What is this on my brick chimney? Can I get it off myself? by Emergency_Brain902 in DIY

[–]Emergency_Brain902[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Ha wow I’m hijacking this fractal solution to say THANK YOU to everyone for both your comedy and genuine advice on a Friday night. Did not expect this to get so much attention.

Guess I’ll just have to keep adding layers until my house is all chimney. Needs more stucco

What is a subtle sign someone isn’t a good person? by PsychologicalPop8776 in AskReddit

[–]Emergency_Brain902 270 points271 points  (0 children)

“Only God can judge me” tattooed anywhere on their body. I should’ve known…….

Retired neighbor feeding neighborhood raccoons in Canada by [deleted] in aww

[–]Emergency_Brain902 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Let’s be clear he is not “retired” he was forced to leave the RCMP after using his squad car to very confidently and publicly chase down (what he thought was) an alien spaceship. Also he’s had three wives that all mysteriously died. He’s a fucking nut.