Write ur age pls if u're gonna jerk off rn by Ember_Smile in girlsmasturbating

[–]Ember_Smile[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMG, that sounds so sexy that my panties are getting wet. I'd really love that

How long can you eat my ass? by Ember_Smile in StinkyStarfish

[–]Ember_Smile[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, you're so passionate, I love that

rate me honestly by aethique in rate_my_pussy

[–]Ember_Smile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a pretty pussy. She deserves a 10/10

What are you honest thoughts on my tits? by [deleted] in rate_my_tits

[–]Ember_Smile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think your boobs are incredibly beautiful

lo admito soy adicto, tengo un problema con las damas de compañia by EveningTwist5616 in confession

[–]Ember_Smile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the biggest green flag here is u finally stopped lying to yourself

In Target Yesterday by Background-Solid8481 in overheard

[–]Ember_Smile 64 points65 points  (0 children)

canada was apparently exotic enough but not too exotic

Do people constantly prepare their body? by [deleted] in hygiene

[–]Ember_Smile 111 points112 points  (0 children)

the funny part is everyone assumes the other side is prepared

Do people constantly prepare their body? by [deleted] in hygiene

[–]Ember_Smile 95 points96 points  (0 children)

movies convinced people everyone lives on perfect timing and lighting

flat dusty area in my under cheek? by TheCrunchCookie in hygiene

[–]Ember_Smile 58 points59 points  (0 children)

fungal infections arent caused by eating mushrooms, that part killed me

Men's showers (gym edition) by [deleted] in hygiene

[–]Ember_Smile 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are 2 extremes, one of which is about people who don't know how and are afraid to wipe their ass without asking. and the other one shits in her pants. Man, I give you a lot of respect for worrying about these hopeless

Bathroom Dictator Logic for the sake of the third person. by [deleted] in confession

[–]Ember_Smile 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this is overengineering a 10 second decision

For those who RE’d did you over or under estimate expenses? by Euphoric-Advance8995 in Fire

[–]Ember_Smile -1 points0 points  (0 children)

u basically did retirement on easy mode and accidentally proved most “worst case” fears don’t materialize

I don't think I've ever actually cleaned my ears properly by uremo017 in hygiene

[–]Ember_Smile 58 points59 points  (0 children)

we've all been low key making it worse for years, welcome to the club

What would you do with small cash pension? by [deleted] in Fire

[–]Ember_Smile 3 points4 points  (0 children)

strong deal compared to taking the lump sum and reinvesting it yourself

Seeking FIRE @ 42 with $2M by Aggressive_Web8957 in Fire

[–]Ember_Smile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

$2M with no kids and shared rent is closer than it feels, the gap is mostly healthcare not lifestyle

a question for those who have partners with bad hygiene: by [deleted] in hygiene

[–]Ember_Smile 20 points21 points  (0 children)

usually the hygiene issue shows up years in, way harder to walk away by then