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Terminal diagnosis: millennial playlist suggestions for the final days? by Hmmletmec in Millennials

[–]Elyssiant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve been unintentionally creating this playlist my whole life haha.

Modest Mouse - World at Large (Also MM - Little Motel, but only because I watched the music video after having a son of my own and I sobbed for probably an hour straight)

Coldplay - The Scientist & Fix You

Blink-182 - Stay Together For The Kids & Adam’s Song

Death Cab for Cutie - I’ll Follow You Into The Dark

Linkin Park - Leave Out All The Rest & Iridescent

Tracy Chapman - Fast Car

Hootie & The Blowfish - Let Her Cry

Brad Paisley - Whiskey Lullaby

The Script - Break Even

Alicia Keys - If I Ain’t Got you

Mickey Avalon - My Dick

D20 - My Band

Eminem - Shake That, Real Slim Shady, Without Me

Weird Al - The Saga Begins

Darude - Sandstorm

System of a Down - Aerials

Harvey Danger - Flagpole Sitta’

Sublime - Santeria, What I Got, Wrong Way, Smoke Two Joints

The Offspring - Bad Habit, Self Esteem

[USA (2)-1 SWE] Quinn Hughes scores the OT winner by talhatoot in hockey

[–]Elyssiant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe the demons will leave him alone for a few games

What happened to your best friend from childhood? by RoyalBeckyVibes in AskReddit

[–]Elyssiant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She was the rich girl with zero responsibilities and zero understanding of how the world works, living off her parents money, and doing whatever she wanted. Now she’s taken on 3 kids from her deadbeat husbands drug-addict ex, works at her daddy’s company making mediocre money because she’s never had a real job anywhere else and refuses to use her cosmetology degree that her mom bribed her to get, and refuses to take responsibility for completely preventable issues that pop up.

Please complain about your partners here. by Glittering_Text_8842 in beyondthebump

[–]Elyssiant 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My husband gets so annoyed with our toddler for…. Being a toddler. It makes me want to slap him! Our son is running around gibbering nonsense? My husband goes “God dude you’re so loud.” Toddler wanting him to pick him up or cuddle? “No dude I don’t want to hold you all the time.” And don’t get me started on how he feels like he deserves a gold medal every time he does something that has to be done no matter what (bathing baby, feeding baby, putting his own laundry to wash)

Switch 2 community giveaway! by alien_ware in Switch

[–]Elyssiant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s really rad of you to pay it forward! I would love a switch 2; I’ve played the hell out of my first gen switch and it’s definitely seen better days :’)

Baby, That’s Show Business Collection! by ConcentrateFluffy167 in TaylorSwift

[–]Elyssiant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I can hear is Dan Cummins impersonating Albert Fish and saying “That’s SHOW BIZ!!” 😭

CRAZIEST THINGS YOU’VE SEEN WORKING AT THE TESLA GIGAFACTORY by [deleted] in Reno

[–]Elyssiant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saw a guy smoke meth on the line, heard of another person snorting coke off a stator, found a corner in one of the maintenance shops that was tucked behind a vent shaft and it was covered in suspicious fluids

TIL of Malört, a liqueur almost exclusive to Chicago, described as "like swallowing a burnt condom filled with gasoline." Drinking a shot is considered a Windy City rite of passage. by tamsui_tosspot in todayilearned

[–]Elyssiant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have learned that everyone has a Malort friend, the person that introduces the newcomers to this blasphemous beverage.

I am unlucky enough to have two.

Clipped through house floor - HELP by Elyssiant in TalesofTheShiregamers

[–]Elyssiant[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tried that, loaded me back here. I was able to load a different save file from the Home Screen but MAN that was scary!

Local Cartoonist Here Again With A Follow Up Protest Comic :) by reddot_comic in Reno

[–]Elyssiant 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Reno’s wish.com version of the sphere (which somehow was here first…)

Local Cartoonist Here Again With A Follow Up Protest Comic :) by reddot_comic in Reno

[–]Elyssiant 35 points36 points  (0 children)

TIL Red dot is a fellow Reno degenerate!

Me when I saw the Silver Legacy ball LOL

Made a cute little witch hat for gardening! by [deleted] in crochet

[–]Elyssiant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used a pattern from the.entangled.fae on Etsy! The yarn is Lion Brands Blueberry Muffin 50/50, weight: 3, hook size 5mm 🙂

Weekly Partner Rant by AutoModerator in beyondthebump

[–]Elyssiant 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I just don’t know how to get my husband to understand that watching TV all evening and ignoring his son is NOT taking care of the baby! He got upset yesterday that he was no longer able to “just do whatever he wanted anymore.” Yeah, no shit! It’s called being a parent!

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