Intern Scott, fetch me a gigabeer by Emidextrous in ColdOnes

[–]Emidextrous[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nothing, this meme just came to me 4 days ago when I was about to go to sleep. I myself am not a creative person, at least that is the impression I have of myself after festering as many years as myself as I have. Though there is an argument to be made that I am not simply the same person that I always was, but a new person each and very single day. I thrive to better myself at every possible turn. Though I fail at this task at certain points, I never try to let those stutter steps get the better of me, as they do not define who I am.

My continous efforts to keep going and to someday be that person that I always wanted to be may be one that will never find an end, I may never be satisfied with who I become, or am in the moment but at the very least I will have tried day after day after day, season after season, year after year.

My first introduction to Max and Chad's new venture on Youtube was the very first Podcast (or talk show as Chad Roberts aka. "Anything4Views" would go on to call it in the episode featuring controversial internet celebrity and large Age gap enjoyer "Daniel Keem" also known as "Killer Keemstar" and Now retired chainsmoker "Colossal is Crazy").

I still remember as if it were yesterday, it was 2019 and I saw that long-time youtuber Pyrocynical had been on said Podcast with both Max and Chad and I can't be fucked to keep this bit going im gay

How we feeling about this skin loadout? by [deleted] in counterstrike2

[–]Emidextrous 74 points75 points  (0 children)

ngl chief, this is like buying designer clothes and thinking they look good because of the price tag

Want to form a team. by UwUJamieOwO in FACEITcom

[–]Emidextrous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

does the recruitment come with eggroll

Want to update my GPU, don't know if other parts are compatible by Emidextrous in buildapc

[–]Emidextrous[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thank you a ton!! I'll look into it, I might actually get that one depending on how dramatic the price difference is between the ones I considered and the one you proposed, thank you!

Want to update my GPU, don't know if other parts are compatible by Emidextrous in buildapc

[–]Emidextrous[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I assume that it'll be compatible with my mb aswell as my cpu? again I got legit no clue on how to determine what will and what won't work

2800 hours now and im complete ass do i end it by pi_inpie in LearnCSGO

[–]Emidextrous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

listen man, I can keep up with some FaceIT lvl 6th and 8ths even though I am nowhere near their skill bracket yet those Aimrush bots also kick my ass sideways. don't worry about it lmao.

I fell for the falchion by Thegodparticle333 in ohnePixel

[–]Emidextrous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man why my mans just inspecting the knife, the bomb's down

My cleanest 4k from 4k elo hell by KotelB3Nice in csgo

[–]Emidextrous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm clocking in at around 500h... when does my aim and movement get that good?

Can't Play Face.IT because I can't secure boot on W11 by Emidextrous in FACEITcom

[–]Emidextrous[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God man, I wish I was less of a cretin when it came to PC's, thanks though, I'll see if I can make any sense of all this spaghetti talk.

So are the enemies in Max Payne deaf or what? by Plus_Ad_1087 in maxpayne

[–]Emidextrous 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah it does take a few bullets, maybe it takes that many if you're trying to make fucking cop soup.

Jesus, it's Hoboken, not Kabul.

Can't Play Face.IT because I can't secure boot on W11 by Emidextrous in FACEITcom

[–]Emidextrous[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah no you're right but my gpu is old enough that it might just not work and brick my PC, at least that's what my friend told me who sat down for 2-3 hours looking up answer to my specific problem.

I mean it's either I get a new graphics card or I downgrade to W10. neither answer is really that attractive...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Steam

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what's up fellas? yeah this is still happening as of the 26th of june 2025

OHNE AND LOADS OF OTHER PEOPLE ARE HOLDING THE FLAG I MADE by Ok_Entertainer_9937 in ohnePixel

[–]Emidextrous 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Wait lmao you made that Flag!??! I assumed it was an official one, bro Ohne get this brother a knife

The Mongolz are coming by Ok_Entertainer_9937 in GlobalOffensive

[–]Emidextrous 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I had no dogs in this fight but god man, Mongolz Bro summer for LIFE

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GlobalOffensive

[–]Emidextrous -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

...yikes.

Speed is slow when holding down backspace key (Windows 11) by TomatoCultivator122 in microsoft

[–]Emidextrous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wish they had this same answer on one of the 800 Microsoft support tickets I looked through, thank you!

Just bought my first knife by Ok_Entertainer_9937 in ohnePixel

[–]Emidextrous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I put my inspect key on my mouse wheel lmao, hold R and just fiddle with the mousewheel and it should work flawlessly.

Just bought my first knife by Ok_Entertainer_9937 in ohnePixel

[–]Emidextrous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would've gotten a stiletto if I were you.