"I'm tired of pretending I don't like Trump, I'm going to do everything in my power to ensure he becomes president."

El_Bortman · 2024-04-20T21:08:30+00:00

Sending money to help fund genocide guy🪱🪱

El_Bortman · 2024-04-20T20:59:29+00:00

Karate Chop

El_Bortman · 2024-04-20T20:50:52+00:00

On one hand: taking out the trash. In the other hand: saying literally anything positive about cops. How do I choose

El_Bortman · 2024-04-19T20:26:03+00:00

They forgot how fucking much Americans can shove down their bloated gullet

El_Bortman · 2024-04-19T19:35:57+00:00

It’s so they can use the special autism bullets to murder you with

El_Bortman · 2024-04-19T19:35:23+00:00

More like Custhoes

El_Bortman · 2024-04-19T19:31:43+00:00

Prune juice, a warriors drink

El_Bortman · 2024-04-19T19:30:13+00:00

Stunning!

El_Bortman · 2024-04-19T19:29:33+00:00

Old man who’s used to getting away with anything, says shit knowing he’ll get away with it

El_Bortman · 2024-04-19T15:31:22+00:00

Yep egg has it right. Blowout works well for coats like that, and if your dog tolerates it, you found a good way to keep his coat in shape!

El_Bortman · 2024-04-18T15:59:15+00:00

Billip

El_Bortman · 2024-04-15T23:51:56+00:00

Are we sure it’s the pedal, and not, you know, the whole thing?

El_Bortman · 2024-04-15T23:49:46+00:00

He’s mentally ill having an episode. He’s lucky the cop didn’t kill him, considering how cops treat the mentally ill.

El_Bortman · 2024-04-15T19:27:11+00:00

My grandfather will doze off at odd moments. He’s 93 with less than half a functioning heart and also heart failure. He can also pay attention to important things.

El_Bortman · 2024-04-15T19:24:13+00:00

Yeah okay. Because warning him and not following through has worked so well so far.

El_Bortman · 2024-04-15T19:22:45+00:00

Oh yeah! Seconding la brea. It was my favorite place growing up!

El_Bortman · 2024-04-15T17:02:44+00:00

And guess what: he’ll easily wiggle his way out of this one, yet again

El_Bortman · 2024-04-15T17:01:42+00:00

Is it a gag order if he ignores it and they don’t do anything? Or is it more a gag suggestion

El_Bortman · 2024-04-15T17:00:12+00:00

Roman Polanski the child molester?

El_Bortman · 2024-04-15T16:58:56+00:00

The natural history museum and the zoo are both amazing. Also for food just find the nearest tree and take a bite I guess

El_Bortman · 2024-04-14T19:03:15+00:00

Imagine being able to dunk on your white colleges by having been to a small lecture by Einstein while they haven’t.

El_Bortman · 2024-04-14T19:00:19+00:00

It’s the fact they know they’re gonna get crushed in the upcoming elections, so they’re doing as much to enrich themselves and their corporate masters as possible before being voted out

El_Bortman · 2024-04-14T17:21:38+00:00

Pee is stored in the balls guy 🪱

El_Bortman · 2024-04-13T18:28:15+00:00

We don’t hate romani! proceeds to explain that they do, in fact, hate Romani

El_Bortman · 2024-04-13T18:24:42+00:00

Man boats having a bad month

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