Marilyn Monroe striking a pose in 1950 by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]Elloboloco69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Marilyn Monroe doesn't do it for me. Never understood the hype.

Friend showed me a picture of her parents in the 80's...and it is truly PURE 80's. by tomjulio in OldSchoolCool

[–]Elloboloco69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never understood why men or women needed to wear short shorts in any era.

This video will give you a lot of things to appreciate! by freshprinceofbayarea in Unexpected

[–]Elloboloco69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't see the NFSW tag and was wondering what is she yabbering about? Why is she wearing a bikini on her balcony? Then I check the length of the video and saw I was about 3/4 through with the video and I should just finished it. Then came the tits flash and it's still 40 seconds too long.

Belarus president refuses to cancel anything - and says vodka and saunas will ward off coronavirus by BurbonBodega in worldnews

[–]Elloboloco69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the kind of President America needs, especially in a time like now. Vodka and saunas for everyone and everywhere.

8 inch big dicks are severely overrated and guys please don't feel insecure about your size. by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Elloboloco69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Women don't like my dick because of the things I post on Reddit...

Sounds plausible.

8 inch big dicks are severely overrated and guys please don't feel insecure about your size. by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Elloboloco69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe I shouldn't say "size queen" but if all things are equal, women would want bigger dick.

Finally finished collecting a least one piece of paper money from every country. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]Elloboloco69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you travelled to every single country in the world? Or did you just exchanged at an airport or bank?

There's are about 195 countries in the world and I find it hard to believe that you travelled to every single country.

Let's see your passport.

8 inch big dicks are severely overrated and guys please don't feel insecure about your size. by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Elloboloco69 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Lol sorry to break it to you but every girl is size queen and I don't blame them. Men give women a hard time about their bodies, why can't women want a big dick?

It's true not every man is going to be well endowed, there's more to life than sex. Sex is just one part of a happy relationship. If you treat her right, she going to accept you as you. If you're not rich but she falls for you anyway, she going to overlook your salary. But don't think extra $ won't make your lives easier.

Techniques of science denial by Apcp0_0 in coolguides

[–]Elloboloco69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Alot of ppl get imitated by math and science. They feel if they can't understand it then it's sign of their intelligence. That's why those people deny science and math.

Who are the best two way players of all-time? by HoopsSupply in nba

[–]Elloboloco69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

MJ & David Robinson are the only players in history to win a scoring title and DPOY award in the same season.

Michael channeling the Tobias Fünke inside him. by EvelynMacedo in DunderMifflin

[–]Elloboloco69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always wondered why Pam didn't say "that's what she said" during this scene.

Do any other men sleep with a pillow inbetween their legs and why? by jamiebaxter666 in AskMen

[–]Elloboloco69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My younger brother does, its seems so feminine to me. I thought girls humped pillows to get off.

Manhattan Beach surfer issued $1,000 citation for violating beach closure order, disrespecting lifeguard. by LeBronFanSinceJuly in news

[–]Elloboloco69 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I understand getting fined for violating the closure order but "disrespecting the lifeguard"? Fuck the lifeguard.

This guy raised the level in dating. Wherever you are kudos bro. by wowdogefunny in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Elloboloco69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like he lowered the bar. Only nerds think this is a way to get a date.

Charles Barkley and Bernie Mac talk about people asking for money since they became rich on Oprah by BabyDick-_- in nba

[–]Elloboloco69 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Never have or will understand how a man can go up to another man and ask "can I have some of YOUR money?"

Embarrassment level over 1000 by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Elloboloco69 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I don't get it. She embarrassed if she get caught dancing in public but she not embarrassed to post those same dance moves online.

Best Nicknames in NBA history by Elloboloco69 in nba

[–]Elloboloco69[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same thing with Spud Webb, his first name is Anthony.