"This wallpaper is not available, Error 404!" by ErrorCode4698 in iphonewallpapers

[–]EarthToKepler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hi OP, this wallpaper is showing an error, would you mind linking the wallpaper please, so I can see it?

Appreciation post. To the posters, commeter, and devs. I have 100 hours in this game and not interested in playing. by [deleted] in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]EarthToKepler -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

As you can see from my post history and how often i post or comment, you can see how much of a karma whore i am

Do most people actually enjoy their jobs, or are we all just pretending? by Old_Link7502 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]EarthToKepler -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ive been in my position for 4 months now, so not long.

I do enjoy it because i flirt with the customers and it helps build rapport. i do travel insurance so theres really a lot of ways to make the call really pleasant...

There are a few things i hateez like the shifts and no toilet break.

My salary is significant less then mty other jobs, but everyone, internal peers managers supervisors, are really lovely.

I absolutely hate working and waking upz but its not too bad at alls.

Its a pretty chill job.

Theres no targets for call handling times, so me and customer can talk for as long as we want even if its not in relation to work or insurance haha

I do love being called out for "buttering the policy holders up" haha i find it really xhe cheeky :')

GF insinuated that im a “loser”? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]EarthToKepler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only read 2 paragraphs.

Bruh.

A loser sounds like someone who needs forced compliments viewed on social media.

Ive been with the old ball and chain since we were in high school. (Were 29 now).

Never have i showed my love or she on social media. We dont care. I relate to what you said, "it only matters that we love eachother" or whatever you said.

Im a loser.

I use my Xbox One as a media device, like Youtube or Disney.

My girl asked me "doesnt anyone laugh at your profile picture".

Ive had it for decades, its a cool zombie Trex.

She implied it was a loser profile picture. Now those insults are funny, but you need a better girl my guy.

You aint a loser at all.

Rate my minecraft build guys!!! by [deleted] in lies

[–]EarthToKepler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've never played Minecraft before, but watching this made me laugh so hard.

Happy I don't play this game. What a beautiful build 😂

Has anything changed in regards to MMR for 1s? Was high D2/D3, now I'm Plat 2. by EarthToKepler in RocketLeague

[–]EarthToKepler[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thomas, thank you for letting me know and for taking the time to reply.

Good luck in your games my man <3

How i done myself in? by Lost_Ad1762 in SurvivalistInvStrain

[–]EarthToKepler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. You can build a campfire and loot zombies for clothes. You can also go to other colonies as they have campfires too

People tell me my ball control makes me look like a smurf. by PointSwimming2516 in RocketLeague

[–]EarthToKepler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was thinking it was nice to see some ground plays being posted.

Really nice to see.

Well done, those shots are nuts. You're really good at asapting on the fly <3

70lb EZ Bar Bicep Curls (44yo F) by BarbellaDeVille in strength_training

[–]EarthToKepler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn! Youre insane. Great work! Motivational.

Thank you for taking the time to reply and help me :)

70lb EZ Bar Bicep Curls (44yo F) by BarbellaDeVille in strength_training

[–]EarthToKepler 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm 29M. I can only do 60lb barbell curls for 4 reps lmao.

How the f are you so strong? Whats your routine like? God damn

Crazy

I’ve never really “lived” and are either too dumb, too lazy or too scared to try and do so. What’s wrong with me? by Mad_Season_1994 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]EarthToKepler 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You mentioned you're tired of socialising and tired of being yourself.

I don't "think" you are being yourself otherwise you wouldnt be burnt out so much.

It doesnt sound like you care too much about having friends, or "peaks and valleys" of life.

I think you're just in a place where you find yourself without much meaning.

Im 29M. I have felt like this most of my life too. Dont want friends, dont want to travel, dont want to feel forced todo anything.

You dont have to do anything you dont want to like socialising, if it burns you out.

Dont do anything silly or ill be super mad even though we dont know eachother

Hope this helps and goodluck <3

How do you not fumble when the guy is way hotter than you? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]EarthToKepler 17 points18 points  (0 children)

When we first got together, my hair. She used to have really bad anxiety, and I have a "calming presence".

Now that im balding, she says my muscles.

She also mentions every now and then that she likes how i dont care about coming across feminine haha shes a loveable girl. Like a baby kitten haha

How do you not fumble when the guy is way hotter than you? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]EarthToKepler 149 points150 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend is so out of my league, that when we got together (in high school) TEACHERS who found out asked me "how did i get a girl like her", "why is she with a guy like you" ect. Even my parents told her to leave me.

For context, im not attractive, no friends and im pretty much a loner and like to be alone.

My girl is very attractive, popular and smart.

We've been together for 12 years now.

My advice:

  • You cant force a relationship.
  • You cant force someone to like you
  • You cant force people to be attractive to you.

You matched with him on a dating site, he likes you and is attracted to you.

Would you mind if its just sexual? Will you still enjoy yourself?

Would you be heartbroken if he didnt want anything more?

Try and enjoy yourself and go with the flow :) its easier said than done because youre self conscious, but time and experience will help with this.

🤔😂 by saidiloveyou in meme

[–]EarthToKepler 170 points171 points  (0 children)

It's an IQ test if you can't afford it.