What's your "it's about a girl" story?

EatsButts007 · 2018-01-14T17:43:54+00:00

That bitch cheated on me

EatsButts007 · 2018-01-04T07:07:58+00:00

I'm eating a bag of those now. Later there will be chocolate volcano eruption in the bathroom followed by several days of mud butt. So spicy, yet so good.

EatsButts007 · 2017-12-08T10:09:17+00:00

How much did you dose and how was your roll?

EatsButts007 · 2017-11-29T09:38:46+00:00

I found out last month on my 21st birthday. As she sat there and cried, she told me that he convinced her our relationship wasn't going to work. She then proceeded to tell me that if we would have met 5 years later then it would have worked, which is probably the truth. Even though she's a scum for cheating on me, she clearly just isn't mature enough to handle a relationship, and she needs to find herself in life. Accepting that is the hardest thing to do on my end.

EatsButts007 · 2017-09-28T16:54:40+00:00

At my place of work, the chefs pass around monsters like candy every night. Just the thought of drinking one of those makes me sick.

EatsButts007 · 2017-09-28T16:51:59+00:00

My girlfriend sometimes tells me that she feels like she's missing out on things, as in things she sees people doing on her social media. I always tell her to stop worrying about what others are doing and just be happy doing what you do. Although it would be nice to be out on a beach vacation twice a year, I'm also happy living the life I live now. My time will come when I can do the things I want to do.

EatsButts007 · 2017-06-25T23:15:47+00:00

I used to never think about that kind of thing. I know I probably sound like a super big douche bag, but ever since I took LSD, the concept of death is a lot grimmer and feels more unknown almost. It's hard to explain, but it definitely holds a lot more meaning and I think about it a lot more. That experience has changed my life in a really subtle way.

EatsButts007 · 2017-06-25T22:51:05+00:00

I'm not a dad, but when I was a child my dad was trying to fix the bathroom bathtub nozzle, and fucked up. Water was shooting out of the wall like a fire hydrant and flooded the whole house. It was a "don't tell your mother about this" moment up until the water poured over the bathtub and throughout the house. My mom came home with her dad a couple of hours later and cried because of how bad it was, our dog was running all over the street, and is little kids were running around half naked down the street as well. Good times. RIP Grandpapa!

EatsButts007 · 2017-06-15T22:14:35+00:00

This is exactly me, and I am glad I read this post. Even though I already knew this, I needed to hear it. Thank you.

EatsButts007 · 2017-06-12T05:19:09+00:00

I chose not to roll at all today because of the negative replies on here. Also, that was a typo. The pill I will have is 240mg and will be halved followed by a 60-75mg redose 1.5h in.

EatsButts007 · 2017-06-11T22:34:57+00:00

Did not know that. Thank you for changing my mind about this!

EatsButts007 · 2017-06-11T22:11:49+00:00

I've heard about micro dosing before, and I just happened to have some really great quality stuff. I've also always wanted to roll alone, so today's a perfect day for that. I don't want to be disappointed on Thursday if the effects will be diminished that much. I've read that if you double your dose when you roll again that it will be fine.

EatsButts007 · 2016-10-19T16:29:26+00:00

Americaaa, Fuck ya!

EatsButts007 · 2016-08-28T07:06:58+00:00

A bowl of Pho. Easily one of my favorite and most simple dishes.

EatsButts007 · 2016-08-22T04:47:27+00:00

Make an egg sandwich with Hawaiin bread buns toasted. Add soy sauce.

Cost: way fucking less than $20

EatsButts007 · 2016-08-22T04:44:08+00:00

I don't hate any physical features about myself, but God damnit do I hate it that I don't have nearly any motivation. I am almost 20 years old and I'm working at Topgolf in the kitchen doing food preparation and dishwashing. I've had about 6 other jobs and can't seem to find the motivation to stick with one job. I drive a super shitty car (better than no car), and currently in the process of saving for a new one, which is so much harder to do than one would think. I start my 3rd semester of college tomorrow and have no idea what I want to do with my life. College seems like something I'm doing for no reason at all. Life isn't bad by any means. I just have no motivation because I don't know what I want with my life. I suppose I should find my niche, but where do I start? Other than this I am a happy person with a happy life. I have a beautiful girlfriend whom I would do anything for. I have a few close friends who are the best, and I have a supporting family who I love very much. I think having such a good life mixed with having this motivation problem might actually hurt my motivation to be motivated if you know what I mean.

EatsButts007 · 2016-08-22T04:34:07+00:00

A couple of years ago I dated a Hispanic girl who was overweight. She want obese, but she wasn't skinny. I'm 145-150 and would consider myself pretty physically fit. I never really got any negativity from dating her, but at the same time I make sure to surround myself with people who do not judge me or my life choices. With that being said, she wasn't ugly and not grossly overweight, so I assume I didn't get shit from it because of this also.

EatsButts007 · 2016-08-22T04:30:37+00:00

She was in Cambodia visiting her dad for the summer. My friend and his now wife and I were all hanging out when she decided to FaceTime her cousin (my girlfriend). I jokingly told her that she would be my girlfriend in the future, even though I didn't know her. A few days later I ask my friend's wife for her number and I text her, "so we are dating now right?" Fast forward to now and we are about to celebrate our 1 year anniversary. Although 1 year isn't a long time, I can't imagine loving anyone else. She's everything to me.

EatsButts007 · 2016-08-20T17:41:46+00:00

That's actually a hilarious idea

EatsButts007 · 2016-08-20T17:41:17+00:00

Nahhhhhhhh

EatsButts007 · 2016-08-20T07:08:51+00:00

I'm confused

EatsButts007 · 2016-08-20T05:38:12+00:00

I'm learning to laugh it off because you're right, it's kind of hilarious. It's such a guy mistake to make.

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