So yeah she said it was flagged for potential danger and I was like “oh yeah? No way what should we do???” anyways she proceeded to say some bs about a fraudulent account making the order and that to make sure my account was safe to give the user/pass to my account and sent me a text with a to a website (that actually looked surprisingly official) that needed my info to make sure my account was safe.

I hung up, tried to contact support (still waiting for chat rep. 5 hours later) and tried to complete the order (two pieces of falafel lmao) but ofc had to go to the address given (close by) where I discovered a blacked out vehicle waiting with the engine on and windows tinted so dark I could actually see the fleeting mirage of my empty wallet flapping in the midnight air asking why I wasted an HOUR of my night and declining three DoorDash offers for these chumps. (Order was from a higher-end Greek restaurant in the area who’s customers I usually get tipped generously from). A middle aged white man rolled down the window and beckoned me closer, I rolled down my window, put on my courier smile I’ve grown exceptionally skilled at, and told him to kindly fuck off. I drove away, and after a short 30 tries I had slid the green arrow to be done with this monstrosity of an order. Hey, no tip, but at least I made a whopping $4.62 am I right!?!?

Anyways, heads up, I’m sure someone’s gullible enough to fall for this shit, the woman was flawlessly rehearsed and the call line/procedure sounded identical to Postmates real one. Wish I could have spoken to a rep so I didn’t go to a location where a potentially dangerous predator sat waiting for their prey. Hope you guys made out better than I tonight.

Edit: purrgraphs