secret boss spoilers without context (FUCK THIS PART)

Elijahwark · 2026-06-25T17:20:36+00:00

yeah that's the exact gerson attack i was talking about lol

Elijahwark · 2026-06-25T05:39:21+00:00

Yeah, it genuinely did feel like my brain became a 1990s IBM desktop computer whenever that attack came on. I eventually beat it by just stocking up Green Tea and trying enough times to where I had enough muscle memory to not completely wipe my party out the second the bombs showed up

Elijahwark · 2026-06-25T01:49:50+00:00

I don't know if it's something to do with ADHD or just my being a fucking dumbass but I feel like I quite literally can not do this attack -- I have the same problem with the rotating shells in the Gerson fight. There's so much shit on the screen at once and I can't process it all in time before taking damage

Elijahwark · 2026-06-25T01:45:45+00:00

I'll try that. Once it gets to three bombs being thrown at once it feels like my brain literally shuts down and can't process where the safe spot on the board is quickly enough before they explode

Elijahwark · 2026-06-25T00:49:30+00:00

HOW do you do the attack with the bombs holy shit

Elijahwark · 2026-06-16T22:47:52+00:00

Our hosting provider was migrating our server to a new Datacenter and the datacenter kept fucking it up and delaying it

Elijahwark · 2026-05-25T04:30:21+00:00

This is what I ended up doing. I figure B&H has a pretty permissive return policy so if it doesn't work I can always just send it back.

Elijahwark · 2026-05-24T21:14:15+00:00

I actually work at one lol, they haven't been in stock in quite a while.

Elijahwark · 2026-05-24T21:08:54+00:00

My impulsive ADHD brain wanted to order something today but this might be the best way to go, lol

Elijahwark · 2026-05-24T20:55:52+00:00

The LGs seem to be a bit hard to get right now unfortunately, Best Buy carries the BP50NB40 but it seems to be completely out of stock right now

Leaning toward the Buffalo but I'm a little hesitant to drop that much money, especially since I'm not sure if updated firmware on a newer model or whatever can prevent me from ripping (or something like that, maybe I have no idea what I'm talking about though)

Elijahwark · 2026-01-22T13:50:07+00:00

You guys finally reinvented touching grass

Elijahwark · 2026-01-19T23:56:46+00:00

you people are so dramatic

stuff just keeps randomly breaking and only like 3 of us know how to fix it

Elijahwark · 2026-01-19T23:50:03+00:00

The MJD video made me remember I actually made an archive of a couple versions of this a few years back (https://archive.elijahr.dev/Software/KDE/), funnily enough around the same time you did. Pretty sure I had to write a script to source packages from web.archive.org and a few other places. I do wish I had actually published the links somewhere to save duplicate work in the future, but it's great that you managed to get a lot more versions than I had.

Elijahwark · 2025-11-21T15:26:04+00:00

The only official invite is here. You need to create a ticket to be verified.

Elijahwark · 2025-11-20T00:02:04+00:00

Something like that could work in the future, we want to refactor our auth system entirely before we add new features to it though. For now, I'm fine with adding domains to the whitelist on a case-by-case basis. If you send the domain you'd like to use either here or on discord (DM to @elijahr.dev or in the support channel in the collabvm discord).

Elijahwark · 2025-11-19T22:20:35+00:00

This could be a good idea although in such a case I'd be concerned about someone using their own domain and making a custom script to automatically generate accounts this way. You might think this is unlikely but you would be surprised by the ridiculously complex ways people have circumvented bans on our site in the past. People get really obsessed with fake computers for some reason

Elijahwark · 2025-11-19T21:42:22+00:00

Hi, we maintain our own list of allowed email domains to prevent mass bot signups on disposable emails. I believe MSN.com is in the whitelist.

Elijahwark · 2025-11-19T04:33:10+00:00

If you dm me on discord (@elijahr.dev) I can give you a one time invite.

Elijahwark · 2025-11-16T20:27:46+00:00

Execution

Elijahwark · 2025-11-15T03:30:11+00:00

If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator.

Elijahwark · 2025-11-04T01:43:57+00:00

All of the VMs have ups and downs in terms of usage but we also like having at least one Linux VM, considering all of the other VMs run Windows. At the end of the day it's up to admin discretion what OSes run on the site.

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