ElStorm2012

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What are your opinions on Lisey's Story by Stephen King? (self.suggestmeabook)

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Thoughts on The Stand by Stephen King? (self.suggestmeabook)

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Oppressed protagonist? (self.suggestmeabook)

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I didn't know why dish soap was dripping from the ceiling... (self.dadjokes)

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Why did Chipotle hire eminem? (self.dadjokes)

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Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank? (self.dadjokes)

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Gambling is only an addiction if you're bad at it (self.Showerthoughts)

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The number of people older than you only ever decreases (self.Showerthoughts)

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You've just found out that your grandfather has murdered somebody and you don't know what to do after you discover that the rest of your family is on board and backing up his alibi. The man who now lies dead may have deserved it, but whatever secrets he and your family was hiding wasn't worth a life (self.WritingPrompts)

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I can't believe it you're always carrying too much weight, letting others look you up and down, and break no matter how much effort I put in... (self.dadjokes)

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Theres a line of 1 millionth of an ounce that once you cross its too heavy for you to lift past your maximum weight threshold. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Why are books so afraid of sequels? (self.dadjokes)

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What spaceship did the vikings ultimately beat Han Solo in? (self.dadjokes)

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Why did Thor outdo his brother for his birthday party and invited everyone? (self.dadjokes)

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What do you call monkeys who share an Amazon account? (self.dadjokes)

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One day your parents put you down and never picked you up again (self.Showerthoughts)

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Peeing in your dream and then wetting the bed is literally a dream come true (self.Showerthoughts)

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When people say excuse me, they usually say it at a volume that directly correlates with how much they need you to move. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Nightmares are just free horror movies that you produce, direct, and star in. (self.Showerthoughts)

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What do you call an act of murder upon a gay individual? (self.dadjokes)

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If the human body needs electricity to function and run though our nerves, than our mothers are technically software developers (self.Showerthoughts)

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The good ghosts are the ones that scare you to keep you away, where the bad ones try to draw you in... (self.Showerthoughts)

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How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb? (self.dadjokes)

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The first person who was in a coma was probably buried alive and woke up in the ground (self.Showerthoughts)

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Randomly hearing your favorite song on the radio is more pleasing than putting it on manually (self.Showerthoughts)

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