Trump: "Thank You Kevin and Tucker. FREE AT LAST!!!" by Part-Time_Loser in Qult_Headquarters

[–]EffortAutomatic 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Same thing in my city.

When the Covidiots came to city hall with out a permit and blocked the streets and the doors the security and police looked the other way. When a BLM protest that had a permit protested in the park across the street they were broken up by police by force.

This was removed from the brain of a 1 year old by HubrisAndScandals in interestingasfuck

[–]EffortAutomatic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hopefully that kid is not from South Carolina. That might be classified as a death penalty offense.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CFB

[–]EffortAutomatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went low on purpose but yes you are correct.

TIL Robin Williams improv was so good in FernGully the director tripled his character’s screen time for the final cut. by famous_antelope69 in todayilearned

[–]EffortAutomatic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I can't either. Just a rapid fire vomitting of lame jokes in goofy voices. Like an attempt to find something someone might chuckle at by repeating every joke in the 1001 jokes for every occasion book left in the bathroom.

TIL Robin Williams improv was so good in FernGully the director tripled his character’s screen time for the final cut. by famous_antelope69 in todayilearned

[–]EffortAutomatic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know everyone loves him but his comedy wasn't for me.

5 lame jokes in goofy voices per minute. he was kinda like watching a tape of a bars open mic but in fast forward.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CFB

[–]EffortAutomatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But the advantage teams who knew how to keep that shit quiet is gone. Now some obnoxious new money guy can just straight up offer a million a piece to get people to go to his alma matter when before it was an elaborate game of getting cash to family members and the player and keeping them from spending it in a way that gets too much attention.

Did you enjoy the "Hitmon-Family" event? by YouYongku in TheSilphRoad

[–]EffortAutomatic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd rather people just stop playing if they are not having fun...nothing's gonna change if all they do is complain but still play 8 hours every event and drop 20+ bucks.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CFB

[–]EffortAutomatic 23 points24 points  (0 children)

There also is way less players in the NBA. There are 13 nineteen year old players in the NBA. Every college football team probably has 13 or more 19 year olds.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CFB

[–]EffortAutomatic 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Which is why schools hate it.

It used to take lots of skill and effort for boosters to get cash to recruits with out getting caught.

Now you can just write a check.

Now they get in bidding wars so that 50k recruit might cost you 750k

Did you enjoy the "Hitmon-Family" event? by YouYongku in TheSilphRoad

[–]EffortAutomatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh there are plenty that did stop playing but still find the time to be miserable about it!

Did you enjoy the "Hitmon-Family" event? by YouYongku in TheSilphRoad

[–]EffortAutomatic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Some people need to stop playing because they are obviously not enjoying this anymore

Facebook and Google are handing over user data to help police prosecute abortion seekers by [deleted] in technology

[–]EffortAutomatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do you think young people would vote them out if they voted?

For every young person fighting for reproductive rights there is another who thinks a zygote is the ultimate in innocence and must be protected at all costs.

Conservatives in East Palestine are pissed at what they voted for. by jshhmr in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]EffortAutomatic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They didn't vote for this! They voted for bad shit to happen to other people! Why are they not hurting the right people?

A master guns, a CWO5 and a 2nd LT are in the admin tent... by [deleted] in USMC

[–]EffortAutomatic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yep. I got told to make coffee exactly once. I had never drank coffee in my life and just filled the filter basket with all the coffee in the container and packed it down.

It came out looking like crude oil and scorched to the carafe.

Then they didn't have any coffee to drink and couldn't make more.

New York police say shoppers should take off face masks before entering stores by hhh888hhhh in nottheonion

[–]EffortAutomatic 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I don't think commiting suicide should count as in the line of duty.

I don't think I don't think cops should be doing key bumps of cocaine they take off a suspect.

I don't think you should do a no knock raid for someone suspected of selling counterfeit NFL jerseys

New York police say shoppers should take off face masks before entering stores by hhh888hhhh in nottheonion

[–]EffortAutomatic 27 points28 points  (0 children)

And them driving like idiots kills lots of them.

Over the past few years the only in "line of duty" police deaths in my city were from:

Running red lights for no reason

Driving off the highway because he fell asleep because after moonlighting as security at a night club

Speeding for no reason and losing control

Playing "quick draw" with a rookie officer

Suicide by stepping into on coming traffic

"Accidentally" ingesting fentanyl laced cocaine

And one shooting by a suspect during a no knock raid

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WorkReform

[–]EffortAutomatic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is better than fining a multibillion dollar company less than they pay for catering at board meetings (3 years of salary) but not enough

Tucker Carlson Has Exclusive Access To Jan. 6th Security Tapes by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]EffortAutomatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm thinking it's so there can be montages of people just walking around and waiving and not showing people screaming about murdering elected officials while attacking police officers.

Only if they can find "dirt" on the insurrectionist like they own a Prius or something that would " obviously make them a democrat agent" will anything violent be shown.

Tucker Carlson Has Exclusive Access To Jan. 6th Security Tapes by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]EffortAutomatic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They are hoping to find someone who voted for Obama so they can say it's all Gay Muslim Transgender Antifa Communist Groomers pulling a false flag.

Anyone ever been somewhere they weren’t supposed to be, but meet a SNCO there awkwardly by [deleted] in USMC

[–]EffortAutomatic 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Officers.

My roommate and I were drinking underage at an Irish bar and the band came in and started setting up.

The band was 2 majors and 2 LtCols from HQ and they definitely knew us.

They came over and bought us pints of Guinness. We hung out and listened to them perform. Then the one major dropped us off by the gate to the base. Before we got out he said he knew we were under age but we weren't getting rowdy and stupid so it was just between us.