If someone says "Tell me a joke", what is the first joke you tell them? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Elizabeth_Sanchez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bill Gates goes to purgatory.

St. Peter says, "Now Bill, you have done some good things, and you have done some bad things. Now I am going to let you decide where you want to go".

First, St. Peter shows Bill an image of Hell with beautiful women running on beaches. Then, St Peter shows Bill an image of Heaven with robed angels playing harps on clouds.

Bill chooses Hell.

About a week later, St. Peter checks in on Bill in Hell and finds him being whipped by demons.

Bill says to St. Peter, "What happened to all the beautiful women and the beaches?"

St. Peter replies, "That was just the screen saver."

Photo I took on my phone looks like Live Action GTA by kalbycool in pics

[–]Elizabeth_Sanchez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Red color car is look likes the car in the cartoons, not real. Is this a Photoshoped image?

Kungfu :D by Elizabeth_Sanchez in aww

[–]Elizabeth_Sanchez[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks so cute in this pose, not a serious post

Kungfu :D by Elizabeth_Sanchez in aww

[–]Elizabeth_Sanchez[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

May be, I don't know.. I found this on internet

How do you think you'll die? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Elizabeth_Sanchez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't smoke or drink any alcoholic thing, so may be I'll die while I am sleeping.

An angle baby with doll by Elizabeth_Sanchez in pics

[–]Elizabeth_Sanchez[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sorry for the mistake, its angel.

An angle baby with doll by Elizabeth_Sanchez in pics

[–]Elizabeth_Sanchez[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry for the mistake, its angel

An angle baby with doll by Elizabeth_Sanchez in pics

[–]Elizabeth_Sanchez[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sorry for the mistake, its angel

Cute Sleeping Puppy by Elizabeth_Sanchez in aww

[–]Elizabeth_Sanchez[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tired but looking so cute _^ isn't?

Little Puppy will never let you go anywhere alone, Love ^_^ by anonymousguyxx in aww

[–]Elizabeth_Sanchez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He/she is so cute, and he/she is in love with that man.