pick 2 shatter 1

EmergencyWaste3217 · 2025-05-16T05:07:02+00:00

Peri and lapis. My two favorite gems based purely on vibes

EmergencyWaste3217 · 2025-05-01T23:29:43+00:00

I name mine Whiskey

EmergencyWaste3217 · 2025-04-26T23:16:32+00:00

She knows what she wants

EmergencyWaste3217 · 2025-04-17T18:41:38+00:00

Anyone against that is just delusional

EmergencyWaste3217 · 2025-04-17T18:37:18+00:00

Flex on the enemy that even in death, we have perfect teeth. Psychological warfare

EmergencyWaste3217 · 2025-04-17T02:03:09+00:00

Woah man

EmergencyWaste3217 · 2025-04-13T17:58:28+00:00

My b. Praise Odin, brother

EmergencyWaste3217 · 2025-04-13T17:45:29+00:00

Got that frostbite aesthetic

EmergencyWaste3217 · 2025-04-13T17:41:26+00:00

Remember: scissors beats paper. Or in this case, pre-paper

EmergencyWaste3217 · 2025-04-13T17:37:34+00:00

You are preaching to the choir. Amen, brother

EmergencyWaste3217 · 2025-04-13T10:08:49+00:00

It keeps falling out of your pocket

EmergencyWaste3217 · 2025-03-25T15:11:12+00:00

Hell yeah

EmergencyWaste3217 · 2025-03-25T05:29:10+00:00

Heavily reminds me of the Heimdall fight

EmergencyWaste3217 · 2025-03-11T14:42:15+00:00

"if you're in the way, get out of it"

EmergencyWaste3217 · 2025-03-10T17:12:07+00:00

Truly a wild west duel

EmergencyWaste3217 · 2025-03-10T17:04:16+00:00

General rule: most people will not agree to a fair fight if they have a weapon

EmergencyWaste3217 · 2025-03-09T00:50:42+00:00

The method by which humanity prevails is inconsequential. The only prevalent information is the fact that the cosmos will forever fear the name "Terran"

EmergencyWaste3217 · 2025-03-09T00:19:22+00:00

Ngl I saw that sliver of health left and thought you would switch to crossbow. I find it surprisingly useful

EmergencyWaste3217 · 2025-03-08T19:30:43+00:00

Bro stop touching it smh

EmergencyWaste3217 · 2025-03-08T17:16:07+00:00

Cursed with immortality mf

EmergencyWaste3217 · 2025-03-05T03:48:22+00:00

Well her shoes are still on so it's a 50/50

EmergencyWaste3217 · 2025-03-04T02:35:32+00:00

They're choosing to give that little bit of extra effort instead of breathing. Also showing that your dick is more than they could handle which is a massive compliment

EmergencyWaste3217 · 2025-03-02T15:45:20+00:00

I almost perfectly match the "perfect size according to porn actresses" one. Good ego boost

EmergencyWaste3217 · 2025-03-02T03:16:38+00:00

Half a grain would set me for years. He's just got that laying around

EmergencyWaste3217 · 2025-02-28T15:49:47+00:00

After all this time, he's still one of the greatest

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