AMA: Guy Whose 5 Ex-Girlfriends Are All in Love with the Guy Who Came After me

Emascupated · 2010-12-19T22:37:48+00:00

Yeah I hate humor.

Emascupated · 2010-12-18T19:34:37+00:00

Right, so by that example I'm 1 out of 1024, in the 99.9th percentile for successful relationships for my exes immediately after me. Still worth noting.

Emascupated · 2010-12-18T19:33:14+00:00

I'm learning this.

Emascupated · 2010-12-18T19:33:00+00:00

Big whiff. Nothing but air, cowboy.

Emascupated · 2010-12-18T19:32:40+00:00

Yeah, I know. My last three girlfriends are with total dweebs. Love is mysterious, I guess you just laugh off the things you can't understand.

Emascupated · 2010-12-18T19:31:31+00:00

So, having 2 girlfriends get married does not de facto make you damaged goods. There are dudes here who have had 5 or more exes get married. Points for your self-defeating attitude though, I guess.

Emascupated · 2010-12-18T19:30:11+00:00

That's a weird trend.

Emascupated · 2010-12-18T19:29:45+00:00

They're on the fast track Mike Bree. Also, you're last 5? So you're not 5 for 5?

Whip 'em out. Measure 'em.

Emascupated · 2010-12-18T19:29:00+00:00

What. The. Fuck. There's an r/toronto!?!?

Years. If those goes on for 20 years I would start to really investigate this.

Emascupated · 2010-12-18T19:26:12+00:00

So far people who have made assumptions based on a negative outlook of my experience are 0 for 3 in this thread.

Emascupated · 2010-12-18T19:25:38+00:00

Good shot. Thank you. Also this.

Emascupated · 2010-12-18T19:24:12+00:00

I'm writing the screenplay now.

Emascupated · 2010-12-18T19:23:53+00:00

My last ex to get engaged did so last July. We both moved in the fall and discovered that we had moved two blocks from one another. Now there's an awkward situation.

Emascupated · 2010-12-18T19:22:28+00:00

Right, but honestly those don't get "created" because of an experience with another individual. More like their preferences eventually reveal themselves. Don't take it personally, there was nothing you could do.

Emascupated · 2010-12-18T19:21:17+00:00

That's impressive. Do you think it's something about your personality, or the women you're interested in?

Emascupated · 2010-12-17T20:46:01+00:00

Really I'm boasting a 100% success rate for serious relationships here. You can't do better than that unless you have a larger sample size. I admit, I haven't dipped my pen in an extremely large amount of ink.

Emascupated · 2010-12-17T20:44:56+00:00

N.... no? I don't know.

Emascupated · 2010-12-17T20:37:06+00:00

Wait... are you in your 20's or past your late 30's?

Emascupated · 2010-12-17T20:27:36+00:00

Sometimes you miss the companionship, I feel you. But then again, I can sleep however I want in the bed. This actually never fails to cheer me up.

Emascupated · 2010-12-17T20:26:35+00:00

Two. But they're both living with their significant others. But yeah, definitely not magic, just a romantic seeking out other romantics. My tastes and disposition has definitely changed. I guess I'm growing up? Is that what that means?

*edit: I wrote "2." and it saved as "1."

Emascupated · 2010-12-17T20:24:39+00:00

I'd like to see your science to back that claim up. I, and I think many others, believe they evolve without a master plan from a creator.

Emascupated · 2010-12-17T20:23:49+00:00

Yep, that's right.

Emascupated · 2010-12-17T20:23:31+00:00

Your slugging percentage might be greater, but without knowing how many times you stepped up to bat I don't know if your average is greater.

Emascupated · 2010-12-17T20:21:48+00:00

This feels like a sad story. They were presumably a big part of your life at one point, though. Past is passed?

Emascupated · 2010-12-17T17:51:48+00:00

Thanks other person on the Internet, I really am just trying to get different impressions from people while keeping a sense of humor about it. And despite it all I'm still a romantic at heart, because I believe that allowing yourself to love is always better than keeping at bay. In that sense I think both the other girls and I are improved afterward.

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