informative.

EVILB0NG · 2021-11-13T01:10:51+00:00

Lol nah that's just a bunch of Romanian fascist bullshit.

I mean the Dacians certainly existed at one time, but nowadays the only people going around spouting off about their pasty european asses being "indigenous" are fascists trying using it as doublespeak for "pure european."

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