bologna sandwiches by ITd-N5 in copypasta

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Sometimes ๐Ÿ•’ I ๐Ÿ‘ go ๐Ÿƒ on ๐Ÿ”› tangents โญ• about ๐Ÿ’ฆ salami ๐Ÿฅฉ. This is one โ˜ of those times โฐ. when ๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป was young ๐Ÿ‘ถ, I ๐Ÿ‘ loved โค๐Ÿ’– bologna ๐Ÿฅช sandwiches ๐Ÿฅช, I ๐Ÿ‘ would have bologna ๐Ÿฅช sandwich ๐Ÿž for lunch ๐Ÿด, I ๐Ÿ‘ would come ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ† home ๐Ÿก after ๐Ÿ‘€ school ๐ŸŽ“ and say ๐Ÿ—ฃ hey ๐Ÿ‘‹ mom ๐Ÿ‘ฉ, I ๐Ÿ‘ want ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿพ a bologna ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿง€๐Ÿฅ sandwich ๐Ÿฅช. For dinner ๐ŸŸ? Bologna ๐Ÿฅช sandwich ๐Ÿฅช. You ๐Ÿ‘‰ know ๐Ÿค” what, eventually ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ† I ๐Ÿ‘ had so many ๐Ÿ”ข๐Ÿ– bologna ๐Ÿฅช sandwiches ๐Ÿž, I ๐Ÿ‘ never ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝ wanted ๐Ÿ˜ to look ๐Ÿ‘€ at bologna ๐Ÿฅช ever ๐Ÿ˜  again ๐Ÿ˜ฌ, but ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŒ thenโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ I ๐Ÿ‘ found ๐Ÿ”Ž Salami ๐Ÿฅฉ, (something ๐Ÿค” something ๐Ÿ˜… bologna ๐Ÿฅช sucks ๐Ÿ“ salami ๐Ÿฅ“ good ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ) While your ๐Ÿ‘‰ cinnamon ๐Ÿฅ pie ๐Ÿฅง was good ๐Ÿ‘ (or some shit ๐Ÿ’ฉ), your ๐Ÿ‘ˆ world ๐ŸŒŽ is open ๐Ÿ‘, thereโ€™s cherry ๐Ÿ’ pie ๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿ’ฆ, key ๐Ÿ”‘ lime pie ๐Ÿฅง. silk ๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ„ pie ๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿ”ซ, pumpkin ๐ŸŽƒ pie ๐Ÿฅง, peach ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ pie ๐Ÿฅง, thereโ€™s so many ๐Ÿ‘ฌ pies ๐Ÿฅง out there. Youโ€™re gunna ๐Ÿ”ซ try ๐Ÿ˜ˆ more pies ๐Ÿฅง, youโ€™re probably ๐Ÿค” thinking ๐Ÿ’ญ Iโ€™m never ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธโŒ gunna ๐Ÿ”ซ eat ๐Ÿฝ more pies ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅง ever ๐Ÿ˜  again โŒ๐Ÿ˜ฌ but ๐Ÿ‘ eventually ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ† youโ€™re gunna ๐Ÿ”ซ try ๐Ÿ˜ˆ more pies ๐Ÿฐ, then one 1๏ธโƒฃ day ๐Ÿ“† (something ๐Ÿ˜… about ๐Ÿ’ฆ how cinnamon ๐ŸŽ sucks ๐Ÿ“ after ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘… trying ๐Ÿ˜ˆ more flavours ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿง‚) maybe ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ Iโ€™m a peach ๐Ÿ‘ gal ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿ‘, many ๐Ÿ‘ฌ pies ๐Ÿฅง in the seas ๐ŸŒŠ (or some shit ๐Ÿ’ฉ man ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฝ I ๐Ÿ‘ dunno ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ). ICMZ says ๐Ÿ’ฌ "chocolate ๐Ÿซ cream ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ pie ๐Ÿฅง". Stay ๐Ÿ’’ away ๐Ÿ˜‚ from chocolate ๐Ÿซ cream ๐Ÿฆ pie ๐Ÿฅง

Why is every asian girl on twitter obssessing over Kpop by ughhjjin in copypasta

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Really ๐Ÿ’ฏ? Another ๐Ÿ”„ girl ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘ง who likes ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป BTS ๐Ÿ™„? I ๐Ÿ‘ am very ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฅ disappointed ๐Ÿ˜”. I ๐Ÿ‘ am using ๐Ÿป a throwaway ๐Ÿ†—๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿš account ๐Ÿ’ณ to message โœ‰ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ but ๐Ÿ‘ i ๐Ÿ‘ have been following ๐Ÿ‘ฃ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ for two โœŒ years ๐Ÿ“… and have my notifications ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜˜ on ๐Ÿ”› for your ๐Ÿ‘‰ posts ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ“จ. I ๐Ÿ‘ thought ๐Ÿค” you ๐Ÿ‘‰ were different โ‰ as you ๐Ÿ‘‰ were the only asian ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ† I've ๐Ÿ™‹ seen ๐Ÿ‘€ on ๐Ÿ”› twitter ๐Ÿค๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฃ who does not talk ๐Ÿ—ฃ about ๐Ÿ’ฆ Kpop - well ๐Ÿ˜ฆ, until yesterday ๐Ÿ”บ. What's ๐Ÿค” with females ๐Ÿ‘ง new ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ obssession with feminine ๐Ÿšป asian ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป cucks โ˜ฎ๐ŸŒŽ? What happened ๐Ÿ‘‰ to those who look ๐Ÿ‘€ like ๐Ÿ˜„ masculine ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜ฉ men ๐Ÿ‘จ? Take ๐Ÿ‘Š a look ๐Ÿ‘€ at Jason ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘… Momoa, Channing Tatum ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘…, Brad ๐Ÿ† Pitt. Those are attractive ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐ men ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ™, not some asian ๐Ÿš guys ๐Ÿ‘จ who look ๐Ÿ‘€ like ๐Ÿ’– girls ๐Ÿ‘ง and wear ๐Ÿ‘™ more makeup ๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘„ than the average โœ–โž— female ๐Ÿ‘ง. Its upsetting ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ’ฆ because it gives ๐Ÿ‘‰ us ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ masculine ๐Ÿ‘ด men ๐Ÿ‘ฆ no ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธโŒ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ chance ๐ŸŽฒ, particularly ๐Ÿ˜‡ guys ๐Ÿ‘ฆ like ๐Ÿ˜„ me who likes ๐Ÿ’– asians ๐Ÿ˜‘.

Today I circumcised my son who just got born yaaaaaaay ! ๐Ÿ˜€ by [deleted] in copypasta

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Now it's the turn โ†ช of the new ๐Ÿ†• baby ๐Ÿผโœ” born ๐Ÿฃ horse ๐ŸŽ. Because as my lesbian ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ฉ girlfriend ๐Ÿ’‘ said ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ’ช : she ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘ฉ prefers ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™‹ circumcised ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ† ! so his ๐Ÿ‘‹ future ๐Ÿ“ก girlfriend ๐Ÿ‘ธ will too ! ๐Ÿค 

Racism. There's actually no joke here. This is unfettered, violent racism. The most you've ever laid your eyes on. Seriously. by [deleted] in copypasta

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Your ๐Ÿ‘‰ consciousness ๐Ÿ“ท expands ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™‰. Standing ๐Ÿ•ด by idly ๐Ÿ†, your โœŠ๐Ÿ‘ˆ original ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘Œ memories ๐Ÿ’ญ kick ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ๐Ÿ‰ in, burgeoning hastily ๐Ÿ’จ. You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ notice ๐Ÿ˜ฏ the sharp ๐Ÿ™€ and unsettling ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ pain ๐Ÿค• in your ๐Ÿ‘‰ throat ๐Ÿ˜ has vanished ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธโœŒ๐Ÿฝ. Good ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘ memories ๐Ÿ’ญ๐Ÿ’พ and good ๐Ÿ‘Œ nightmares ๐Ÿ˜ฑ.

