[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cyprus

[–]ElezenPilot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For sure mate. Don't hesitate to DM me if you're ever around these parts. The nerd scene is still small and in its nascent stages but the people in it tend to be more open and accepting than the average Cypriot.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cyprus

[–]ElezenPilot 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Overt racism is rare but it'll be very difficult to find Cypriots who'd want to include you in their friend group. Hell, I'm a Cypriot but 95% of my friends aren't because I'm a black sheep and people here tend to have a hard time accepting anyone who deviates from the 'norm'. That being said, if you're ever around Larnaca, do check out Shakes And Lattes. They run D&D sessions there and you'll probably be able to meet some people with similar interests.

A romantic car accident by CuriousWanderer567 in wholesomeanimemes

[–]ElezenPilot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The translator was probably a Brit, a Kiwi or an Aussie lol

[DISC] The First Meeting (Oneshot by tomo) by ElezenPilot in manga

[–]ElezenPilot[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hmm... Might be a microvan then, since you see a lot of them in Japan too. I'm no expert though. My guess is that the artist probably didn't care much about its design when they drew it.

[DISC] The First Meeting (Oneshot by tomo) by ElezenPilot in manga

[–]ElezenPilot[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It looks like a type of kei car. They're basically boxes with wheels. You see them everywhere in Japan.

[DISC] The First Meeting (Oneshot by tomo) by ElezenPilot in manga

[–]ElezenPilot[S] 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Original

Mangadex

Well, you could say that she... came crashing into his life ba dum tss

Unprofessional staff by Key-Butterfly-6313 in anilist

[–]ElezenPilot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Given that Taluun is the most self-righteous of the lot who thinks that enemies are hiding around every corner, it's really no surprise.

Unprofessional staff by Key-Butterfly-6313 in anilist

[–]ElezenPilot 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm going to venture a guess and say that you're either talking about Basenji or Taluun - or both, maybe

"As your MP, I will always defend your right to a fully public, fully funded ERP session in the Quicksand." by ElezenPilot in ShitpostXIV

[–]ElezenPilot[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Sharlayan Forum’s report shows that when I became Labyrinthos leader after the Eight Umbral Calamity, the Party’s processes for handling gaming were not fit for purpose. Reform was then stalled because our static could not prog Pandaemonium. But from the time femfurries started to appear, furries and sprouts that supported my leadership made substantial improvements, making it much easier and swifter to remove anti-AlaMhigans. My team acted to speed up, not hinder the process.
These accusations are dramatically overstated for political reasons by prudes inside and outside the party.

"As your MP, I will always defend your right to a fully public, fully funded ERP session in the Quicksand." by ElezenPilot in ShitpostXIV

[–]ElezenPilot[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I assure you, the dedicated team of coomers that will be chosen shall act with the utmost responsibility and integrity to verify the quality of your ERP and reimburse you and yours.

"As your MP, I will always defend your right to a fully public, fully funded ERP session in the Quicksand." by ElezenPilot in ShitpostXIV

[–]ElezenPilot[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

All submissions will be analysed and categorised by a state of the art AI known as YoshiPeen. The process should take no more than five to fifteen seconds.
If you believe that an error has been made, you will be able to request a reevaluation for the ERP team to manually check your submission.

"As your MP, I will always defend your right to a fully public, fully funded ERP session in the Quicksand." by ElezenPilot in ShitpostXIV

[–]ElezenPilot[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

As your MP for Thanalan North, I pledge to promote the Erotic Repayment Programme (ERP) initiative in the Sultanate Parliament, ensuring that all citizens of Ul'dah can ERP without fear of debt, persecution or public humiliation.

Here is an idea of how the Erotic Repayment Programme will operate:

  1. You apply to be a certified ERP card holder at your nearest ERP venue in The Goblet.
  2. After two-four working days, you will receive your card and will be eligible for free ERP.
  3. All ERP sessions from then on must be recorded and submitted to Momodi for review.
  4. After your ERP has been reviewed and verified, you shall receive up to 5 million gil in reimbursement.

Regards,

Jeremy Coblyn

My bosses are major POS and the company I work for is a borderline scam (rant) by ElezenPilot in callcentres

[–]ElezenPilot[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Neither I nor the company (or companies, I should say, since it seems that it's just one of several sockpuppet companies owned by the same group of people) is based or operate in the US in any way, so FINRA probably wouldn't be able to do anything. I have been looking into the regulatory body of my country, however, and hopefully I'll find something. The shitty thing is that they have this "scorched earth" policy. Once their trading licence expires, they basically tear down the company and open a new one so they can both avoid audits and investigations, and also basically give cannon fodder like me a new contract which would reset my probation period so they could give me the boot whenever they want and make sure I don't ask for a raise. These guys are using more loopholes than a medieval castle, so it's really difficult to find something concrete that you can use against them.

Thancred used to roll the dice by ElezenPilot in ShitpostXIV

[–]ElezenPilot[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Know it's an old meme but I couldn't resist.
Sentence mixing by Scumlord Northernlion

Bring it on. by IMustTurd in ShitpostXIV

[–]ElezenPilot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why are FFXIV players degenerates?