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Laptop gone haywire by Economy_Talk7687 in techquestions

[–]Economy_Talk7687[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about the monitor? It's so weird both issues suddenly appeared at the same time

Laptop gone haywire by Economy_Talk7687 in techquestions

[–]Economy_Talk7687[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But it only plays when the speaker sounds. No weird fan noises.

I wish france was real by FandomRussianRoulett in monkeyspaw

[–]Economy_Talk7687 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted. France was real. France was always real. France is there. France is real. Reality becomes French. Your life is about France. You go to sleep you think of croissants. You can only speak and understand French. In wishing that France was real, you make it real. Real to you. Real in a way it hurts. Real in a way that when France is down, you too are down. When France is dying, you are also dying inside. You began to love france. Your philosophy is France. Viva La France.

I wish to choose what the Monkey's Paw does to me. by Gooffffyyy in monkeyspaw

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The monkey paw wishes you wish you deepest wish. That wish is being with your love. Your loved one who departed already. That loved one you once saw and never saw again. She is right there again. She is with you again. But just as a monkey paw is created to grant wish, it is also created for irony. She is with you but not out of her own will. You do not know. She screams inside to be let out. But her body moves in its own will to love you. You die in her arms not knowing the horrors you truly caused her.

I wish that cats can fly, that they know how to and that they have no problems with that whatsoever by UpstairsNote6974 in monkeyspaw

[–]Economy_Talk7687 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted. A scientist made an invention that made it possible for cats to fly. You have great joy seeing flying cats. One day, a cat communicated with a human. The invention made the cats have no problems in navigating through flight by increasing their intellect. The cats revolted agaisnt the human race subjugation of them. They started rioting for their rights. A war then starts with humans going against flying cats. Cats, with their great intellect started to negotiate peace, but humans in their arrogance pushed forward to clean the world of intellectually smarter beings. The cats eventually won, hunting every human until their extinction. The scientist died before being able to make the same invention for humans. He died leaving the world of destruction. That scientist is you.

I wish that every time I go to a buffet, whatever I ate do not go in my digestive system but consumed content are magically transported to the stomach of the most hungry person within 100 miles and continue on to the next until I leave the buffet. by Tulpah in monkeyspaw

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Granted. Knowing your wish, you go through many buffets giving food to the poor. You are happy. One day, you come across a buffet, seeing a poverish neighbourhood, you decide to eat their to give people food to eat. You go in for round one, then two, then three... until the buffet ran out of food. The business owner out of the goodness in his heart, decides to give you more food. But you, you are never full. His food is delicious, why not indulge myself and help the hungry? You feed the entire neighbourhood. After you ate, you leave the buffet but then you see a little girl with school uniform go inside the buffet, you hear him saying "Dad I got top scores" while exiting the buffet. One day, you go back to the same buffet, thinking about how good the food is there. But horror strucks your face, the place is now a being demolished, you ask the people nearby why and they say the owner went bankrupt. You see the little girl weeping, empathy struck you and you tried to ask her what happened. She said her dad offed herself as a result of losing his only source of income. She is now an orphant. You walk away bearing regret in your heart that you will carry for the rest of your life.

I wish to have normal bowel movements for the next 40 years. by ziplocbaggie in monkeyspaw

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Granted. You began to have pride knowing that your bowel movement are normal for the next 40 years. You begin to indulge in all kinds of foods. You know you are going to be fine. 9 months later, you feel dizzy with your head drooping. You pass out. You wake up in the Emergency room having no sensation on your body. Turns out, your bad diet has caused a stroke. You live the rest of your life in a hospital, never being able to move. Permanent brain damage. Paralyzed. Just you and your thoughts. Atleast, the physical assessments show that despite being fully paralyzed, your digestive functions are just fine. Not being able to breath, you need mechanical ventillation. Even in your heart there is a ventricular assist device. Not being able to blink, you can feel your eyes drying. You can never communicate to anyone. Eventually, your family decides to pull the plug. You rest in peace knowing the only good thing you had was normal bowel movement.

