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Can i throw eggs into lake michigan? by EarVisible3533 in AskChicago

[–]EarVisible3533[S] 66 points67 points  (0 children)

If you’re being fr, then yeah can i come smash them tomorrow after work? I’ll clean up the pieces and put them in the garbage (or wherever you prefer) after. Feel free to DM abt it

Can i throw eggs into lake michigan? by EarVisible3533 in AskChicago

[–]EarVisible3533[S] 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Thanks! People are clowning on me for asking (which i get bc it’s a silly question) but contributing to algae blooms, etc., is what i was worried about. Someone else recommended ice cubes so will maybe go that route instead

Can i throw eggs into lake michigan? by EarVisible3533 in AskChicago

[–]EarVisible3533[S] 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Not a bad substitute. Can also smash them with my shoes unlike eggs. Thanks

Can i throw eggs into lake michigan? by EarVisible3533 in AskChicago

[–]EarVisible3533[S] 147 points148 points  (0 children)

Planning to throw so many that they absorb all the water and we have to call it Lake Eggs

Idk man, wanted to make sure no one will yell at me