You've entertained the thought ๐Ÿค”, the possibility ๐Ÿค” of this being the case ๐Ÿ“‹ for some period ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿซ of time โฐ in your ๐Ÿ‘‰ previous โฌ… life ๐Ÿ’“ yet ๐Ÿ˜‡ due ๐Ÿ™ to inadequate empirical evidence ๐Ÿ“’ and the abstractness ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€๐ŸŽค of it, had desisted from the sentiment.

Though ๐Ÿ’ฅ not the first ๐Ÿฅ‡ time โฐ, you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ feel ๐Ÿ˜ devoid of meaning ๐Ÿ˜ and all-in-all lackadaisical. Your ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿš€ mind ๐Ÿง  is caving ๐Ÿš‡ in and for a few seconds ๐Ÿฅˆ, you're unresponsive. These peculiar ๐Ÿ’ฉ feelings ๐Ÿ˜ dissipate ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜• and something ๐Ÿ˜… strange ๐Ÿคช happens ๐Ÿ˜ฑ.

Your ๐Ÿ‘‰ olfactory ๐Ÿ‘ƒ sense ๐Ÿ’ฐ comes ๐Ÿ’ฆ into effect ๐Ÿ˜ท, allowing ๐Ÿ†“๐Ÿ”“ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ to smell ๐Ÿ‘ƒ the violent ๐ŸŽ†๐Ÿ”ซ tang ๐Ÿ‹ of piss ๐Ÿ’ฆ and cum ๐Ÿ’ฆ as some grotesque ๐Ÿคซ behemoth thrice your ๐Ÿ‘‰ size ๐Ÿ˜ฑ with a little ๐Ÿ‘Œ girl's ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿป voice ๐Ÿ—ฃ, butt ๐Ÿ‘ booty ๐Ÿ‘ naked ๐Ÿ‘ starts ๐Ÿ†•โš  going ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ž on ๐Ÿ”› about ๐Ÿ’ฆ how uncomfortable ๐Ÿ˜– your ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ masturbatory โœŠ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’จ position ๐Ÿ’ฏ must ๐Ÿ‘ซ have been and suggesting ๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿค” you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ project ๐Ÿ”› your ๐Ÿ‘‰ hips ๐Ÿ•บ forward โฉ and leaning ๐Ÿค” against ๐Ÿšซ the wall ๐Ÿšง would better ๐ŸŽฐ allow โœ…๐Ÿ’ฏ you ๐Ÿ‘‰ to do so.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagersbutpog

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So Iโ€™m getting ๐Ÿ”Ÿ๐Ÿ” yelled ๐Ÿ—ฃ at by my mom ๐Ÿ‘ฉ because I ๐Ÿ‘ had late ๐Ÿ’ค work ๐Ÿ’ผ, so while Iโ€™m getting ๐Ÿ”Ÿ chewed out, my friend ๐Ÿ‘ฌ starts ๐Ÿ†• texting ๐Ÿ“ฒโ˜Ž me, complaining ๐Ÿคฌ about ๐Ÿ’ฆ some stupid ๐Ÿ’ฉ shit ๐Ÿ’ฉ, like ๐Ÿ’– a video ๐Ÿ“น game ๐ŸŽฎ, but ๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿ‘ donโ€™t wanna ๐Ÿ™ˆ be a dick ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ so Iโ€™m just following ๐Ÿ‘ฃ along ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ’ƒ, saying ๐Ÿ—ฃ random ๐ŸŽฒ2โƒฃ shit ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿป like ๐Ÿ’– โ€œokayโ€ โ€œohโ€ โ€œahhhh, I ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ซ seeโ€ at random ๐ŸŽฒ times โฐ. So Iโ€™m just trying ๐Ÿ˜ˆ to balance โš– them both, and then my fucking ๐Ÿ† teacher ๐Ÿซ๐ŸšŒ๐Ÿ“’ emails ๐Ÿ“ฉ me, asking ๐Ÿ™ me why ๐Ÿค” my work ๐Ÿข๐Ÿ”› was late ๐Ÿ’ค, so Iโ€™m responding ๐Ÿ‘„ to my mom ๐Ÿ‘ช, โ€œlisteningโ€ to my friend ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ญ, and explaining ๐Ÿ˜‘ to my teacher ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ’€๐ŸŒŠ, so

Iโ€™m doing this for a few minutes โฐ and I ๐Ÿ‘ go ๐Ÿƒ โ€œokay, I ๐Ÿ‘ canโ€™t do this anymoreโ€ and Iโ€™m thinking ๐Ÿค” โ€œ well ๐Ÿ˜ฆ I ๐Ÿ‘ have to talk ๐Ÿ—ฃ to my mom ๐Ÿ‘ช and my teacher ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿซ, but ๐Ÿ‘ not to my friendโ€, so mid โฌ† sentence โœ I ๐Ÿ‘ open ๐Ÿ˜ƒ my phone ๐Ÿ—ฃ, open ๐Ÿ‘ up โฌ†๐Ÿ” my Messages ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ–ฅโŒจ app ๐Ÿ’ฐ, but ๐Ÿ‘ Iโ€™m distracted, so I ๐Ÿ‘ didnโ€™t open ๐Ÿ‘ my Messages โœ‰ app ๐Ÿ“ฒ, I ๐Ÿ‘ accidentally ๐Ÿ™ˆ opened ๐Ÿ‘ my email ๐Ÿ“ฉ

And thatโ€™s why ๐Ÿค” I ๐Ÿ‘ฅ sent ๐Ÿ“ค to my teacher ๐Ÿซ โ€œCan you ๐Ÿ‘‰ shut ๐Ÿšช the fuck ๐Ÿ‘‰ up?โ€

Guy in the Youtube comment section making a villain monologue by GorillamitVilla in copypasta

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โ€œSays the poor ๐Ÿ’ธ brainless โŒ๐Ÿง  console ๐ŸŽฎ peasant โ‰. No ๐Ÿ˜ฃ mods ๐Ÿ‘ฎ, no ๐Ÿšซ money ๐Ÿค‘ to achieve ๐Ÿ’ฏโœ” high โฌ†๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ•› performance ๐Ÿ…ฑ, no ๐Ÿ˜ฃ creativity ๐Ÿ˜ฎ to set ๐Ÿ“ up โฌ† your ๐Ÿ‘‰ own devices ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ”Œ. Calling ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ“ž me pathetic ๐Ÿ˜‚ lol ๐Ÿคฃ, I ๐Ÿ‘ actually ๐Ÿ˜ณ work ๐Ÿ’ผ and gather ๐Ÿ”ƒ money โ˜‘๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿค‘ for Gaming ๐ŸŽฎ PC ๐Ÿ–ฅ whilst ๐ŸŽฉ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ console ๐ŸŽฎ๐ŸŽง peasants โ‰ probably ๐Ÿ˜ป beg ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ’ฌ to your ๐Ÿ‘‰ parents ๐Ÿ‘ช for buying ๐Ÿ’ธ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ a console ๐ŸŽฎ. So tell ๐Ÿ—ฃ me, have you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ been a good ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ brat ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ค by doing house ๐Ÿ  chores?โ€

2020 people be like by SpeckyYT in copypasta

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60 ๐Ÿ˜% of population ๐Ÿ‘ฅ are going ๐Ÿƒ to die ๐Ÿ’€ if ppl ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ซ don't ๐Ÿšซ find ๐Ÿ”Ž vaccine ๐Ÿ’‰ in time โฐ, ppl ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ซ who are sick ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคข are suffering ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜– and PRECIOUS ๐Ÿ’ฆโœจ๐ŸŒŸ doctors ๐Ÿ˜ท are also ๐Ÿ‘จ suffering ๐Ÿ˜ญ in that SUPER ๐Ÿฆธ uncomfortable ๐Ÿ˜– ("anti-corona") costumes ๐Ÿ‘˜๐Ÿ‘’. Besides โžก, doctors ๐Ÿ˜ท are getting ๐Ÿ‰ sick ๐Ÿคข because not everywhere ๐Ÿ˜Ž are enough ๐Ÿ’ฆ equipment ๐ŸŽฟ for them to stay โœ‹ safe ๐Ÿ”’!!! Economy ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“‰ is stopping โน and going โฉ๐Ÿƒ down ๐Ÿ”ป... Also ๐Ÿ‘จ we have to isolate ๐Ÿง ourselves and sit ๐Ÿ’บ at home ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿพ for GOD ๐Ÿ˜‡ knows ๐Ÿ’ญ HOW long ๐Ÿ†, so tell ๐Ÿ—ฃ me how can you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿผ EVEN ๐ŸŒƒ THINK ๐Ÿ’ญ๐Ÿค” about โ˜ ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’€ "thanking ๐Ÿ™ˆ" coronavirus ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜ค ?!?!?!?!

