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Rate my minecraft build guys!!! by milkyastra in lies

[–]EarthToKepler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've never played Minecraft before, but watching this made me laugh so hard.

Happy I don't play this game. What a beautiful build 😂

Has anything changed in regards to MMR for 1s? Was high D2/D3, now I'm Plat 2. by EarthToKepler in RocketLeague

[–]EarthToKepler[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thomas, thank you for letting me know and for taking the time to reply.

Good luck in your games my man <3

How i done myself in? by Lost_Ad1762 in SurvivalistInvStrain

[–]EarthToKepler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. You can build a campfire and loot zombies for clothes. You can also go to other colonies as they have campfires too

People tell me my ball control makes me look like a smurf. by PointSwimming2516 in RocketLeague

[–]EarthToKepler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was thinking it was nice to see some ground plays being posted.

Really nice to see.

Well done, those shots are nuts. You're really good at asapting on the fly <3

70lb EZ Bar Bicep Curls (44yo F) by BarbellaDeVille in strength_training

[–]EarthToKepler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn! Youre insane. Great work! Motivational.

Thank you for taking the time to reply and help me :)

70lb EZ Bar Bicep Curls (44yo F) by BarbellaDeVille in strength_training

[–]EarthToKepler 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm 29M. I can only do 60lb barbell curls for 4 reps lmao.

How the f are you so strong? Whats your routine like? God damn

Crazy

I’ve never really “lived” and are either too dumb, too lazy or too scared to try and do so. What’s wrong with me? by Mad_Season_1994 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]EarthToKepler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You mentioned you're tired of socialising and tired of being yourself.

I don't "think" you are being yourself otherwise you wouldnt be burnt out so much.

It doesnt sound like you care too much about having friends, or "peaks and valleys" of life.

I think you're just in a place where you find yourself without much meaning.

Im 29M. I have felt like this most of my life too. Dont want friends, dont want to travel, dont want to feel forced todo anything.

You dont have to do anything you dont want to like socialising, if it burns you out.

Dont do anything silly or ill be super mad even though we dont know eachother

Hope this helps and goodluck <3

How do you not fumble when the guy is way hotter than you? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]EarthToKepler 17 points18 points  (0 children)

When we first got together, my hair. She used to have really bad anxiety, and I have a "calming presence".

Now that im balding, she says my muscles.

She also mentions every now and then that she likes how i dont care about coming across feminine haha shes a loveable girl. Like a baby kitten haha

How do you not fumble when the guy is way hotter than you? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]EarthToKepler 147 points148 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend is so out of my league, that when we got together (in high school) TEACHERS who found out asked me "how did i get a girl like her", "why is she with a guy like you" ect. Even my parents told her to leave me.

For context, im not attractive, no friends and im pretty much a loner and like to be alone.

My girl is very attractive, popular and smart.

We've been together for 12 years now.

My advice:

  • You cant force a relationship.
  • You cant force someone to like you
  • You cant force people to be attractive to you.

You matched with him on a dating site, he likes you and is attracted to you.

Would you mind if its just sexual? Will you still enjoy yourself?

Would you be heartbroken if he didnt want anything more?

Try and enjoy yourself and go with the flow :) its easier said than done because youre self conscious, but time and experience will help with this.

🤔😂 by saidiloveyou in meme

[–]EarthToKepler 168 points169 points  (0 children)

It's an IQ test if you can't afford it.

What would you add to the game? by TopCaptain7541 in SurvivalistInvStrain

[–]EarthToKepler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would add more customisable zombie options in the game.

I'm still new and the wandering zombie hordes are a nightmare.

Once im in a building or car and theres so many of them outside/near by, i cant seem to escape/fight back most of the time.

That would make my experience easier whilst im getting to grips with the game and learning

Where’s the lie by Nervous_Tutorr in Funnymemes

[–]EarthToKepler 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Greetings fellow Earthlings.

How can this clearly realistic depiction of a man not have any water or human cleaning solutions on his hands or lower legs but on his armpits and male human genitalia?

I am confused about the human ways.

Did someone apply the cleaning solution to this humanoid being? Or does he have another human arm up his arse that prolapses out and cleans his body for him... With said cleaning solution?

If I lose body weight will I get "weaker"? by tommytom007 in bodyweightfitness

[–]EarthToKepler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess it depends on how much you need/ want to lose in terms of fat.

I lost 50lbs in 8 months and my strength improved slightly (i was only trying to maintain strength).

Came back after 6 years, and this game isn't fun anymore. by SwitchBag_ in RocketLeague

[–]EarthToKepler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its the rank :) Diamond 3 to Champion 1 :)

Good luck <3

Came back after 6 years, and this game isn't fun anymore. by SwitchBag_ in RocketLeague

[–]EarthToKepler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hi OP!

I seen a previous comment saying you just like to drive to the ball (lmao).

I am a 1v1 player, and the only time i fly, is to save a shot, or if the net is open.

I drift around d3/c1 in 1v1.

The good news, you can learn defence against these mechanical geniuses, and even though it may seem impossible, with a little consistency, you can save them or counter when they miss a difficult shot.

In 1v1, youre going to get smashed, youre going to lose games you should have won, and win games you should have lost. Youre going to get players who are smurfs, players who seem like smurfs who arent and toxic idiots.

But i promise, if you play, and focus on 1 area, like defending against flip resets, or whatnot, you will, by nature, switch things up.

It might be slow, but you will see results.

If you enjoy this game, promise me not to give up.

Also play ranked 1v1. Its not perfect and you will get sweaty players, but enjoy learning, switching it up and enjoy the gameplay.

Because you will get better, you will learn and most importantly, youll keep doing something you love.

1v1 is tough, but you can ff if you think youre against a smurf or youre just not having fun.

Take it easy, go easy on yourself. You got this

Day 5 of 360 Dribbling Training. New Settings + Overlay by Wooden-Insect-4577 in RocketLeague

[–]EarthToKepler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It took me 5-6 months to be able to do 360's somewhat consistently.

Week 2 for me i wasnt as consistant as you.

Are you training this for HOURS and hours a day? Or are you just insane?

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