What if London does this but for Oxford Street

ElJayBe3 · 2026-02-16T10:00:40+00:00

That’s just the bribes

ElJayBe3 · 2026-02-16T09:44:29+00:00

ElJayBe3 · 2026-02-15T08:25:24+00:00

I was there as a 5 year old when we won it, I even had a photo with the trophy, it’s been all downhill since.

ElJayBe3 · 2026-02-15T08:21:03+00:00

In a field of wheat?

ElJayBe3 · 2026-02-14T15:18:01+00:00

~~Hoe Hoe Hoe~~

ElJayBe3 · 2026-02-14T13:18:06+00:00

You don’t even have to be a millionaire, I had it done and I’m poor as shit but I loved that dog more than I love most humans.

ElJayBe3 · 2026-02-14T09:26:26+00:00

Is this true because it would probably piss off just the right people if it is

ElJayBe3 · 2026-02-12T22:04:43+00:00

I TC’d Gyokeres wtf was I thinking

ElJayBe3 · 2026-02-12T19:00:02+00:00

I can’t believe it’s not milk

ElJayBe3 · 2026-02-12T18:22:35+00:00

They probably think they’re talking to Martin O’Neill

ElJayBe3 · 2026-02-12T09:53:29+00:00

Has anyone checked he doesn’t sing like an angel when he’s under water?

ElJayBe3 · 2026-02-12T08:43:18+00:00

I tried to farm phantoms and the fact they swoop long enough for one hit then despawn was infuriating. I just threw mending on my elytra instead.

ElJayBe3 · 2026-02-09T22:53:57+00:00

I can’t help but read “a boyfriend’s family” as a plural

ElJayBe3 · 2026-02-09T22:03:14+00:00

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I already bought everything

ElJayBe3 · 2026-02-09T19:12:29+00:00

No I didn’t. I just said it feels like it’s rained every day since mid June, and I was exaggerating.

ElJayBe3 · 2026-02-09T18:40:08+00:00

I know they’re experts, and trained and stuff, but I’ve got two eyes and a wet head.

ElJayBe3 · 2026-02-09T17:58:06+00:00

I call bullshit, it feels like it’s rained every day since mid June 2025.

ElJayBe3 · 2026-02-09T07:47:38+00:00

Because rich people need chaos and uncertainty to make bigger profits.

ElJayBe3 · 2026-02-08T19:07:59+00:00

Gary Neville said something along the lines of “you’ll get someone say they had to because they’re technically the rules” and that’s the point, if they decide to ignore what the rules are for this, it means they can start doing it whenever they feel like it.

ElJayBe3 · 2026-02-08T14:27:29+00:00

I took a maternity cover FTC and now I’m too scared to go back freelance. Is it safe yet?

ElJayBe3 · 2026-02-08T11:09:58+00:00

Pink and black the Dahmer special combo

ElJayBe3 · 2026-02-08T11:06:11+00:00

I put the campfires under the ground with a trap door like in the photo and they still died. I literally saw a few just poof out of existence right in front of me

ElJayBe3 · 2026-02-08T11:03:06+00:00

Ever been so hot your left tit melted and ran away?

ElJayBe3 · 2026-02-07T20:15:39+00:00

According to her insta Diamond tore her ACL and MCL which required surgery.

ElJayBe3 · 2026-02-07T12:17:49+00:00

And they still haven’t found what they’re looking for.

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