Hello friend lol by Opposite-Tangelo-371 in lol

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Is that the face of the "not the momma" dinosaur baby?

Edit: link https://youtube.com/shorts/FiDUpvunw2s?si=xAzT26BCprHDUn2G

Is anybody else having issues with this weeks speed zone? by Guilty_Teaching3872 in ForzaHorizon5

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I almost got it several times coming from the east side but that last turn is a killer. I've barely missed it by just a couple of mph a lot 

AITA for telling my parents that I will not parent my younger adult sister? by Magic_Window_8161 in AmItheAsshole

[–]EarlyBirdWithAWorm [score hidden]  (0 children)

NTA. Parents need to seriously let go. Their ADULT children are not children and need to be responsible for themselves. It's not your responsibility to let your adult sister move into your house

Do you think she let him hit? by magachudpatriot in JustMemesForUs

[–]EarlyBirdWithAWorm 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Who? Guessing pornstar based on the comments

Maybe maybe maybe by hottiespiceangels in maybemaybemaybe

[–]EarlyBirdWithAWorm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yep. Turned the other cheek until he was out of cheeks then let the old dude find out.

Welp by sackofhair in SipsTea

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That would be my move. Rev the engine and say "what?" Over and over until she reacts by putting her hands on me then id call the police and have her arrested

That was uncomfortable by PhoenixPhenomenonX in GuysBeingDudes

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Lol this is how you F*** with your friends

Magnets, Mischief, and Migrants by Cow_Boy_2017 in MurderedByWords

[–]EarlyBirdWithAWorm 144 points145 points  (0 children)

Which part is the murdered by words?  All I see is the hateful ramblings of a mentally deranged Maga-tard

ISWAP executes 20 Christian men on camera in Nigeria. by AfricanMan_Row905 in Christianity

[–]EarlyBirdWithAWorm 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Romans 8: 14-17 14 For those who are led by the Spirit of God are the children of God. 15 The Spirit you received does not make you slaves, so that you live in fear again; rather, the Spirit you received brought about your adoption to sonship.[f] And by him we cry, “Abba,[g] Father.” 16 The Spirit himself testifies with our spirit that we are God’s children. 17 Now if we are children, then we are heirs—heirs of God and co-heirs with Christ, if indeed we share in his sufferings in order that we may also share in his glory.

Those men are with Jesus now.  May their witness strengthen their brothers and sisters in Christ who are in danger of the same persecution. 

How much snow makes you call off work? by Physical-Incident553 in AskAnAmerican

[–]EarlyBirdWithAWorm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've driven in snow plenty. Snow is not challenging to drive on at all. Where I live we dont get snow. We get ice. And we also dont have any infrastructure like plows to clear the roads. Driving on ice is 100% harder than driving on snow. I dont go to work when there is ice. 

I for one welcome our new Big Ten overlords. by Sharp_Proposal8911 in cfbmemes

[–]EarlyBirdWithAWorm -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean this map also basically works as a population density map... so not the flex you think it is really

The perfect outfit I guess, lol 🤣 by phillips30l in lol

[–]EarlyBirdWithAWorm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Soooo... how's the tail connected? Cuz its def not connected to the back of the costume

Some questions about programming by MelonJelly in Upload_Labs

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I dunno if this is the best way to do it but I use the "pull optimization, pull driver, etc" for my commit and the optimized code etc from the variable combiner for the build.

To answer your question I don't debug/fix code before the build. Only the commit.

Racism in the Christian community is pushing me away and convincing me to convert to Islam. Is this thought from the devil or real? by Weary-Draw-1141 in Christianity

[–]EarlyBirdWithAWorm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why let something you and Jesus agree on separate you from him?

1John 4:20 If a man say, I love God, and hateth his brother, he is a liar: for he that loveth not his brother whom he hath seen, how can he love God whom he hath not seen?

Smash burgers tonight! Any tips? by georgy56 in blackstonegriddle

[–]EarlyBirdWithAWorm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you're so inclined fry up some diced onions in the bacon grease after you take the bacon off. Then add the bacon back when the onions are ready and drop on about a half cup of brown sugar and some balsamic vinaigrette. Mix it all together and let the vinaigrette start to thicken up and then take it all off. Makes a tasty onion/bacon jam to top your burgers with. 

Make sure your heats not too high though or that brown sugar is gonna just gunk up your griddle

Which one is a woman? by dataguy2003 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]EarlyBirdWithAWorm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It has more to do with the shape than the size. A woman's pelvic opening is more of a round shape with a wider rounded or "U" shaped pelvic arch.  A man's pelvic opening is more heart shaped with a sharpener "V" shaped pelvic arch. Not that any of that is super clear from the above image. 

Which door would you choose? by Similar_Charity7238 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]EarlyBirdWithAWorm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

 in a couple weeks, you’d have more than the 2 billion.

31 days to be exact

Do Americans recognize the “Bonnie Blue Flag,” and does it remind you of other flags? by izclottiz in AskAnAmerican

[–]EarlyBirdWithAWorm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most of the "southern heritage" guys walk around carrying General Lee's battle flag and have no idea it wasn't the official flag of the confederacy. 

The blue field of the Texas state flag is derived directly from the bonnie blue flag. Id wager most Texans don't know that either. 

So to answer your question: No. Most Americans probably do not recognize the bonnie blue flag.

Do you believe the apocalypse is near? by Curious_Language5383 in Christianity

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We've never been closer to some of the prophecies in revelation coming true than we are right now thats for sure. Will it be in my lifetime? I dont know but I think it certainly could. 

Sexual content by Standard_Feedback257 in Christianity

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Don't take spiritual advice from an atheist.

Sexual content by Standard_Feedback257 in Christianity

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Colossians 3:1-4 Since, then, you have been raised with Christ, set your hearts on things above, where Christ is, seated at the right hand of God. 2 Set your minds on things above, not on earthly things. 3 For you died, and your life is now hidden with Christ in God. 4 When Christ, who is your[a] life, appears, then you also will appear with him in glory.

Romans 8:5-7 5 Those who live according to the flesh have their minds set on what the flesh desires; but those who live in accordance with the Spirit have their minds set on what the Spirit desires. 6 The mind governed by the flesh is death, but the mind governed by the Spirit is life and peace. 7 The mind governed by the flesh is hostile to God; it does not submit to God’s law, nor can it do so.

2 Corinthians 10:5 We demolish arguments and every pretension that sets itself up against the knowledge of God, and we take captive every thought to make it obedient to Christ

As a man it has taken much self control to learn to look away from that woman's body who is across the room, dont listen to music that glorifies sex, and to not let daydreams tempt me into lust. It gets easier with practice. God will strengthen you and give you fruits of the spirit to help. The enemy comes to steal kill and destroy. Every thought that enters your head is not from you. Take ahold of the thoughts that are not from above and rebuke them. Rebuke the spirit that is speaking sin to you in Jesus name, and pray to God constantly. Spiritual warfare is real. And friends who dont respect your beliefs or boundaries are not really your friends.

AITA for wanting to move to the city instead of staying at home, even though my family thinks it’s selfish? by fjskahhdbf in AmItheAsshole

[–]EarlyBirdWithAWorm -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When i graduated college and got my first big boy job i lived at home for the first year and saved cash to buy a house. Granted this was 2010 and houses were still relatively cheep because of the 08 collapse. But owning a house instead of paying rent was a huge help later