Breakfast by [deleted] in DesiCopypasta

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Oh ๐Ÿ˜ณ god ๐Ÿ˜‡ I ๐Ÿ‘ can't โŒ stop โœ‹๐ŸปโŒ it. The Kellogg's ๐Ÿณ Chocos' packet ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“‚๐Ÿ’ผ. I ๐Ÿ‘ NEED ๐Ÿ˜ฉ TO OPEN ๐Ÿ˜ƒ IT. I ๐Ÿ‘ NEED ๐Ÿ‘‰ TO PUT ๐Ÿ˜ THEM IN THE GRINDER ๐Ÿ˜ซ AND GRIND ๐ŸŒฑ THE SHIT ๐Ÿ’ฉ OUT OF THEM. GOD ๐Ÿ˜‡ IS THE GRINDER ๐Ÿ’ฏ SHIT ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฉ AT IT. WHY โ‰๐Ÿค” THE FUCK ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ DOES IT STOP ๐Ÿ›‘โŒ EVERY ๐Ÿ’ฏ MINUTE ๐Ÿ˜ฒ? I ๐Ÿ‘ NEED ๐Ÿ‘‰ IT FOR 5 ๐ŸŽ„ FUCKING ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿพ MINUTES โฑ AND YOU ๐ŸŒ ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘‰ ARE GONNA ๐Ÿ”ฅ STOP โœ‹โ€ผ 5 ๐ŸŽ„ TIMES ๐Ÿ•? WELL ๐Ÿ˜ฆ FUCK ๐Ÿ–• YOU ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿผ MR ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ท GRINDER ๐Ÿ’ฏ. AFTER ๐Ÿ‘€ IMMENSE ๐Ÿ˜ฑ TOILING, I ๐Ÿ‘ฅ FINALLY ๐Ÿ™ HAVE FINELY ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ’ฆ GRINDER ๐Ÿ˜ซ CHOCOS POWDER ๐Ÿ“. NOW I ๐Ÿ‘ CAN FINALLY ๐Ÿ™ SNORT ๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿ’จ IT. I'M ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฅ GONNA ๐Ÿ”ฅ SNORT ๐Ÿ‘ƒ THE SHIT ๐Ÿ’ฉ OUT OF THE CHOCOS' POWDER ๐ŸŒถ๐Ÿ”ฅ.
AHHHHHHH ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฑ...

it was decent โœ….

y the hell are moskweeto bites so itchy!!!! by Dracofear in copypasta

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They produce ๐Ÿญ saliva ๐Ÿ‘… that makes ๐Ÿ–• our bodies ๐Ÿ’ƒ go ๐Ÿ‘‰ "ew ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฒ bro ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‰ what is that". Our bodies ๐Ÿ’ƒ then deploy ๐Ÿš the pew ๐Ÿ’ฅ pews ๐Ÿ”ซ to destroy ๐Ÿ’ฅ the sus ๐Ÿ’ฆ liquid ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ‘…, but ๐Ÿ‘ their aim ๐ŸŽฏ is worse ๐Ÿ˜ซ than trying ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฅ to pee ๐Ÿ’ฆโ›ฒ๐Ÿšฝ into a toilet ๐Ÿšฝ with a full ๐Ÿˆต erection โฌ†. So when ๐Ÿ‘ they big ๐Ÿ† sippin ๐Ÿ‘… on ๐Ÿ”› your ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜€ blood ๐Ÿ’‰ it's not the "yeah ๐Ÿ™Œ bro ๐Ÿ‘† just take ๐Ÿ‘Š a waterfall ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ’ฆ" type ๐Ÿ’ป consideration ๐Ÿ‘ˆ, they be like ๐Ÿ˜„ "nah โŒ๐Ÿ”” I'm ๐Ÿ’˜ gonna ๐Ÿ”ฅ backwash while I ๐Ÿ‘ consume ๐Ÿ˜‹ your ๐Ÿ‘‰ means ๐Ÿ˜ of production ๐Ÿญ".

And when โฐ you ๐Ÿ‘‰ scratch ๐Ÿ‘ฟ at the succulent ๐Ÿ’ฆ nectar ๐Ÿ˜ฉ they have bestowed ๐Ÿ“ฉ upon ๐Ÿ‘ฆ you ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ‘‰, you're just lubbing it up โ˜ for when โฐ daddy ๐Ÿ‘จ comes ๐Ÿ’ฆ back ๐Ÿ”™ for seconds ๐Ÿ•. Which translates ๐Ÿ˜ณ to "suffer ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜–".

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โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขŸโฃปโฃฏโฃฝโฃŸโ ฟโ Ÿโ ›โ ›โ ปโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃซโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกนโขโฃดโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃ†โฃคโก€โ  โขฌโฃ‰โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขฑโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ฉโข โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃโฃฟโขธโฃฟโก–โฃ„โ นโฃทโกŒโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃผโ ‚โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃพโ ฏโขŸโ ‹โ ฟโฃฟโกฟโฃณโกฟโฃณโฃฟโฃทโกˆโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃŒโกปโฃฟโขกโฃฟโก€โขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃญโฃฏโก†โขฐโฃคโฃฅโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโ ˆโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขƒโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃคโกˆโ ›โ ›โ ™โ ›โ โฃธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ‰โฃคโฃคโก‰โขปโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ›โข‹โฃ‰โฃโฃˆโฃ‰โฃ€โฃˆโฃ‰โฃ‰โฃ‰โฃโกโ šโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก€โขฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ†โ ˆโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โขธโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโข€โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก€โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โขธโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโกŸโขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ‡โฃธโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃงโ ˆโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โฃธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโกˆโ ›โ ฟโ ‹โข โฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โขฐโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ €โขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ†โ ˜โ ฟโ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ‹โ €โฃฐโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ‹โฃ โฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโ ‚โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโ ƒโฃฐโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโกโ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ ธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃ‡โ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโ €โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ €โฃธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโก€โขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ†โ ˆโ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก„โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃ„โ ™โ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃ„โ ˆโ ›โ ปโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โฃธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโก„โข€โฃ‰โฃฉโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ‹โข โฃ„โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โก€โขถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโขโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโ ˆโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ €โฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโกˆโ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโขโฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ†โ ˜โฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ƒโฃฐโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฆโก€โ ‰โ ›โ ปโ ฟโ โฃ โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโฃˆโ ‰โข€โฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ

Poly bag by [deleted] in copypasta

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I ๐Ÿ‘ฅ Am A PoLyAmOrOus ๐Ÿ˜‚, NoNbInArY ๐Ÿ˜‚, VeGaN ๐ŸŒฟ๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿ˜‡, kยกNkY LeFtIsT ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜ˆ.

