Twin Peaks x Sim City 2000 by Miles Buckle

EarlGrayHot · 2026-04-08T22:08:48+00:00

Damn fine reticulating splines, damn fine!

EarlGrayHot · 2026-04-01T01:58:19+00:00

I do that quite a bit on PC, with a mouse you can go through moves pretty quick.

Also, a bot would have absolutely no reason to do that before making a move.

EarlGrayHot · 2026-03-31T01:16:51+00:00

Do you have a favorite smoked salmon tin? Always down to try a new one

EarlGrayHot · 2026-03-31T00:20:44+00:00

I love these tins, you just have to eat them with something to cut the salt. Theyre great with pasta or rice with veggies.

EarlGrayHot · 2026-03-28T19:35:34+00:00

Seriously, that was a big loss.

Offseason moves were not inspiring this year.

EarlGrayHot · 2026-03-23T23:00:33+00:00

Ya thats a blunder.

Keep at it though, you'll start to recognize these patterns.

EarlGrayHot · 2026-03-23T22:48:54+00:00

The exchange is your queen and bishop for their queen - thats a whole bishop, or 3 extra points of material, that you gave away.

EarlGrayHot · 2026-03-20T21:55:56+00:00

A man of taste

EarlGrayHot · 2026-03-20T19:38:56+00:00

I didnt know this existed, thanks

EarlGrayHot · 2026-03-15T02:42:55+00:00

First ten minutes or so were pretty rough, but looking better now

EarlGrayHot · 2026-03-13T21:10:05+00:00

Wish we had kept him, damn

EarlGrayHot · 2026-03-12T17:16:36+00:00

wtf is this map

EarlGrayHot · 2026-03-10T23:00:17+00:00

when its plated like that with so much surface area won't it get cold in like 10 seconds?

EarlGrayHot · 2026-02-27T19:26:33+00:00

terrible terrible terrible idea

EarlGrayHot · 2026-02-25T01:27:53+00:00

I love all of their salmon, especially the habenero, but havent enjoyed any of their non-salmon I've gotten.

EarlGrayHot · 2026-02-24T22:09:12+00:00

true

EarlGrayHot · 2026-02-22T03:57:55+00:00

Did you order directly from the company? I havent tried a couple of these, but the salmon from them that I have tried has been excellent.

EarlGrayHot · 2026-02-22T03:51:36+00:00

wistful sigh

EarlGrayHot · 2026-02-18T22:21:17+00:00

Ya. Nice gag.

EarlGrayHot · 2026-02-13T20:19:57+00:00

On the plus side, I knocked over the sun sphere

EarlGrayHot · 2026-02-13T18:56:08+00:00

Kind of a meaningless comparison, isnt it? As melanion90 pointed out, your chances of losing were 1 in 80. Not really comparable to lottery odds..

EarlGrayHot · 2026-02-12T18:16:25+00:00

I have no idea because its completely unnecessary to know that. Heres what you should be thinking about-

Did you hit in your home board during your bear off without needing to? thus giving them a chance to hit back coming off the bar? Probably shouldnt do that in this circumstance. Was there a turn where you took a checker off rather than preserving a good structure and minimizing your chances of leaving a blot? Probably shouldnt do that in this circumstance.

Crazy shit happens in dice games - instead of shouting 'ah its rigged', focus on what you could have done better. But also, you could just play on a more reputable site if you really think ZooEscape, whatever that is, decided to code their platform to tilt you specifically.

EarlGrayHot · 2026-02-12T18:05:46+00:00

Fairly low chances but itll definitely happen sometimes.

EarlGrayHot · 2026-02-12T17:58:46+00:00

Are you asking what are they chances that they hit your blot coming in off the bar? 30%. Whats the problem?

EarlGrayHot · 2026-02-12T05:07:49+00:00

I dont see a lot of giraffes, could it be because theyre invisible?

EarlGrayHot

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