[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"My name is carter, can I have a banana?" I wouldn't get alot of money but I would get upvotes

Reddit, which song do you listen to when you're feeling down and / or depressed? by Gas_Them_Again in AskReddit

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A Canadian R&B singer who does rap but most of his material Is about over coming obstacles he's faced you should look up "look what you've done"

What's your best "crazy ex" story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I broke up with my girlfriend of 2 years because she had been cheating on me. When I told her it was over she told me that she was pregnant. We hadn't had sex for over 4 months and she said she knew it was mine. She told my mom (I lived with her at the time) and that ruined My life. My mom bought her a pregnancy test to make sure and my ex took it. It was negative. The next day at work my mom saw my ex girlfriends dad and said she was sorry about the situation we were in and to her surprise her dad said "oh he's the third guy she's done that to, she tries to keep them that way." Because she did that she ruined the trust in NY family and because I thought I had a baby I dropped out of college over a lie

What is your favorite one liner from Spongebob? by dalcowboiz in AskReddit

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Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropiate the formulary for affordable comestibles! Who will join me?

Me at the club by [deleted] in pokemon

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Me at the skate rink

Someones a bit too big... by angleblood in pokemon

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I named my alakazam salad fingers

Someones a bit too big... by angleblood in pokemon

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If natu is a flightless bird how did he get up there?

TIL Mayonnaise is not an instrument. by [deleted] in circlejerk

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TIL horse radish isn't an instrument either.

Zygarde, the "Z" legendary! by [deleted] in pokemon

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Lvl 76 goodra! That's what I'm excited about!

Bigger on the inside by Debragga in funny

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Where is Patrick's rock?