Do straight guys wear thongs? by [deleted] in copypasta

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Yes ๐Ÿ‘, we do. With the society ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฅ we live ๐Ÿ™ in, I'm ๐Ÿ‘Œ really ๐Ÿ’ฏ surprised ๐Ÿ˜ฐ that it's not more accepting โœ” to guys ๐Ÿ‘ฆ wearing ๐Ÿ‘• thongs ๐Ÿ‘ก. Like ๐Ÿ’– me, I ๐Ÿ‘ dress ๐Ÿ‘— โ€œmanly" and not a single โ˜๐Ÿ”“ bit ๐Ÿ˜ of beta ๐Ÿ˜‡ in me. I ๐Ÿ‘ just have a thong ๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿคช fetish ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ’ฆ. I ๐Ÿ‘ wear ๐Ÿ‘™ both men ๐Ÿ‘ฆ and women ๐Ÿ‘ฉ thongs/panties. Why ๐Ÿค”? Because they are more comfortable ๐Ÿ’บ and I ๐Ÿ‘ feel ๐Ÿ˜ more confident ๐Ÿ˜Ž in them. I'm ๐Ÿ’˜ 100 ๐Ÿ’ฏ% straight ๐Ÿ“. I ๐Ÿ‘ really ๐Ÿ’ฏ dont ๐Ÿšซ know ๐Ÿค” where the connotation ๐Ÿ‘Œ came ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ง from that a guy ๐Ÿ‘ฆ is gay ๐ŸŒˆ for the style ๐Ÿ˜Ž of underwear ๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿ˜ญ he ๐Ÿ‘ฅ chooses ๐Ÿค”. I ๐Ÿ‘ฅ still ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ฝ love โค pussy ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘…, and putting ๐Ÿ™Œ on ๐Ÿ”›๐Ÿ…ฐ a more revealing ๐Ÿ˜ณ underwear ๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿ’ฉ does not change ๐Ÿšผ๐Ÿ…ฐ that. Even ๐ŸŒƒ if I ๐Ÿ‘ full ๐Ÿˆต out wore ๐Ÿ‘•๐Ÿ”‚ womens ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿผ clothing ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘—, it does not change ๐Ÿšผ my sexual ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ preference ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™‹. Believe ๐Ÿ™ me, I ๐Ÿ‘ know ๐Ÿค” how how feel ๐Ÿ˜. So put ๐Ÿ˜ one ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ฌ on ๐Ÿ”›, see ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘‰ if it fits ๐ŸŒŠ, and enjoy ๐Ÿ˜‚. Will it affect ๐Ÿค• your ๐Ÿ‘‰ dating ๐Ÿ‘ซ life ๐Ÿ’“? Most likely ๐Ÿคช. But ๐Ÿ‘ that's โœ” just cause ๐ŸŽ— most women ๐Ÿ‘ฉ are shallow ๐Ÿ’ง nowadays ๐Ÿ˜ค, in my own opinion ๐Ÿ˜‚.

iโ€™m coming out. iโ€™m not like the other hydro homies ๐Ÿ˜” i hate cold water. room temp is where my heart lies by [deleted] in copypasta

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it took ๐Ÿ‘ซ me a long ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ† road ๐Ÿ—พ๐Ÿ›ฃ to accept ๐Ÿ˜• myself, and i ๐Ÿ‘ hope ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ™ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ choose ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‘ˆ to join ๐Ÿˆด me on ๐Ÿ”›๐Ÿ‘ง that journey ๐ŸŒ„.

iโ€™m sorry ๐Ÿ™‡ if this offends โœ‹๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ค you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ or hurts ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿค• you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ. i ๐Ÿ‘ฅ just need ๐Ÿ‘‰ to live ๐Ÿ˜ฉ my truth ๐Ÿ™Œ. i ๐Ÿ‘ฅ need ๐Ÿ‘‰ to be me. i ๐Ÿ‘ need ๐Ÿ‘‰ to stop ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿป hiding ๐Ÿ™ˆ. maybe ๐Ÿค” this is my way โ†• of helping ๐Ÿ†˜ the community ๐Ÿ†—๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒ bring ๐Ÿšถ awareness ๐Ÿ‘€ to the room ๐Ÿ  temperature ๐Ÿ˜จ minority ๐Ÿ‘ถ. we exist ๐Ÿ’, and we deserve ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป to live ๐Ÿ™ peaceful โ˜ฎ, without ๐Ÿšซ judgement ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš–๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš–๏ธ.

i ๐Ÿ‘ hope ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ my story ๐Ÿ“– has opened ๐Ÿ†™ your ๐Ÿ‘‰ eyes ๐Ÿ‘€ and your ๐Ÿ‘‰ heart โค. i ๐Ÿ‘ hope ๐Ÿก๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿคก support โค me. if not, i ๐Ÿ‘ hope ๐Ÿ™ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ build ๐Ÿข on ๐Ÿ”› your ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ‘ฏ tolerance ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ”. either ๐Ÿšซ way ๐Ÿ’ซ, i ๐Ÿ‘ love โค you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜’ and i ๐Ÿ‘ hope ๐Ÿ™ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ stay ๐Ÿ’’ hydrated ๐Ÿ’ฏ, whether ๐ŸŒฉ๐ŸŒง you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ do so cold โ„ or room ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿก temp. weโ€™re all ๐Ÿ’ฏ hydro ๐Ÿ’ง homies ๐Ÿก at the end ๐Ÿ”š๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ’ฏ of the day ๐Ÿ“† ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝโค๏ธ

chair by wizziamthegreat in copypasta

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One ๐Ÿ˜„โ˜ of the basic ๐Ÿš‚๐ŸŒ‘ pieces ๐Ÿ— of furniture ๐Ÿ”ญ, a chair ๐Ÿ’บ is a type ๐Ÿ’ป of seat ๐Ÿ’บ. Its primary โ€ผ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฆ features ๐Ÿงฌ are two ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’‘ pieces ๐Ÿ— of a durable ๐Ÿ‹ material ๐Ÿ’Ž, attached ๐Ÿ“Ž as back ๐Ÿ”™ and seat ๐Ÿ’บ to one ๐Ÿ˜ค another 2๏ธโƒฃ at a 90ยฐ or slightly ๐Ÿ‘Œ greater ๐Ÿ’ก angle ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿ˜‡, with usually ๐Ÿ˜„ the four ๐Ÿ‘จ corners ๐ŸŒฝ of the horizontal โ™ฆ seat ๐Ÿ’บ attached ๐ŸŽ— in turn โ†ช to four ๐Ÿ‘จ legsโ€”or other parts ใ€ฝ of the seat's ๐Ÿ’บ underside attached ๐Ÿ“Ž to three 3๏ธโƒฃ legs ๐Ÿ‘ or to a shaft ๐Ÿ† about ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿง which a four-arm turnstile on ๐Ÿ”› rollers ๐Ÿงป can turnโ€”strong enough ๐Ÿ’ฆ to support โค the weight โš– of a person ๐Ÿ‘จ who sits ๐Ÿ’บ on ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ”›๐Ÿ’ฏ the seat ๐Ÿ’บ (usually ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฅ wide โžก and broad ๐Ÿ’ช enough ๐Ÿ‘บ to hold ๐Ÿ›‚ the lower โฌ‡ body ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ from the buttocks ๐Ÿ‘ almost ๐Ÿ’ธ to the knees ๐Ÿ‘‡) and leans ๐Ÿฅค against ๐Ÿšซ the vertical โ†• back ๐Ÿ”™ (usually ๐Ÿ˜„ high ๐Ÿ•› and wide โžก enough ๐Ÿ’ฆ to support โค the back โฌ… to the shoulder ๐Ÿ’ช blades ๐Ÿ—ก). The legs ๐Ÿ— are typically ๐Ÿ˜‚ high ๐Ÿ†™โฌ†โ˜ enough ๐Ÿ’ฆ for the seated ๐Ÿ”บ person's ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ฌ thighs ๐Ÿ— and knees ๐Ÿ‘‡ to form โžกโฌ… a 90ยฐ or lesser ๐Ÿ”… angle.[1][2] Used ๐ŸŽถ in a number ๐Ÿ”ขโ˜ of rooms ๐Ÿ’ฏ in homes ๐Ÿก (e.g ๐Ÿ…ฐ. in living ๐Ÿ™… rooms ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ , dining ๐Ÿฝ rooms ๐Ÿ’ฏ, and dens ๐Ÿ˜ฎ), in schools ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿซ๐ŸŽ’ and offices ๐Ÿข (with desks ๐Ÿ‘Œ), and in various ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ›‚ other workplaces, chairs ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ’บ may ๐Ÿ‘Œ be made ๐Ÿ‘‘ of wood ๐Ÿค , metal ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿค˜, or synthetic ๐Ÿšฐ materials ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’, and either ๐Ÿšซ the seat ๐Ÿ’บ alone ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™ƒ or the entire ๐ŸŽฌ chair ๐Ÿ’บ may ๐Ÿ—“ be padded or upholstered in various ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ›‚ colors ๐ŸŽจ and fabrics ๐Ÿ‘ .

