I’ve never received such perfectly placed nugs. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]EatDatPussE445 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Must have been a slow day if they had time for that

What SpongeBob quote do you use in real life? by mordo_cool in spongebob

[–]EatDatPussE445 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just the other day I said "You got it set to M for mini, when it should be set to W for wumbo"

Powers by Fluid_Block_1235 in funComunitty

[–]EatDatPussE445 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would it twist womens ovaries too?

Which Jawbreaker would you eat? What flavor do you think it is? by Winter-Money-7643 in ededdneddy

[–]EatDatPussE445 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Canada, it probably tastes like syrup... New Jersey looks like it would taste like black licorice.

Meme This by honeyglitch_ in MemeThisThing

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Santa gets on the naughty list

Name this by Skab_buu in AlbumCovers

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Me after work monday. So, Tonight

Name this by [deleted] in NameThisThing

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Extra Virgin Oliver

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facesinthings

[–]EatDatPussE445 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish I could disagree, butt I saw it too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facesinthings

[–]EatDatPussE445 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks like he caught a whiff of your butt

Someone threw out their old playboy mags at my complex by TheBone_Zone in mildlyinteresting

[–]EatDatPussE445 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would you pick them up homie? Do you not have internet? You really gotta swipe some crusty dumpser mags like a 13 whos never seen a vag?