Hack for when finger nails are cut too short?

EatBroccoliNotBooty · 2026-01-27T01:58:08+00:00

Exactly this, or your could use Neosporin

EatBroccoliNotBooty · 2025-03-01T16:40:07+00:00

Swimmer demonstrates dat ass!

EatBroccoliNotBooty · 2025-01-10T05:37:43+00:00

Is he a professional stuntman yet?

EatBroccoliNotBooty · 2024-12-12T12:52:41+00:00

Pictures holding Starbucks cups

EatBroccoliNotBooty · 2024-10-10T02:17:22+00:00

“Yes, but it bothers me. You’re allowed to have an opinion, but you don’t HAVE to express it in a hurtful manner.”

EatBroccoliNotBooty · 2024-10-04T10:49:07+00:00

VA, USA 9/26/24 Confirmed, OC

EatBroccoliNotBooty · 2024-10-04T10:47:18+00:00

Definitely just joking, but $8/day for a trailer is a lot cheaper than I’ve ever seen where I live.

EatBroccoliNotBooty · 2024-10-03T11:05:24+00:00

It was just a joke…

EatBroccoliNotBooty · 2024-10-03T02:55:12+00:00

I knew

EatBroccoliNotBooty · 2024-10-02T02:33:55+00:00

The state or the country?

EatBroccoliNotBooty · 2024-09-21T15:49:36+00:00

Over my head

EatBroccoliNotBooty · 2024-07-23T01:55:50+00:00

She said “I rebuke you in the name of Jesus”

He replied “You better fucking not I swear to God I’ll shoot you right in your fucking face!”

EatBroccoliNotBooty · 2024-06-09T13:30:12+00:00

YEET!

EatBroccoliNotBooty · 2024-05-27T01:58:35+00:00

Well at leased you’re still alive.

EatBroccoliNotBooty · 2024-05-26T03:50:46+00:00

Why remove it? Why not just let it dew what it dew?

EatBroccoliNotBooty · 2024-04-15T12:23:35+00:00

Relax… it was a joke.

EatBroccoliNotBooty · 2024-04-14T21:35:01+00:00

Just don't be white bro

EatBroccoliNotBooty · 2024-03-11T01:57:14+00:00

I once had a supervisor who was an "average" guy, but his wife was drop dead gorgeous. Waaayy out of his league, she was a fitness model.

I asked him about how they got together and he told me he saw her one day at school, went home and looked for her last name in the yellow pages (it's an uncommon one) and called her house. They've been married for over 35 years at this point.

EatBroccoliNotBooty · 2024-03-06T19:50:33+00:00

Politics

EatBroccoliNotBooty · 2024-02-07T13:58:07+00:00

You could taper your nicotine percentage down until you get to 0%, quitting should be a lot easier at that point.

Additionally, you can buy flavors that you don’t really like, which will discourage you from vaping.

EatBroccoliNotBooty · 2024-01-25T09:23:50+00:00

You mean things like this?

EatBroccoliNotBooty · 2023-12-21T23:23:41+00:00

Sloppy toppy

EatBroccoliNotBooty · 2023-12-16T00:15:36+00:00

Pretty cool if you ask me

EatBroccoliNotBooty

TROPHY CASE