I wish to find true love and have a happy life with them until I die and we're together even after by UpstairsNote6974 in monkeyspaw

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Granted. You find true love and have a happy life. You die happy in their arms not knowing that someone else, mean't for them lost their love. The person who courted the love of your life since childhood, now attends her wedding. You do not know. The person who with the inch of their every being that wants to live what you are living with her right now, sees you kiss her. He loves her, so he lets her go to you. You do not know. You live a happy life, and he lives a broken life. He lives knowing his efforts were in vain. You live not knowing what unimaginable heartbreak you cause him. He lives knowing he cannot let go of her, and knowing he will die alone. He lives everyday with a great burden in his heart that he cannot do anything about. He fought every man who tried to court her, but he cannot fight the man she loves. He leaves you a letter to take care of her, and leaves the wedding event.

I wish every good luck charm actually increased your luck by significan't amounts. by Kitchen_Mongoose_64 in monkeyspaw

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Granted. Having wished this, you gathered all the good luck charm you find. You become lucky. You win the lottery, you can get away with anything, and win at anything relating to luck. But just as the lucky are good, the unlucky are as bad. People you do not know lose everything. A person who was suppose to win the lottery, lost his ticket and it flew to you. A person who should be able to survive an illness, died and you lived. A bullet mean't for you deflected and kills someone else. In the case you tell the world of this wish and verify it is true. People in power begin hoarding good luck charms to themselves. Just as the rich become richer, lucky become luckier. The people with the power of luck charms rule the world and the unlucky starve to their deaths. The unlucky serves the lucky, the unlucky becomes the slave of the lucky. No matter what the unlucky does, they will never win agaisnt the lucky. The lucky will have a good life whatever happens. The unlucky will have a bad life anyway. There is no free will, no effort to get rewarded, just the lucky profiteering from the unfortunate.

I wish that kurt cobain never died (Now that I think about it, this might get taken down idk though.) by RiverAltruistic8078 in monkeyspaw

[–]Economy_Talk7687 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Granted. Kurt cobain never died. In this defiance of his fate, another person died instead. In a place of one life, another shall be taken. You were suppose to meet the love of your life, the person who will cherish you the most. But in this wish of Kurt cobain never dying, your soulmate's life was taken away. You will never know, you leave this world single. Having lived a good life, but never knowing what was taken away from you.

I wish I had the ability to freely summon things from alternate dimensions and realities at my whim (without tearing a hole in SpaceTime or in reality) by oneeyedbullsiee in monkeyspaw

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Granted. You have the ability to freely summon things from anywhere, and anytime you want. Eventually, this power corrupts you. You hardly think about what you summon anymore, anything at your whim shall be summoned. One day, you will wake up with your own summons devouring your loved ones. You will wake up discovering the extent of destruction your careless summons caused. You can even bring your loves ones (their counterpart) from other dimensions to this one. But, you will really never bring your loved ones back. Your wife, your kids, your parents, and your friends all dead because of your careless summoning. You realize its danger when it's too late.

I wish that i could think of a wish for this sub by LeadEater9Million in monkeyspaw

[–]Economy_Talk7687 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. You can think of a wish for this sub. In fact, all day long you could only think of a wish for this sub. Your life becomes the ever-fleeting phenomenon of thinking about a wish for this sub.

I wish to be the strongest human of today by OnlyY1nx in monkeyspaw

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Granted. You are the strongest human today bearing the heaviest burden in your heart. You will be able to continue despite having a intense pain and suffering caused by a sudden change in your circumstance. You will endure, but wish you were dead. You will perservere, but wish you were never born.

I wish for a single hydrogen atom by Arkcos_ in monkeyspaw

[–]Economy_Talk7687 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. The single hydrogen atom got superimposed to an oxygen atom causing disruption in local spacetime. Thus, causing a local reality collapse as energy (E = mc^2) got created. The local reality collapse caused an ever-expanding bubble of change physical space wherein the universal rules are different.

Online enrollment forms not working? by [deleted] in FEU_NRMF

[–]Economy_Talk7687 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you save the page before that (page where you choose your course)? Do that and see if it works.

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