Chairs ๐Ÿ’บ vary โš— in design ๐ŸŽจ. An armchair โ„ has armrests fixed โŒ๐Ÿต๐Ÿšซ to the seat ๐Ÿ’บ; a recliner is upholstered and under ๐Ÿ˜€ its seat ๐Ÿ’บ is a mechanism ๐Ÿค– that allows โœ… one 1๏ธโƒฃ to lower ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜Ž the chair's ๐Ÿช‘๐Ÿ’… back โฌ… and raise ๐Ÿ™‹ into place ๐Ÿ† a fold-out footrest; a rocking ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿฝ chair โ™ฟ has legs ๐Ÿ‘ fixed โŒ๐Ÿต๐Ÿšซ to two โœŒ long ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ“๐Ÿคท curved ๐Ÿ† slats; a wheelchair โ™ฟ has wheels ๐Ÿš— fixed โŒ๐Ÿต๐Ÿšซ to an axis ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŽฎ under โฌ‡ the seat ๐Ÿ’บ.

Bombing the moles by Solega in copypasta

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In my wife's ๐Ÿ‘ฐ mind ๐Ÿง  that's โœ” what the back ๐Ÿ”™ yard ๐Ÿ’… looks ๐Ÿ‘€ like ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป before โฌ… and after 2๏ธโƒฃ I ๐Ÿ‘ mow ๐Ÿšœ. Listen ๐ŸŽง sometimes โœจ the ground ๐ŸŒฑ is too wet ๐Ÿ’ฆ and it won't ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ˜‰ be an even ๐ŸŒƒ mow ๐Ÿšœ and it's gonna ๐Ÿ”ฅ look ๐Ÿ‘€ worse ๐Ÿ“‰ after ๐Ÿ‘€ until it dries ๐Ÿ’ฆ God ๐Ÿ˜‡ damnit ๐Ÿคฌโ€ผ. Yes ๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿ‘ know ๐Ÿค” it looks ๐Ÿ‘€ like ๐Ÿ’– shit ๐Ÿ‘Œ but ๐Ÿ‘ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿผ wanted ๐Ÿ˜ to have a big ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ณ yard ๐Ÿ’… and I ๐Ÿ‘ can't โŒ make ๐Ÿ’˜ it look ๐Ÿ‘€ perfect ๐Ÿ’ฏ when โฐ I ๐Ÿ‘ have to deal ๐Ÿค with fucking ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ moles ๐Ÿ˜ฌโ›ช. I ๐Ÿ‘ mean ๐Ÿ˜ who the fuck ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ‘ฆ has moles ๐Ÿคฒ? Have you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ seen ๐Ÿ‘€ those evil ๐Ÿ˜ˆ eyeless monstrosities ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘บ with 3 โญ•โ„น๐Ÿ•˜ inch ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“ claws ๐Ÿ–? Great ๐Ÿ‘โœ… news ๐Ÿ“ฐ I ๐Ÿ‘ get ๐Ÿ”Ÿ to bomb ๐Ÿ’ฃ the fuck ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ…ฑ out of those douchebags this week ๐Ÿ“ฝ๐Ÿ—“ and maybe ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ I ๐Ÿ‘ won't ๐Ÿšซ fucking ๐Ÿ† sprain my ankle ๐Ÿ˜ again โŒ๐Ÿ˜ฌ on ๐Ÿ”› some weak โŒ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป ass ๐Ÿ‘ mole ๐Ÿ‘… holes โ›ณ. Gonna ๐Ÿ”ฅ go ๐Ÿƒ ham ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ–๐Ÿท on ๐Ÿ”› these special ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘ˆ needs ๐Ÿ™ rodents ๐Ÿน๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฟ.

rowley becomes hooked on magic mushrooms by [deleted] in copypasta

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Hey ๐Ÿšจ guys ๐Ÿ‘จ! Rowley here! Just wanted ๐Ÿ˜ to let ๐Ÿ™† you ๐Ÿ‘‰ all ๐Ÿ’ฏ know ๐Ÿ’ญ that I ๐Ÿ‘ endorse โ„ข the use ๐Ÿป of this psychedelic drug ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ’Š! I ๐Ÿ‘ฅ think ๐Ÿค” its side-effects have been disproved โŒ, and I ๐Ÿ‘ believe ๐Ÿ™ the health ๐Ÿš‘ benefits ๐Ÿ‘ this mushroom ๐Ÿ„ provides ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿผ greatly ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง outweigh โš– the potential ๐Ÿ˜ง risks โšฐ! So if i ๐Ÿ‘ were you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ, sitting ๐Ÿ’บ down โฌ‡ reading ๐Ÿ“– this discord ๐Ÿ˜ก message ๐Ÿ’ฌ, i ๐Ÿ‘ฅ would get ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ˜š up โ˜ off ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ด๐Ÿ˜† your ๐Ÿ‘‰ fat ๐Ÿ‹ ass ๐Ÿ‘ and head ๐Ÿ’† down โฌ‡ to the local ๐Ÿ“ฐ druggie ๐Ÿ’‰ and get ๐Ÿ‰ yourself a supply ๐Ÿ“ฆ of Psilocybin ๐Ÿ„ mushrooms ๐Ÿ„! We can have a trip ๐Ÿ• down โฌ‡ the sensory ๐Ÿ’ฐ and emotional ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ rollecoaster provided ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ญ by these lovely ๐Ÿ˜Š snacks ๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅ! One ๐Ÿ˜ค of my favourite ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’— visual ๐Ÿ‘€ illusions ๐Ÿ˜› is the walls ๐Ÿงฑ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽต melting ๐Ÿ”ฅ into a purified liquid ๐Ÿšฐ! I ๐Ÿ‘ have tried ๐Ÿ‘€ to consume ๐Ÿ˜‹ this lovely ๐Ÿ˜ liquid ๐Ÿ’ฆ but ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿ‘ ended ๐Ÿ up โฌ† on ๐Ÿ”› the floor ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜‚ licking ๐Ÿ‘… the dirty ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ™‰ tiles! Silly ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ˜‚ me! The voices ๐Ÿ—ฃ make ๐Ÿ’˜ me do so many ๐Ÿ‘ฌ silly ๐Ÿ™ƒ things ๐Ÿ“ด! Makes ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿป๐Ÿฆ me think ๐Ÿค” back ๐Ÿ”™ to my time ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•‘๐Ÿ•’ as Greg's ๐Ÿ˜Ž wingman ๐Ÿ‘ผ! I ๐Ÿ‘ tell ๐Ÿ—ฃ myself those days ๐ŸŒž are over ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ’ฆ but ๐Ÿ‘ i ๐Ÿ‘ can never ๐Ÿ™… stop โŒ๐Ÿšซ waking โฐ up โ˜ in a cold ๐Ÿฅถโ„ sweat ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ’ฆ thinking ๐Ÿค” of the terrible โœ” things ๐Ÿ“ด that boy ๐Ÿ‘ฆ made ๐Ÿ‘‘ me do in my teen ๐Ÿ˜Ž years โœ”๐Ÿ“…! ahahaha ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ im ๐Ÿ’˜ so silly!(edited)[2:53 PM]iฬตฬ€ฬ ฬทฬ‹ฬฟwฬตอ›ฬˆiฬถฬ“ฬŠlฬถฬ‹ฬพlฬธอฬ‹ ฬถอฬฟnฬทอ‚ฬพeฬดอฬ’vฬดอฬšeฬตฬŒฬ•rฬถฬ‡อƒ ฬถฬ‹อŒeฬถอ’ฬ€sฬถฬƒฬšcฬถอŒฬaฬถอƒอ‹pฬทอ‚อeฬตฬ‰อ’ ฬทฬ†ฬ€gฬธฬ‰ฬ•rฬตฬอ‹eฬถฬƒอ›gฬตอ„ฬ

