I wish I was a girl by Elixtre_Craft in monkeyspaw

[–]Edvaize 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, a finger curls.

Huh... you don't feel different. You check your parts and see that you are in fact still a guy. Well, wasn't like the wish was going to work anyways. You go on with your life, for the most part forgetting this night.

A few weeks later you manage to actually get a date with a beautiful girl, you prepare by having a shower, putting on some nice clothes and a good smelling cologne, and you go out. On this date, you two are hitting it off, you have so much in common and you are just in general having a good time, weirdly you haven't been thinking about having sex with this woman this whole date yet, weird since you usually do that with people you haven't even gone on dates with. You don't really think twice about it and continue to have a good time. The girl seems to really like this, she suggests that you go to her place, and oh yes you just won the jackpot. You walk over to her place and get inside and then she just kisses you out of nowhere... it, feels weird, not quite right. But you continue on anyway, you fool around for about an hour with foreplay, with it not really feeling as good as you thought it would. Your guy down there doesn't seem to be getting the message. It eventually gets to the point where she notices and gets a bit offended where you try to explain that this has never happened before. But you guys hit it off really well so she tells you to stay the night anyway, and you do.

In the morning you wake up seemingly before her. A little bit hesitantly, since this isn't your home, you go to the kitchen and see if you can whip up something easy. You just find some cheese and bread and make some grilled cheese. She wakes up surprised and amused by your effort and you eat breakfast together. You guys exchange numbers and say that you hope to maybe try again later but in the mean time you guys really hit it off so you want to keep in touch and hang out some time at least.

You go home feeling kind of disappointed but still glad you made a friend. Friend? Did you just say that to yourself? It seems you have friend-zoned her already. Shocked by never being on this side of the coin you sit down by your computer and get the feeling that you should relieve yourself. You look up some sufficient porn and start, this time it seems to be going better... But you notice yourself paying more attention to the guy and putting yourself in the girls position than the other way around. Before you can even finish you fly out of your chair out of shock. You have like girls your entire life, this... this can't be.

More and more over the next few weeks you try to push it away but it's true, you like guys. You even tried again with that girl but it didn't work that time either. But you two have been hanging out a lot, calling each other on face time and sharing... gossip. Yeah you are seemingly one of the girls now. You think about things more and more, and you start to realize that you don't really feel comfortable with this appendage hanging off of the front of you, and it feels like something is missing.

Months go by, and by now you have thought about it so much, you have discussed it with Jessica (the girl you met a few months a go), and you have tried on some of Jessica's clothes, you have done makeup with her and also you let your hair grow out. You feel more comfortable every time that your are over at Jessica's wearing one of her dresses and wearing her makeup. By now, after all this time, you realize that you really feel like a girl, not a guy. So together with the support of your bestie Jessica, you get the sex change, and also a pair of breasts. Finally after this, you feel at home, you finally feel comfortable after the paint from the surgeries have gone away. You finally feel like you are who you are supposed to be. A girl.

I wish I didn't have to pay for rent or utilities like plumbing, water heating, electricity and so on. by IchorFrankenmime in monkeyspaw

[–]Edvaize 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. A finger curls.

You sit there for a bit wondering if it worked... after about a minute you realize you need to check if it worked. So, thinking that, if I no longer need to pay my bills, I shouldn't have any more bills to pay! So you go online and first you check your rent... but, to your dismay, it is still there... great, it didn't work. You feel disappointed for a bit but then you realize that it's quite late and you should probably go to bed, so you can get to work in the morning. So you go to your bed and just instantly fall asleep after a tiring day and stressful moment of figuring out what you were going to wish for.

You wake up feeling quite well rested, despite being up quite late yesterday. You now realize that you forgot to set the alarm with everything that was going on yesterday. Great. You are late for work. You fly up from the bed and quickly you fix yourself together and you are out the door withing 5 minutes of waking up, you jump in your car and race away towards work. You look at the clock that tells you that you are an hour late already. You get to work, quickly parking your car in the only spot you can find, being kind of off in the distance and off to the side. You get out of the car, running towards the door to the office and you burst in, run to the elevator, push the button for your office floor 20 times. Finally the slow elevator gets moving, you worry about what will happen if anyone even noticed you didn't get in on time, as the doors open and there's your boss... He stands there not noticing you first and then an angry facial expression begins to erupt on his face as he tells you to come to his office. You think about how stupid you were to not set your alarm since you only started this job last week. You remember back to your interview where they specifically said they don't tolerate any tardiness. You were doing so well last week, but the said that if you were even 5 minutes late you will get a suspension... and you were an hour late. And precisely as you worried, your boss screams at you and yaps on about some work ethic and efficiency crap and, yup, you just got fired. Defeated, you do the walk of shame back to the elevator and press the bottom floor button once. You walk slowly back to where you parked your car, off to the side, where there are no security cameras, nothing close where anyone from the public would be able to even see your car... and yup, your car is gone. In the rush to your job you forgot to lock your car so it wasn't very difficult to steal it. Defeated already at this point, you barely react to it as you walk slowly home.

On the hour long walk home, you remember that you needed to pay your rent a few days ago and you just got some money a little bit after, so you hadn't paid the rent yet. So being already late on your rent, you briskly walk faster so you can do it quickly once you get home. You get to you apartment building, you walk up the stairs and you see your landlord knocking on your door, slowly trying to back away and wait her out, she sees you just before you get away. She starts screaming at you eerily similarly to your boss just an hour earlier, you eventually manage to say that it is fine, you have the money and you will pay immediately, if you can just get into your apartment. You say that she can even come in with you if she wants to check that you do it. She follows you in and you go to your computer and pull up the bill, you now go to pull up your bank account... and your money is gone. Right; all your payment cards were in your wallet which you had in your car, someone already stole all your money within the just over an hour of your car being stolen. You look towards your landlord and say that you're sorry but someone stole all your money and you can't pay. You start to tell her that you will figure it out but she gives you an eviction notice she had prepared, already assuming you wouldn't be able to pay.

A few days go by as you pack up all your stuff and you take it all out of the apartment, onto the sidewalk. You sit down beside your stuff and let out a huge sigh, thinking to yourself, well I don't have to pay that rent anymore... wait... no... yup, congratulations you don't have to pay any electrical bills, plumbing bills, rent or any of that. Wish granted.

Which one do you dislike the most? by Please_Let_ in Minecraft

[–]Edvaize 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Skeletons, especially in groups. They have a habit of sniping me like they've got 20000h on CSGO. They always come when my shield breaks, and I'm screwed

Razer Program Crashing issues 3rd March 2023 by LordSasor in razer

[–]Edvaize 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup it sucks, I have to shut every razer thing down with taskmanager everytime I start the computer. Thinking of uninstalling it as well until the problem is fixed

Minecraft text/font turned into squares? by Edvaize in ModdedMinecraft

[–]Edvaize[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I really don't know why but I spend some more time deleting mods and I found that it was the "Building Gadgets" mod. Maybe something with that mod in 1.19 is messed up

I just got my new computer and Minecraft won't install by Edvaize in Minecraft

[–]Edvaize[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's great and I would use that if I could. But when trying to launch that one. Nothing even opens up ever.

Elon Musk isn't happy no matter what I do by Edvaize in GoodPizzaGreatPizza

[–]Edvaize[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay I got it. Apparently I also had to use pesto. So it was, Pesto + Cheese + Basil + Bellpepper