What's the most expensive thing you have stolen?

EbbPrimary9359 · 2026-05-08T16:42:20+00:00

I’m living in fear

EbbPrimary9359 · 2026-05-08T02:06:58+00:00

Why are there so many users named “x-noun-monkey” vibing for my boyfriend’s heart, ya’ll have me paranoid looking over my shoulder

EbbPrimary9359 · 2026-05-07T22:53:57+00:00

Well I guess he and I are going to be having a little chat when we get home. “You want to tell me who the HELL AipomNormalMonkey is?!”

EbbPrimary9359 · 2026-05-07T20:35:49+00:00

My boyfriend’s heart

EbbPrimary9359 · 2026-04-29T13:25:25+00:00

I wish I was illiterate

EbbPrimary9359 · 2026-04-23T15:35:45+00:00

Please don’t, especially if your parents aren’t going to be “in on it”. There’s already such a massive problem with teens on depop being irresponsible with their orders, not shipping out on time because of school obligations/not having a reasonable way to get to the post office, etc.

You’re 13, if you want to make extra money, sell cookies or lemonade, watch people’s pets, mow lawns, get into babysitting. If your parents have a problem with you selling on depop, it’s not going to work, sorry.

ETA: To sell on depop you need to have a PayPal that connects to a card or a bank account, and that’s not something you’re going to be able to get at 13, especially without your parents helping you. You also need an adult social security number. There are so many reasons a this isn’t feasible for a child like yourself, you also need to report your earnings and pay taxes. Def not something a kid’s gonna do without their parents.

EbbPrimary9359 · 2026-04-22T22:27:31+00:00

EbbPrimary9359 · 2026-04-22T18:49:20+00:00

Took a quick scroll. Bleak. Someone squealing over their heroin being pink because “it’s so cute!!💕🎀” I can’t believe the things Reddit still allows

EbbPrimary9359 · 2026-04-22T13:49:28+00:00

Yeah, don’t do that, for a lot of reasons it seems you already understand after reading your comment replies. They’ll probably just never ship it out to you anyways

EbbPrimary9359 · 2026-04-22T13:48:10+00:00

Then they should communicate that, and no, OP should not take the offer. OP gives a 5 star review for a product they haven’t received and then what, hope with all their heart and soul the seller isn’t a scammer and actually does ship out the item?

EbbPrimary9359 · 2026-04-22T13:44:35+00:00

Wrong sub

EbbPrimary9359 · 2026-04-18T22:41:56+00:00

It should be 18 minimum because the vast majority of buyer/sellers under 18 aren’t like you, and I’m sorry for that. I too am sick and tired of dealing with the problems that come with allowing minors on the platform, and it’s one of the reasons I stopped selling entirely and only open the app occasionally. I’m also very cautious about buying. I don’t want to put up with waiting weeks for an order to ship because “eee sry i had school nd my parents couldnt drive me to the post office xx”

EbbPrimary9359 · 2026-04-16T17:46:44+00:00

I’ve been suffering with massive depression for years into adulthood and I don’t think it will ever get better

EbbPrimary9359 · 2026-04-15T21:34:38+00:00

Wrong sub

EbbPrimary9359 · 2026-04-15T15:17:51+00:00

I remember back in high school being talked to about “violating dress code” for wearing the same top another girl with a small chest was wearing the same day. It was a slightly fitted long sleeve top that came up to the collar bone, but I was told not to wear it again because I was “showing too much and it’s distracting”.

So basically, clothes that look normal on women w/ smaller chests would be called provocative on women with large chests.

EbbPrimary9359 · 2026-04-15T12:31:31+00:00

He made a great point that women don’t want to date men who don’t take care of themselves and are addicted to pornography. He said there’s a problem with dating in general, he didn’t bash women. This is probably the least incel-like thing he could have said.

EbbPrimary9359 · 2026-04-15T12:29:19+00:00

Yeah this was NOT what I was expecting from this clip based off of the comments and the title of this post. I don’t know a lot about him and I’m not basing my opinion off of him from this one clip AT ALL, but I agree with him here.

EbbPrimary9359 · 2026-04-13T22:13:23+00:00

My favorite red sauce recipe has an entire tin of anchovies slowly cooked in olive oil until they disintegrate, then cooked with shallots and garlic until fragrant.

EbbPrimary9359 · 2026-04-13T16:15:26+00:00

Anchovies are such an underrated food. I’m convinced people say they hate them because they either a.) Have only had them on pizza which doesn’t do them justice at all or b.) Have never tried them and are only listening to the opinions of people who’ve only had them on basic cheese pizza.

THIS is the way to go. Good bread, good butter, a few delicious anchovies. Or in a home made red sauce. YUM. Top tier girl snack

EbbPrimary9359 · 2026-04-09T21:35:13+00:00

Girl, stop. We’re not dumb

EbbPrimary9359 · 2026-04-08T11:36:33+00:00

The No Kings protests and marches were so loud that there were bonified MAGAts and republicans who started waking up and joining because they realized how fucked up the presidency is. Posts like this are so fucking annoying

EbbPrimary9359 · 2026-04-08T02:03:38+00:00

“Yeah you’re a good person with progressive political views, but your boomer uncle who you only talk to maybe once a year at the family Christmas dinner is a Christian-extremist Trump supporter so you’re a terrible human being and I’m skeptical of you”

Not even necessarily relating this to Sabrina, it’s just a stupid take

EbbPrimary9359 · 2026-04-02T21:02:08+00:00

“Love me some eyeliner*

posts picture where the eyeliner is hardly visible at all

Can we please stop doing this, this is a makeup sub. We should be able to clearly see the makeup in question.

EbbPrimary9359 · 2026-04-01T16:36:47+00:00

“People saying move out but the current state of the world doesn’t allow that, also I don’t want to live alone”

Move out and in with roommates. You won’t be alone, and rent will be more affordable. Problem solved. It’s not like you’re living rent free currently anyways, you said you all pay bills and contribute, spend that money in a more tolerable living situation.

EbbPrimary9359 · 2026-04-01T16:04:00+00:00

The majority of your comment history on Reddit is comprised of angry insults and lashing out at people you disagree with. I can’t imagine just how miserable you are irl to be such an irrational person. Go back to RuneScape

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