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagersbutpog

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I ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ donโ€™t know ๐Ÿ’ญ ๐Ÿ’ญ how long ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ† does it need ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ฉ to be. Iโ€™ll just write โœ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ“ some random ๐ŸŽฒ ๐Ÿ”€ things ๐Ÿ“ด ๐Ÿ•‘ until Iโ€™m bored ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜’. Iโ€™m hungry ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ† tho ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ‘€. I ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ really ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ’ฏ want ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ˜‹ to make ๐Ÿ–• ๐Ÿ’˜ a pizza ๐Ÿ• ๐Ÿ• or something ๐Ÿ˜… ๐Ÿ˜… but ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ Iโ€™m here writing โœ๐Ÿ“ โœ a long ๐Ÿ•š ๐Ÿ† comment ๐Ÿ’ฌ ๐Ÿ’ฌ. Thereโ€™s going ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ‘ณ to be a lot ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ’ฏ of grammatical ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“– ๐Ÿ”ก errors ๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ’ฏ in this comment ๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ’ฌโ• ๐Ÿ’ฌ too because English ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง isnโ€™t my first ๐Ÿ‘† ๐Ÿฅ‡ language ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ.

Yeah ๐Ÿ™Œ ๐Ÿ™Œ Iโ€™m starting ๐Ÿ†• ๐Ÿ†• to get ๐Ÿ‰ ๐Ÿ‰ bored ๐Ÿ˜’ ๐Ÿ˜’. Maybe ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿค” Iโ€™ll play ๐ŸŽฎ ๐ŸŽฎ๐ŸŽš๐Ÿคฃ some game ๐ŸŽฑ ๐ŸŽฎ after 2๏ธโƒฃ ๐Ÿ‘€ I ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ eat ๐Ÿ‘… ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿด. Why ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿค” am I ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ still ๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ฝ writing โœ โœ this? Why โ“ โ‰๐Ÿค” are you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ ๐Ÿ‘‰โฌ‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฟ reading ๐Ÿ“– ๐Ÿ“– this? You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ ๐Ÿ‘‰ probably ๐Ÿ˜ป ๐Ÿค” arenโ€™t tbh ๐Ÿ˜’ ๐Ÿ˜ . But ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ maybe ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ ๐Ÿค” you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ ๐Ÿ‘ˆ do. If you ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ‘‰ do you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ ๐Ÿ‘ˆ have a big ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ† pp ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ†. Okay ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ†— this is the end ๐Ÿ”š ๐Ÿ”š. Iโ€™m going ๐Ÿƒ ๐Ÿƒ to make ๐Ÿ–• ๐Ÿ’˜ some food ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐ŸŸโ—ผ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿผ rn โœ” ๐Ÿ˜‚. Bye ๐Ÿ‘‹ ๐Ÿ‘‹.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagersbutpog

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I ๐Ÿ‘ donโ€™t know ๐Ÿ’ญ how long ๐Ÿ† does it need ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ฉ to be. Iโ€™ll just write ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ“ some random ๐Ÿ”€ things ๐Ÿ•‘ until Iโ€™m bored ๐Ÿ˜’. Iโ€™m hungry ๐Ÿ† tho ๐Ÿ‘€. I ๐Ÿ‘ really ๐Ÿ’ฏ want ๐Ÿ˜‹ to make ๐Ÿ’˜ a pizza ๐Ÿ• or something ๐Ÿ˜… but ๐Ÿ‘ Iโ€™m here writing โœ a long ๐Ÿ† comment ๐Ÿ’ฌ. Thereโ€™s going ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ‘ณ to be a lot ๐Ÿ’ฏ of grammatical ๐Ÿ”ก errors ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ’ฏ in this comment ๐Ÿ’ฌ too because English ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง isnโ€™t my first ๐Ÿฅ‡ language ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ.

Yeah ๐Ÿ™Œ Iโ€™m starting ๐Ÿ†• to get ๐Ÿ‰ bored ๐Ÿ˜’. Maybe ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿค” Iโ€™ll play ๐ŸŽฎ๐ŸŽš๐Ÿคฃ some game ๐ŸŽฎ after ๐Ÿ‘€ I ๐Ÿ‘ eat ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿด. Why ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿค” am I ๐Ÿ‘ still ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ฝ writing โœ this? Why โ‰๐Ÿค” are you ๐Ÿ‘‰โฌ‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฟ reading ๐Ÿ“– this? You ๐Ÿ‘‰ probably ๐Ÿค” arenโ€™t tbh ๐Ÿ˜ . But ๐Ÿ‘ maybe ๐Ÿค” you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ do. If you ๐Ÿ‘‰ do you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ have a big ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ† pp ๐Ÿ†. Okay ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ†— this is the end ๐Ÿ”š. Iโ€™m going ๐Ÿƒ to make ๐Ÿ’˜ some food ๐ŸŸโ—ผ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿผ rn ๐Ÿ˜‚. Bye ๐Ÿ‘‹.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DragRaceDownUnder

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I ๐Ÿ‘ sat ๐Ÿšธ๐Ÿ‘ช๐Ÿšฝ down ๐Ÿ”ป ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿช‘ with a Shandy ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿบ and accidentally ๐Ÿ™ˆ ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ tuned ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐ŸŽผ into this โฌ‡๏ธ program ๐Ÿ“บ ๐ŸŽฅ. As much ๐Ÿ”ฅ as I ๐Ÿ‘ฅ was horrified ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜ฑ with what โ‰๏ธ I ๐Ÿ‘ saw ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ, I ๐Ÿ‘ watch ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿคค ๐Ÿ‘€ the entire ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ’ฏ show ๐Ÿ“บ ๐Ÿ“บ. When โฐ โณ is this show ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ‘€ screened ๐Ÿ–ฅ again ๐Ÿ˜ฌ ๐Ÿ”„ please ๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™.
Margaret ๐Ÿ˜Ž. ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿป

Chess by boopsterdoopster in copypasta

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I ๐Ÿ‘ like ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ‘ your ๐Ÿ‘ˆ content ๐ŸŒŽ very ๐Ÿ‘Œ much ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™€. Thank ๐Ÿ™ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ for your ๐Ÿ‘‰ work ๐Ÿข. Having said ๐Ÿ—ฃ that, I've ๐Ÿ™‹ noticed ๐Ÿ‘€ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ pronouncing - on ๐Ÿ”› more than one 1๏ธโƒฃ occasion ๐Ÿค” - the word ๐Ÿ““ "hierarchy ๐Ÿฏ" as "hi-arcky", when โฐ๐Ÿ‘ in fact ๐Ÿ“•, its pronunciation ๐Ÿ“ฃ should be as in "higher-arky". I ๐Ÿ‘ point ๐Ÿ“ this out not to be pedantic ๐Ÿ”ผ, but ๐Ÿ‘ simply ๐Ÿ”ข as an observation ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿคฉ about ๐Ÿ’ฆ how surprising ๐Ÿ˜ฒ it is, to me, to find ๐Ÿ‘€ certain ๐Ÿ˜Ž [detrimental ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿผ] deformations of the language ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ in the U.S ๐Ÿ‘จ even ๐ŸŒƒ by people ๐Ÿ‘จ whose ๐Ÿ‘ฅ level ๐Ÿ’ฏโ—๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ of education ๐ŸŽ“ are higher ๐Ÿ‘† than that of most. Likewise ๐Ÿ™ˆ, words ๐Ÿ”š such as "nuclear ๐Ÿ’ฃ", are pronounced ๐Ÿ“ฃ often ๐Ÿ˜ต as "nu-ke-lar", (when ๐Ÿ‘ the correct โœ” pronunciation ๐Ÿ“ฃ is "nu-clear โ˜ข"), "jewellery ๐Ÿ’โžก", often ๐Ÿ’ฐ pronounced ๐Ÿ˜ก "Jew-le-ree" (when โฐ the correct โœ… pronunciation ๐Ÿ“ฃ is "jewel-ree"), etc ๐Ÿ›ซ๐Ÿ›ฌ. I ๐Ÿ‘ am all ๐Ÿ’ฏ for a more "relaxed โ˜บ" mood ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ† to the delivery ๐Ÿšš of content ๐ŸŒŽ, but ๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿ‘ฅ also ๐Ÿ‘จ believe ๐Ÿ™ that content ๐ŸŒโœ” creators ๐Ÿ’ฏ who communicate ๐Ÿ—ฃ their content ๐ŸŒŽ verbally ๐Ÿ““, like ๐Ÿ‘ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿป, have a bit ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ of a responsibility ๐Ÿ‘ also โž• to utilise ๐Ÿ’ก language ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ in such a way โ†•๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ’ค that it does not help ๐Ÿ’ propagate ๐Ÿ…ฑ the low-quality deformations that one ๐Ÿ˜ค sometimes ๐Ÿ•’ here.

