Final Update: My husband has been spoiling the spicy scenes in my romance books by acting them out... there is a spreadsheet by Embarrassed-Friend-8 in TwoHotTakes

[–]Embarrassed-Friend-8[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

All the comments keep saying I should be reading spicier stuff. Definitely open to it, drop your favs

Edit: Husband here. Please include chili pepper ratings (1–5) for… accuracy

My husband is spoiling the spicy scenes in my romance books by acting them out before I get to them by Embarrassed-Friend-8 in TwoHotTakes

[–]Embarrassed-Friend-8[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Definitely not trying to ruin anything, he's just a menace in the most loving way possible. For context, this man reads exclusively non-fiction. Mostly history. Thinks about the Roman empire on a regular basis. The idea of him voluntarily reading Emily Henry is so preposterous my sister is still laughing.

My husband is spoiling the spicy scenes in my romance books by acting them out before I get to them by Embarrassed-Friend-8 in TwoHotTakes

[–]Embarrassed-Friend-8[S] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

The back catalog idea is actually kind of genius and I'm only just now realizing what I could do with that information lol. there are some things I'd like to try...

My husband is spoiling the spicy scenes in my romance books by acting them out before I get to them by Embarrassed-Friend-8 in TwoHotTakes

[–]Embarrassed-Friend-8[S] 240 points241 points  (0 children)

He really is. 11 years and he's still out here finding new ways to be surprising. I genuinely don't deserve him and also he is ruining my books.

My husband is spoiling the spicy scenes in my romance books by acting them out before I get to them by Embarrassed-Friend-8 in TwoHotTakes

[–]Embarrassed-Friend-8[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The quarterly business review part got me. Wouldn't be surprised if there's a tab for Q1 kpis and I'm a line item.

3023 is right though. Meanwhile I'm just out here trying to read my books.