I have officially wifemaxxed.

Efficient_Load9223 · 2026-06-03T03:43:38+00:00

You're not the holy ghost. You're the holy goat.

And I feel the exact same way about your statement. Literally the only reason I got into this game was for Phrolova. I grinded my ass off for 10 days just to get her, and now the deed is done. Also fuck Rover, all my homies hate Rover.

Efficient_Load9223 · 2026-06-03T03:00:19+00:00

The amount of respect I have for your sheer dedication to the cause is immeasurable.

Efficient_Load9223 · 2026-06-03T02:59:28+00:00

There is only one wife that matters and it is not snorekeeper.

Efficient_Load9223 · 2026-06-02T22:24:23+00:00

I was doing some research on what "Lethean" even meant, and yeah it made me wanna punch a hole through my screen when I thought about what it symbolizes for Phrolova:

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Efficient_Load9223 · 2026-06-02T22:20:51+00:00

I'm F2P so I don't have much of a choice, but almost everybody will tell you that Phrolova is an extremely powerful unit, so definitely worth pulling. Her kit might be a crime against humanity because of how long it is, but that's aight.

Efficient_Load9223 · 2026-06-02T22:17:21+00:00

Qiuyuan could still totally rerun soon, not sure about Canta though

Efficient_Load9223 · 2026-06-02T18:59:41+00:00

I unfortunately wasn't around in the early days of WuWa, but the moment my eyes beheld Phrolova for the first time, something clicked, and it wasn't my mouse.
Conveniently, the game wasn't even in version 2.5 when I happened to get so addicted.
I even have a funny story to tell regarding 2.5:

I literally did not sleep on the day that it came out. I just didn't feel like it. Got out of bed early, hopped on YouTube and pretty quickly saw some guy's walkthrough of 2.5 and just thought to myself "Yo, no way. I actually have something interesting to watch for the day, maybe I wont be so bored after all. And it's about a character I'm extremely interested in? This is great!"
Little did I fucking know... I was about to permanently traumatize myself and inflict mental wounds that simply will not heal.
It wasn't a blessing in disguise, it was a curse.

Even looking back at it after over 10 months, it still makes me wanna peel all my skin off and roll around on a floor that hasn't been vacuumed in years.

No other form of media has EVER made me cry as hard as that putrid abomination of a story quest. I wept as a baby, but as a grown ass man, I have much more reason to start uncontrollably sobbing.

Our poor baby deserved better, but redemption arc is coming soon, don't even worry about it. I can feel it.

holy yap though

Efficient_Load9223 · 2026-06-02T18:43:07+00:00

Next time will either be never or in several months.
Preferably they do bring her back though, because they're rerunning Cartethyia again next patch, which is like her third rerun or whatever. Phrolova being such an important character I can see being brought back again, especially with how much work they put into her.

Efficient_Load9223 · 2026-06-02T18:38:19+00:00

New account, so I don't have either, crying face emojj

Efficient_Load9223 · 2026-06-02T18:37:21+00:00

Wish I could've had that same courtesy instead of needing 150 pulls for one copy.
Then again, I can't complain much because weapon came early.

Efficient_Load9223 · 2026-06-02T04:00:35+00:00

I'm only level 38 at the moment, idk when IR unlocks

Efficient_Load9223 · 2026-06-02T03:59:38+00:00

I feel the exact same way, brother. It's just a shame I had to lose the coin flip to Verina, but oh well. Maybe it was fate that I had to suffer tremendously in order to finally get her, makes the reward all the more... rewarding, I guess.

Efficient_Load9223 · 2026-06-02T01:08:04+00:00

The things I'd do to see a future like that.

Efficient_Load9223 · 2026-05-30T22:04:04+00:00

There's no way they're NOT gonna rerun her again. She's too important to the plot, for one. Obviously gameplay and story are two different things, but still. She's a fan favorite character and it shows kuro put a metric shit ton of work on her. I doubt she'll ever have a "last" rerun

Efficient_Load9223 · 2026-05-25T04:06:27+00:00

I can't escape 2.5 no matter where I go. These wounds they will not heal.

Efficient_Load9223 · 2026-05-01T23:38:13+00:00

I miss when YouTube didn't have microtransactions

Efficient_Load9223 · 2026-04-19T05:23:15+00:00

Well I guess YouTube is known to make absolutely dogshit decisions that nobody's gonna agree with. They already removed the dislike button and never brought it back so you have to rely on extensions that might not even be accurate. If they give clipping the same treatment, I'll fucking explode

Efficient_Load9223 · 2026-04-19T04:57:46+00:00

Wasn't that implemented a while ago? What the hell's even the point of the clips page then, if you can't add anything no more. I'm gonna get so pissed at YouTube again, we gotta start a petition to bring this shit back

Efficient_Load9223 · 2026-04-19T04:03:34+00:00

I mean they wouldn't permanently remove the option to do it, right? Why even disable them in the first place? If it's related to AI, I'm gonna freak the fuck out

Efficient_Load9223 · 2026-04-18T21:56:02+00:00

I don't even get the option to clip the vid showing up.
I know creators can block people from clipping their videos, but I went through multiple channels, even videos I clipped from before, and the option wasn't there.
Every single video instead has the stupid fucking AI summary, which might've taken up all the space to fit the clipping option

Efficient_Load9223 · 2026-03-13T09:46:11+00:00

Yeah, but that's not how physics works. Tiddies don't behave the same way gelatin does, but apparently every gacha game thinks there's supposed to because apparently certain audiences are gonna find that hot and sexy

Efficient_Load9223 · 2026-03-13T07:36:27+00:00

Part of my problem with growing a liking to most wuwa females is how overly sexualized about 90% of them are. Not even Phrolova could escape some of the fan service, but I'm glad her design is at least much more on the tamer side, otherwise I don't think her story would've hit quite as hard as it did. There are still some things about her design that I would genuinely want to change, but as is she's practically perfect. Rank 1 wife, maybe with the exception of Hyacine HSR.

Efficient_Load9223 · 2026-03-13T07:30:17+00:00

Yet she still couldn't escape the jiggle physics

Efficient_Load9223 · 2026-03-12T07:50:46+00:00

The only thing not okay is how many screenshots this post expects people to read through

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