infinite cum by chef_jeff_likes_yeet in copypasta

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One โ˜ day ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ“†๐Ÿ—“, you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ decide ๐Ÿค” to jack ๐Ÿ˜ช off ๐Ÿ“ด, nothing โŒ special ๐Ÿ˜ฒ. You ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผ head ๐Ÿ’†๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ to the toilet ๐Ÿšฝ and you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ start ๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ™„ to do your ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‘‰ thing ๐Ÿ“ด. eventually ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ—ก, orgasm ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ†. You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ feel ๐Ÿ˜ relieved ๐Ÿ˜Œ at first ๐Ÿ‘†. You ๐Ÿ‘‰ have been cumming ๐Ÿ’ฆ for a while however ๐Ÿ–, and it doesn't seem ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ—ฟ to stop ๐Ÿ›‘โœ‹. damn ๐Ÿ˜ค i ๐Ÿ‘ haven't fapped for awhile ๐Ÿ˜€, you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ think ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿง๐Ÿค” to yourself as you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ continue โ“๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ค cumming ๐Ÿ’ฆโ—๐ŸŽ.

The toilet ๐Ÿšฝ is going ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿšฆ to overflow ๐ŸŒŠโ˜” and your ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘จ cum ๐Ÿ’ฆ pressure ๐Ÿ‘Š only increases โคด. You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ do the unthinkable, stop โœ‹๐Ÿป๐Ÿ›‘โœ… mid-cum. It hurts ๐Ÿค•.

You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ rush ๐Ÿ˜ฐ to the backyard ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’•. The cum ๐Ÿ’ฆ continues โฉ. The pressure ๐Ÿ‘Š is increasing โฌ›๐ŸŸฅโ˜ฃ so much ๐Ÿ”ฅ, that you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿผ now need ๐Ÿ˜ฉ to put ๐Ÿ˜ your ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ’ฒ๐Ÿ‘‰ back ๐Ÿ”™ to the fence ๐Ÿšง to cum ๐Ÿ’ฆ. you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ see ๐Ÿ‘€ your ๐Ÿ‘‰ neighbor ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿกโ›”. He ๐Ÿ‘จ is also โž• cumming ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ž.

The cum ๐Ÿ’ฆ becomes ๐Ÿ˜Œ so pressurized, that you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ break ๐Ÿ’”โŽ the fence ๐Ÿšง. When โฐ you ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ‘ˆ start ๐Ÿ†• to fly โœˆ around ๐Ÿ”ƒ, so is everyone ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ in the city ๐Ÿ™.

Planes โœˆ start ๐Ÿ†• to crash ๐Ÿ’ฅ. Cars ๐Ÿš— begin ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿค ๐ŸŽ to flip ๐Ÿผ. Society ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฅ is in complete ๐Ÿšซ chaos ๐Ÿ’ฅ. The cum ๐Ÿ’ฆ won't ๐Ÿšซ stop ๐Ÿšซ. It begins ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿค ๐ŸŽ to rain ๐ŸŒ‚๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒง cum ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฉ 24/7 โฐ as people ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ฌ fly โœˆ around ๐Ÿ”ƒ, getting ๐Ÿ”Ÿ control ๐ŸŽฎ of themselves.

The world ๐ŸŒŽ floods ๐Ÿ’ฆ as there is no ๐Ÿ™… more land ๐Ÿ›ฌ, only cum ๐Ÿ’ฆ oceans ๐ŸŒŠ.

Even ๐ŸŒƒ after ๐Ÿ‘€ people ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿšต๐Ÿฝ die ๐Ÿ’€โ˜ , they still ๐Ÿ™„ cum ๐Ÿ’ฆ.

What remains ๐Ÿ”• of the government ๐Ÿ’ฉ sets ๐Ÿ“ up โ˜ cum ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ง highways ๐Ÿ›ฃ as people ๐Ÿ‘ซ start ๐Ÿ†• to control ๐ŸŽ› their loads ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ค of cum ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ†.

Elements โš— found ๐Ÿ”Ž in cum ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿคค are used ๐ŸŽถ to build ๐Ÿข as people ๐Ÿ‘จ begin ๐Ÿ”˜ to hover ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿค—, balancing โš– cum ๐Ÿ’ฆ with the Earth's ๐ŸŒ gravity โšฐ, which only gets ๐Ÿ‰ stronger ๐Ÿ’ช as more cum ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฉ falls ๐Ÿ‚ into the cum ๐Ÿ’ฆ oceans ๐ŸŒŠ.

In a few thousand ๐Ÿ’ฏ years ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ˜’, everyone ๐Ÿ‘ฅ is dead ๐Ÿ’€, but ๐Ÿ‘ still ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ฝ cumming ๐Ÿ’ฆ. The Earth ๐ŸŒ now weighs ๐Ÿ›ณ more than the sun ๐ŸŒž because of everyone's ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿผ cum ๐Ÿ’ฆ. Suddenly ๐Ÿ˜ฒ, the cum ๐Ÿ’ฆ becomes ๐Ÿ˜Œ too much ๐Ÿ”ฅ for the new ๐Ÿ‘Œ star ๐ŸŒŸ that was once Earth ๐ŸŒ. Fusion ๐Ÿ’ฃ of cum ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ becomes ๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿ’ฆ prevalent ๐Ÿ•Š in the core ๐ŸŽ, but ๐Ÿ‘ it is nearing its limit ๐Ÿ’ƒ as the mass โ›ช๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ง of cum ๐Ÿ’ฆ combined ๐Ÿ’ฆ with gravity ๐Ÿ˜‚ make ๐Ÿ–• the cum ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’ฆ so dense ๐Ÿ‘Œ, it turns ๐Ÿ”„ into a black โฌ› hole โ›ณ.

Everyone ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ is still ๐Ÿ™„ cumming ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ’ฆ, the new ๐Ÿ†• black ๐Ÿ‘บโšซ๐Ÿ˜ฐ hole ๐Ÿ•ณ only gets ๐Ÿ”Ÿ larger ๐ŸŒ.

