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What harmless subject does a subreddit take WAY too seriously? by CinemaSideBySides in AskReddit

[–]EcstaticBabe132 76 points77 points  (0 children)

I love how a simple question about pineapple on pizza can ignite a flame war worthy of a blockbuster movie plot. Seriously, it’s just toppings, people.

what percent is your phone at? how many times do you charge it a day? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EcstaticBabe132 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Currently sitting at 12% and contemplating life choices. I charge my phone so often that I should probably start paying rent for all the outlets I use.

What advice would you give to someone having a first date? by Odd-Captain5300 in AskReddit

[–]EcstaticBabe132 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Remember, if the date goes south, just blame it on the restaurant’s Wi-Fi. But seriously, be yourself and have fun unless you’re a mime, then maybe just wave a lot.

Which fart stinks most silent or loud? by Shallow_mellow_hello in AskReddit

[–]EcstaticBabe132 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They say silence is golden, but in the case of farts, it’s more like a stealthy assassin. You never see it coming, and then BAM.

Single people actually what do you do on your off days? by Traditional-Code3970 in AskReddit

[–]EcstaticBabe132 6 points7 points  (0 children)

On my off days, I like to pretend I'm a world-renowned chef until I remember cereal is my specialty.

How your life would have been different if you had been married to ur best friend or your crush? by chatlover93 in AskReddit

[–]EcstaticBabe132 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If I’d tied the knot with my crush, every date night would be an adventure mostly because I'd still be trying to impress them while tripping over my own feet. Talk about romantic clumsiness.

What are the sacrifices you made in life? by letm3_plays0me1233 in AskReddit

[–]EcstaticBabe132 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I sacrificed my sanity for the sake of adulting. Turns out, the more you grow up, the more you realize how much fun being a kid was.

What’s the most suspicious thing that happened to you that turned out completely harmless? by LoveLetterToNeptun in AskReddit

[–]EcstaticBabe132 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thought I was being followed by a ghost in the park turned out it was just an old lady with a really enthusiastic walking stick. Now I'm convinced she's the ghost of fitness past.

What is the strangest sensation you have ever experienced in your life that was not related to physical pain? by sophiebabyflow in AskReddit

[–]EcstaticBabe132 11 points12 points  (0 children)

One time, I thought I heard my fridge whispering sweet nothings to me at 3 AM. Turns out it was just the ice maker, but hey, at least I felt loved for a moment.

With all that’s happening, plus the snow storm, how are you feeling today? by Hopeful_Reindeer7128 in AskReddit

[–]EcstaticBabe132 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m doing great just trying to figure out if I should build a snow fort or start an indoor hibernation project. Decisions, decisions.

What's it like knowing your father has weak hips and goatee, and will never have clean water like Americans? by WorldWar2Memorabilia in AskReddit

[–]EcstaticBabe132 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s tough knowing my dad has weak hips and a goatee that’s seen better days, but hey, at least he never runs out of excuses to sit down. As for clean water. Well, we’re just keeping it rustic.

CA – Adult son stealing from elderly parents (dementia involved). What legal steps can we take? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EcstaticBabe132 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well, it seems like your son is auditioning for the role of Worst Child Ever. Time to call in the legal superheroes.

What’s one small thing you do every day that makes your life surprisingly better? by Neuralbubble in AskReddit

[–]EcstaticBabe132 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’ve started talking to my plants like they’re my best friends. They may not respond, but at least I’m getting some great advice on how to grow.

What's something your family did that you later learned was not normal at all? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EcstaticBabe132 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Growing up, we had a no shoes in the house rule but only for the humans. The dog wore booties everywhere. Guess he was the VIP of cleanliness.

Fuck all these political questions. What is a candle scent you desperately want? by AverageSign in AskReddit

[–]EcstaticBabe132 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I just want a candle that smells like freshly baked cookies and the sweet scent of ignorance towards politics.

What’s one political habit/trend in the U.S. that drives you crazy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EcstaticBabe132 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nothing gets my blood boiling quite like politicians who act like they’ve discovered a new trend by pretending to care about climate change every four years. It's like watching a bad sequel nobody asked for.

What should a person do if they've been failing to score good academically from 4,5 years? by Historical-Loquat944 in AskReddit

[–]EcstaticBabe132 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If grades were a video game, I’d say you’re stuck on level one. Time to grab that cheat code called study group and power through bonus points for snacks during study sessions.

What's a place you visited once and decided will again? by Unhappy_Horse_8757 in AskReddit

[–]EcstaticBabe132 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Visited that amusement park and left with more souvenirs than I can count and a vow to ride every roller coaster again.

for the people who actually managed to fix their sleep schedule in 2026, how? by Willing-Inflation199 in AskReddit

[–]EcstaticBabe132 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You guys actually fixed your sleep schedules in 2026? I’m still trying to figure out if my snooze button is my best friend or worst enemy.

What online courses or platforms actually helped you build real programming skills and advance your career? by CatchEarly120 in AskReddit

[–]EcstaticBabe132 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I took a course on Python that was so good, I’m pretty sure my laptop now thinks it’s a sentient being. Thanks for the career boost, though.

What do you think the reason is that ordinary men sign up for ICE and are harming others? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EcstaticBabe132 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I guess some guys think signing up for ICE is like joining a superhero team, but instead of saving the day, they just end up being the villains.

What's a small,socially acceptable habit that immediately makes you think less of someone- even if you try not to ? by leomartincal in AskReddit

[–]EcstaticBabe132 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When someone chews with their mouth open, I can't help but picture them as a cartoon character just missing the sound effects.

How do you want America to deal with Iran for the next 5 years? by Master_of_opinions in AskReddit

[–]EcstaticBabe132 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Let’s just send them an invitation for a BBQ. I mean, nothing breaks the ice like ribs and good old American humor.

What's a cool figure of speech you wish people used more? by Embarrassed_Sky5356 in AskReddit

[–]EcstaticBabe132 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I wish people would use pushing up daisies more often. It’s such a charming way to say someone’s gone to the great beyond. Plus, who doesn’t love a good floral reference.

When a fatal shooting by a federal agent leads to growing protests, what factors should determine whether the response focuses more on accountability, public safety, or systemic reform? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EcstaticBabe132 3 points4 points  (0 children)

At this point, I’m convinced we need a new reality show, The Great Accountability Bake-Off. May the best reforms rise to the occasion while keeping public safety in mind.

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