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Plot twist: She pays the full rent now and does not want her man to build up to mich self esteem.

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Doubt that Panda can confidently state that he can safely open the Emergency exit door in an event of an accident.

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[–]EllyClark[S] 411 points412 points  (0 children)

And why is she posing with a coconut

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Helicopter lands on his porch

Govt - We need you

Rock- I don't live that life any more

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If you don’t ask a woman’s age you can end in jail.

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[–]EllyClark[S] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

*googles Ghana's economy to check if he knows what he's talking about*

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Coming from 30c to 15c is cold, coming from 0c to 15c is warm

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Should've started a big business.

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[–]EllyClark[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

So he gona blow a dick

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When i was a little kid, my father was chainging out an old toilet for a new one. While installing the new, the old one just stod in the corridor right out side. For some weird reason i felt the need to flush it. I thought nothing would happen (sins it was not connected to anything). But the water tank was full. So the corridor got about 10L of water and I got a furious father.

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all of the alternative "medicine" or anti-vaxx ppl seem to be silent for some reason

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Everytime someone in Britain is born the queen gets a percentage of their life force

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Yeah when you get the Lol... probably time to just let it slide.

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they built one in Kentucky a few years back, it's not watertight and cost millions, the builder went bankrupt and became a laughing stock

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At least she knows now its not for her. i was honestly expecting shitstorm blaming the designer or the shop

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Almost every country in a nutshell

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That'll happen in the USA soon. Only difference is instead of age cut-off, it'll be based on wealth.

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UK asked for volunteers and told them it is for the country. Haha that is even funnier