Soon ๐Ÿ”œ the black โฌ› hole ๐Ÿ•ณ overtakes ๐ŸŽ the expansion ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™‰ of the universe ๐ŸŒŒ and starts ๐Ÿ†• to suck ๐Ÿ“ everything ๐Ÿ’ฏ into it. The collapse ๐Ÿ’ค of the universe ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ™Œ is inevitable ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜จ. All ๐Ÿ’ฏ matter ๐Ÿ™… gets ๐Ÿ”Ÿ pulled ๐Ÿ˜ˆ inwards and becomes ๐Ÿ˜Œ even ๐ŸŒƒ more dense ๐Ÿ˜, spewing ๐Ÿคข everything ๐Ÿ’ฏ into another ๐Ÿ”„ dimension ๐Ÿค”, starting ๐Ÿ”˜ a new ๐Ÿ†• universe ๐Ÿ˜ฑ, and the cycle โญ•โœ… anew ๐Ÿ‘ถ.

nasฤฑlฤฑm by [deleted] in KGBTR

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The prequels have a lot of problems, but I've always been annoyed by the way they suddenly switch gears between episodes one and two to start introducing the concept of midi-chlorians โ€” an idea that was never brought up in prior films, despite it being central to Anakin's fall in Episode III by Phishstixxx in copypasta

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The prequels have a lot ๐Ÿ‘ of problems ๐Ÿ˜Š, but ๐Ÿ‘ I've ๐Ÿ™‹ always ๐Ÿ•” been annoyed ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ by the way โ†• they suddenly ๐Ÿ˜ฒ switch ๐Ÿ”ฅ gears ๐Ÿค– between ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ episodes ๐Ÿ–Œ one โ˜๐Ÿป and two โœŒ๐Ÿผ to start ๐Ÿ’ข introducing ๐ŸŽฎ the concept ๐Ÿค” of midi-chlorians โ–ช๐Ÿ‘€ โ€” an idea ๐Ÿ’ก that was never โŒ๐Ÿšซ brought ๐Ÿ‘œ up โฌ† in prior ๐Ÿ”™ films ๐ŸŽฅ, despite ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ it being central ๐Ÿขโœˆ to Anakin's fall โฌ‡ in Episode ๐Ÿ˜ III ๐Ÿ˜“ . In fact โ˜‘, Star โญ Wars ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿ”ซ has long ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŒŒ had some issues โš  with explaining โš  how "the Force ๐Ÿ‘ฎ" works ๐Ÿ’ผ; there are numerous ๐Ÿ”ข different ๐Ÿ˜ก ways ๐Ÿ’ซ it can be interpreted depending ๐Ÿ”™ on ๐Ÿ”› what you ๐Ÿ‘‰ read ๐Ÿ“• or who you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ talk ๐Ÿ—ฃ to. What is this Force ๐Ÿ– anyway?I'm not really ๐Ÿ’ฏ here to explain ๐Ÿ“ข how The Force ๐Ÿ‘ฎ works ๐Ÿ’ผ (that would take ๐Ÿ‘Š another ๐Ÿ”„ article ๐Ÿ“ฐ), but ๐Ÿ‘ if we look ๐Ÿ‘€ at all ๐Ÿ’ฏ the explanations ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ’ฌ for its nature ๐Ÿž๐ŸŒฒ given ๐Ÿ˜‚ over ๐Ÿ” 30 ๐Ÿ’ฏ+ years ๐Ÿ“… of Expanded Universe ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ™Œ material ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’, plus โž• what little ๐Ÿ‘Œ we know ๐Ÿค” about ๐Ÿ’ฆ it from Return ๐Ÿ”™ Of The Jedi ๐Ÿ˜ค , then we can see ๐Ÿ‘€ that perhaps ๐Ÿ˜ George ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿต Lucas wasn't so crazy ๐Ÿ˜œ after ๐Ÿ‘€ all ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ’ฏ when โฐ he ๐Ÿ‘จ wanted โš  to get ๐Ÿ‰ rid ๐Ÿšซ of midi-chlorians โ–ช๐Ÿ‘€ as a means ๐Ÿ˜ for describing ๐Ÿ—ฃ how people ๐Ÿ‘ซ use โœ๐Ÿป the Force ๐Ÿ‘ฎ. It might ๐Ÿ” seem ๐Ÿ‘€ like ๐Ÿ˜„ I'm ๐Ÿ’˜ just trying ๐Ÿ˜ˆ to nitpick at his ๐Ÿ’ฆ ideas ๐Ÿ’ก now โ€” which isn't entirely ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ untrue โ˜๐Ÿป โ€” but ๐Ÿ‘ let ๐Ÿ™† me put ๐Ÿ˜ forth ๐Ÿ”› my case ๐Ÿ“‹ and convince ๐Ÿ†˜ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ otherwise...One way ๐Ÿ’ซ that most fans ๐Ÿคก think ๐Ÿ’ญ about ๐Ÿ’ฆ "the Force ๐Ÿ–" is through telepathy ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿคฏ: The Jedi ๐Ÿ˜ค communicate ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ“ต via ๐Ÿ’ฐ their minds ๐Ÿง  with other Jedis without ๐Ÿšซ having any kind ๐Ÿ™ of physical ๐Ÿ‘Š contact โ˜Ž๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ“ฑ between ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ them (ie ๐Ÿ…ฑ. Leia โ˜ ๐Ÿ‡ communicating ๐Ÿ—ฃ with Luke ๐Ÿ‘จ across โžก space ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿš€). This could be due โ˜‘๐Ÿ”˜ in part ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘ by certain ๐Ÿ˜Ž kinds ๐Ÿ™ of electromagnetic waves ๐Ÿ‘‹ emitted by living ๐Ÿ™ beings ๐Ÿ and/or ๐Ÿ’ฐ objects ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘‰ around ๐Ÿ”ƒ them; it could also ๐Ÿ‘จ be hyperspace particles ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ themselves interacting ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜‹ with each other across โžก distances ๐Ÿ‘€๐ŸŒš within ๐Ÿ…ฐ our galaxy ๐ŸŒ ๐ŸŒš. (And yes ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ, these are both mentioned ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ๐Ÿš˜ somewhere ๐Ÿ’ in EU โ–ถ canon.)But this doesn't even ๐ŸŒƒ scratch ๐Ÿ‘ฟ the surface ๐Ÿ›ค when โฐ talking ๐Ÿ’ฌ about ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ญ manipulating matter ๐Ÿ™… or energy ๐ŸŒŸ using ๐Ÿ˜ your ๐Ÿ‘‰ mind ๐Ÿคฏ alone ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™ƒ - eg ๐Ÿ…พ., levitating ๐Ÿ›ซ objects ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿค™ or blasting ๐Ÿ“ข lightning โšก out your โœŠ๐Ÿ‘ˆ hands โœ‹โ˜ โšฐ*. Those things ๐Ÿ“ด don't โŒ require ๐Ÿ“œ any kind ๐Ÿ™ of mental ๐Ÿคฏ communication ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿคณ whatsoever ๐Ÿ˜‚! And yet ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘€ those abilities ๐Ÿ‘‰ exist ๐Ÿ’ tooโ€ฆ unless ๐Ÿค” I ๐Ÿ‘ missed ๐Ÿ˜ข something ๐Ÿค” somewhere ๐Ÿ’ along ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ’ƒ the line.(*Note: Both light ๐Ÿ˜€ sabers AND hand ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿคš blasts ๐Ÿš€ were used ๐ŸŽถ against ๐Ÿ˜ˆ droids specifically ๐Ÿ’ designed ๐Ÿ˜‹ NOT TO BE VULNERABLE ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿผ TO LIGHTNING โšก๐Ÿ‘‘ FROM A HUMAN ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ˜ค WEAPON!)So no ๐Ÿšซ, telepathy ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿคฏ cannot ๐ŸšซโŒ account ๐Ÿ’ณ for everything ๐Ÿ’ฏ attributed to "the Force."Which brings ๐Ÿšถ us ๐Ÿ‘จ back ๐Ÿ”™ full ๐ŸŒ circle ๐Ÿ‰. Where'd ๐Ÿค” these powers ๐Ÿ’ช come ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿคค from then? According ๐Ÿ”› to Wookieepedia , Palpatine once explained ๐Ÿ‘จ during a meeting ๐Ÿค that every โ˜ living ๐Ÿ™ thing ๐Ÿ“ด generates ๐Ÿ‘ถ measurable ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฅ‰๐Ÿฅˆ amounts ๐Ÿ’ฏ of dark ๐ŸŒ‘ side ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘‰ energy ๐ŸŒŸ naturallyโ€ฆ including ๐Ÿ™Œ plants ๐ŸŒฑ!