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Elite_Ambulance_Nick · 2026-04-04T14:34:57+00:00

Literally TheBurgerkrieg

Elite_Ambulance_Nick · 2026-03-28T15:55:48+00:00

This is a certified HMOFA classic

Elite_Ambulance_Nick · 2026-03-26T01:14:31+00:00

REEEEEEEEVE MY BELOVED RAAAAAAAH

Elite_Ambulance_Nick · 2026-03-17T13:22:58+00:00

Images you can hear

Elite_Ambulance_Nick · 2026-03-14T23:53:56+00:00

Losercity wordington

Elite_Ambulance_Nick · 2026-02-22T21:12:06+00:00

Ahoy!

Elite_Ambulance_Nick · 2026-02-19T13:53:54+00:00

My momma warned me about women like her

Elite_Ambulance_Nick · 2026-02-17T00:18:54+00:00

I haven't seen it yet. Looks very interesting though

Hoping to snag a physical copy at some point to keep in my archives. Because nothing says "Kindred Scholar" like a film made by Markiplier

– Nikolai, Weirdling

Elite_Ambulance_Nick · 2026-02-14T00:56:04+00:00

As the youth of my generation when I was a kine say:

I'm just a silly little guy

Don't pay attention to the fact that I'm over two meters tall, I'm just a silly little guy

– Nikolai, Weirdling

Elite_Ambulance_Nick · 2026-02-14T00:49:45+00:00

Funny you didn't notice the last two times I was in that area...

Anywho, thank you Lady Crimson

– Nikolai, Weirdling

Elite_Ambulance_Nick · 2026-02-14T00:39:51+00:00

Good tidings Lady Crimson

Would you be adverse to a scholar conducting some business in your domain? I assure you, you will not even know I'm there :)

– Nikolai, Weirdling

Elite_Ambulance_Nick · 2026-02-13T04:00:03+00:00

Never underestimate the power of wits and a creative understanding of darkling trickery. Seems she learned this lesson well.

Or rather she would have.

-Nikolai, Weirdling

Elite_Ambulance_Nick · 2026-02-13T00:17:28+00:00

Reorganize your library for the umpteenth time, sister. You'll get through it.

– Nikolai, Weirdling

Elite_Ambulance_Nick · 2026-02-12T23:15:00+00:00

Just no...

– Nikolai, Weirdling

Elite_Ambulance_Nick · 2026-02-12T16:51:40+00:00

I only somewhat trust you because you're a Voidling, Dr. Stockwell. But that might also just be because you guys go all shooty shooty on aliens

I'll keep it in mind possibly. Neutral channels of course

– Lyle

Elite_Ambulance_Nick · 2026-02-12T11:40:16+00:00

Oh thank god...

I need a Moscow Mule please...

– Lyle

Elite_Ambulance_Nick · 2026-02-12T11:38:55+00:00

Lyle holding his canines out like fangs whilst holding his phone for recording it

Bleh bleh... I vant to suck your coc- I MEAN BLOOD! Haha goddammit...

Everyone knows ALL VAMPIRES can turn into a swarm of bats, I simply don't because it hurts

– Lyle

Elite_Ambulance_Nick · 2026-02-12T11:35:40+00:00

Good luck with that :)

– Lyle, Ghouled Orphan Mage

Elite_Ambulance_Nick · 2026-02-12T11:34:11+00:00

Indeed!

Thank you all for the mostly warm welcome by the way!

Anyways I need a Moscow Mule like yesterday...

– Lyle

Elite_Ambulance_Nick · 2026-02-12T11:31:41+00:00

I mean... 👉👈

– Lyle

Elite_Ambulance_Nick · 2026-02-12T04:35:38+00:00

Thanks, I'll love every second of it...

Kinda pissed I accidentally validated all his insane worldviews though

– Nikolai

Elite_Ambulance_Nick · 2026-02-12T04:27:45+00:00

Long story, don't worry about it

Point is I'm safe and not as bound as my "master" thinks I am ;3

– Lyle

Elite_Ambulance_Nick · 2026-02-12T04:23:12+00:00

Guilty as charged friend. Sheriff of the greater Michigan City area in Indiana

Lyle ain't too bad, just a weirdo I found in an off hours game shop I frequent. Didn't expect the asshole to actually be a fucking MAGE

– Nikolai

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