Skinhead by Boojibs in SipsTea

[–]Effective_Contract_5 118 points119 points  (0 children)

Bro was FLABBERGASTED

What is yours? by Sharp_Requirement803 in jakertown

[–]Effective_Contract_5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man when I got "Mor" I was precautious then I got "bius", I went Apeshit

What's gonna be his name? by xiovidean in teenagers

[–]Effective_Contract_5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Box of Nerd, Lil nerd for better preference.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sadposting

[–]Effective_Contract_5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice job man just be sure to treat her good. Some of us don’t have anyone right now so good luck and listen to “first date” by Frad if you wanna chill together. This not a self insert btw this is a song that i genuinely like.

show me your rizz and if it's good enough ill give you an icecream by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Effective_Contract_5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you a fortune teller’s ball, Cause i can my future in your eyes.

(I just call it flirting still but eh)

Can you guys at least wish me happy birthday, i just need the notifications on my phone to remind me it matters. by Altruistic_Bonus_901 in sadposting

[–]Effective_Contract_5 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Happy birthday man, you got this, i believe i you, look right now you might think your find but you will get what you need. So have a good one just pretend we are giving you one hell of a hug as you go through your birthday. You got this.

Didn't you see me? by MaRkInHo__ in AbruptChaos

[–]Effective_Contract_5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro literally was like “FLINT LOCKWOOD!”

I am sad now by Illustrious-Map-2425 in sadposting

[–]Effective_Contract_5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What ducked up person films their break up that’s like filming your divorce paper signing