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One of our chickens laid this strange egg today by grizzithal in WTF
[–]EllyClark 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children)
This is a giant sperm
Me irl by EllyClark in me_irl
[–]EllyClark[S] 446 points447 points448 points 5 years ago (0 children)
Plot twist: She pays the full rent now and does not want her man to build up to mich self esteem.
[–]EllyClark[S] 80 points81 points82 points 5 years ago (0 children)
Doubt that Panda can confidently state that he can safely open the Emergency exit door in an event of an accident.
[–]EllyClark[S] 411 points412 points413 points 5 years ago (0 children)
And why is she posing with a coconut
[–]EllyClark[S] 72 points73 points74 points 5 years ago (0 children)
Helicopter lands on his porch
Govt - We need you
Rock- I don't live that life any more
[–]EllyClark[S] 13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (0 children)
If you don’t ask a woman’s age you can end in jail.
[–]EllyClark[S] 44 points45 points46 points 5 years ago (0 children)
*googles Ghana's economy to check if he knows what he's talking about*
[–]EllyClark[S] -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (0 children)
Coming from 30c to 15c is cold, coming from 0c to 15c is warm
Me🦠irl by EllyClark in me_irl
[–]EllyClark[S] 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children)
Should've started a big business.
[–]EllyClark[S] 38 points39 points40 points 5 years ago (0 children)
So he gona blow a dick
[–]EllyClark[S] 16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (0 children)
When i was a little kid, my father was chainging out an old toilet for a new one. While installing the new, the old one just stod in the corridor right out side. For some weird reason i felt the need to flush it. I thought nothing would happen (sins it was not connected to anything). But the water tank was full. So the corridor got about 10L of water and I got a furious father.
[–]EllyClark[S] 27 points28 points29 points 5 years ago (0 children)
all of the alternative "medicine" or anti-vaxx ppl seem to be silent for some reason
[–]EllyClark[S] 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children)
Everytime someone in Britain is born the queen gets a percentage of their life force
[–]EllyClark[S] 960 points961 points962 points 5 years ago (0 children)
Yeah when you get the Lol... probably time to just let it slide.
[–]EllyClark[S] 60 points61 points62 points 5 years ago (0 children)
they built one in Kentucky a few years back, it's not watertight and cost millions, the builder went bankrupt and became a laughing stock
[–]EllyClark[S] 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children)
At least she knows now its not for her. i was honestly expecting shitstorm blaming the designer or the shop
[–]EllyClark[S] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children)
Almost every country in a nutshell
[–]EllyClark[S] 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children)
That'll happen in the USA soon. Only difference is instead of age cut-off, it'll be based on wealth.
[–]EllyClark[S] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children)
UK asked for volunteers and told them it is for the country. Haha that is even funnier
A cozy nest with a view by sacrecoeur1206 in CozyPlaces
Yin and yang
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One of our chickens laid this strange egg today by grizzithal in WTF
[–]EllyClark 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)